Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Er...what the hell? What are you doing? You're not even famous and yet you brazenly straddle the Gyllenhaal, giggling away like this is a teacup ride at the summer fair! I've seen some upsetting images in my time; pictures of Jackie Stallone, that model of Britney giving birth, David Guest, but this makes me more than a little sick in the pit of my stomach. And Jake, I don't know what you've got to smile about, this girl looks like she might the front runner of the 'Save a horse, ride a Jake' campaign, which I am not endorsing in any way. So, Pinky, would you please clamber down off Mr Gyllenhaal and take yourself back behind the crowd control barriers where you belong. BACK. AWAY. FROM. MY. MAN.
Posted by britpopbaby at 1:00 PM