Monday, October 23, 2006

WHERE THE HELL IS BOO?

Off topic - looks like Peter's pregnant again. Damn, that was fast.

We here at Jake Watch have long been concerned about the welfare of dear Boo Radley Gyllenhaal, missing from all our lives for weeks...maybe months (really, who's counting?). Sad though it may be, it was no surprise when these otherwise genuinely intrusive paparazzi photos surfaced and it became clear that once again, Boo was missing in action.
Luckily for us, this is no two-bit spy operation we're running here and an agent was dispensed at once to assess the situation.
Unfortunately, said agent, uh, kinda sucked, and she was forced to flee when her position was compromised. Odd though, since she apparently showed up disguised as PG and that has proven to be a successful counter-detection tactic before (oooooooh, snap!). Too bad for her. It'll be desk duty from now on.

Attempts to contact Boo via MySpace have ended in frustration. His profile says he was on a couple days ago but he won't respond to my messages! Geez, Boo, where are you?

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey's he's got the old sunglasses on! Thank God (I never really took to the aviators ...)

Anonymous said...

I knew peter was part kangaroo - what a great way to avoid the paps - just pop it in the ole pap pouch!

I cracked up looking athose photos - good for them!

We should send them some fancy male ponchos with a baby puch inside.

SCREW THE PAPS!!! RIGHT ON PETER!
I love it - I just about peed myself when I saw that photo - i love it I love it.

When they walk as a group they should all carry dolls - that would mess with the paps!

Anonymous said...

I'm concerned about Boo and Atticus - this could end up with them hanging with Tinkerbell - rebelling against daddy and taking up with some strays and bored beverly hills bitches over on hollywood and vine ... those alleys over there offer up some serious doggie pasttimes for rich dogs with too much free time and no supervision.

They could have some wacky tatoos going on. Sniffing where a dog shouldn't.

Jake - texting your dogs isn't the same as being there...I heard they've been seeing other owners - Owner Wilson has been eyeing Boo.

I heard Atticus has been hanging at the Viper Room too much - just to get away from Boo man.

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S4M985 said...

Oh and in the first pic it looks like they r all giggling baout their cunning plan to hide the baby. How cute! Pity the jake watch agent cracked their secret!

Anonymous said...

I love that Jakey is the designated protector of Peter and Ramona! And Maggie with the newspaper! Good to see Mama G laughing, too. They all seem really close and enjoying their walkabout!And a big "eff you!" to the paps!

SquallCloud said...

Yay family day out! Peter looks like he's going to flash someone any moment Ooo Ooo Me! Me!

I know y'all are real tongue-in-cheek about SockWatch but I'm actually kind of obsessed with Jake's footwear. Thre is something so sexy about a guy who owns so many pairs of sneaks!

veeveevee said...

Glad to see the family out and about looking like they are enjoying their day, but...

...I get that Peter just might be hiding a third generation Gyllenbaby under his coat in a sling, but I'm curious to know why he's carrying a tennis racquet on his back (pic 1)???

Kendra said...

That disguise of Pg is very badly made, her hairdo would be much more glamurous than this fake agent's.

Newport Girl said...

* BAD NEWS * BAD NEWS * BAD NEWS:

I just caught Boo with my Parrot, taking a "nap" in my bed (MY BED!). They told me that it was just a nap, that nothing happened. But Boo was smoking a cigarette (you know, the boy is going to have to quit soon, he's getting wrinkles in his face) and my beloved little green cheap-trick-chick hussy harlot was a disgustingly wet hen, lying next to him spread-eagled, totally spent, the whore.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??? I mean, I have absolutely no problem with alternative sexual orientations but we got us an f*ckin interspecies situation here. Got to figure out what to do...

SquallCloud said...

I love that Boo's occupation is "dog". HEE

claire said...

Should Peter really be playing tennis in his condition?

blah said...

Clearly Peter has eaten Boo. Notice the protective way he is covering his belly.. he's sincerely hoping Jake won't notice.

bitza said...

I have to say that Maggie looks really well and fit only a few weeks after having given birth to baby Ramona! However Peter seems to have put on a few pounds...

jng said...

sorry, but I must say: f*** sex symbol

Anonymous said...

Now, Maggie has a baby ,it's not safe for Aticuss and boo to be with them, especially the baby. Sometimes, dogs may be aggressive to the babies.

Katie said...

I must echo anonymous of 3.38AM - the old sun specs are back!! Yeay!! And that black top, and those shoes. Jake you're looking mighty HOT today.

ATD said...

Following her escapades with the speedboat and helicopter, an unstable agent was placed on assignment in the North Pole, where it was believed that she could do no further damage – How wrong we were!

It is not clear how, but young Boo Radley Gyllenhaal became aware of this whilst he was attending the 145th Birthday Party of his good friend Lassie.

Since both Atticus and Boo have been left with nothing better to do than chew shoes, they have decided that they would dash off to the North Pole for a bit of an adventure of their own.

Atticus has spent several weeks recovering from Plastic surgery so that he would blend into his new surroundings.

Boo spent several weeks looking for a plastic surgeon to assist him blend in, but was unable to go under the knife do to an excess of wrinkles – It is reported that even Joan Rivers surgeon turned him down.

He has now had to resort to more traditional methods of disguise

Both are schedule to make their first public appearances on 25th December!

pgcatz said...

Jake needs to get back to LA and let those dogs out. I'll bet they have to go to the bathroom real bad. But (SIGH) Jake looks fabulous as usual. And they all look like they are having fun. Jake doesn't look like it's a fun day with that Greta girl.

Agent Krycek said...

I keep looking at Peter and being reminded of the tussle I had with a tramp a few years ago at Christmas who was trying to shoplift a frozen turkey, thinking I wouldn't notice it if he smuggled it out under his coat.

The Bearded Lady said...

Boo is preparing for Halloween.

smurfette said...

great post + pics. pretty busy lately, but just wanted to drop by and say: very happy to catch up on the last few posts and see the blog is not just back to its snarky ways, but is funnier than ever. it's proof of BPB and PG's character that the difficulty of recent happenings has only made their work better =). keep it up!

btw, no clue about the speculation, but i really like greta for some reason. maybe it's her facial expressions towards the paps, etc. that make me think she's a smart, witty girl and has a sense of humor.

p.s. i miss atticus!

Anonymous said...

2;23PM Why would he look like he is having fun with Greta if he knows every move is being photographed, grow up already.

nice anonymous said...

The Gyllenhaals in Black! They've got their shades on & they're bundled in the dark urban clothing, and they appear united in the face of adversity, determined to outwit their opponents, the papparazzi. They're striding along that sidewalk in formation as if they're on a mission. (BTW, where's Stephen?)

[Cue the old theme from "Mission Impossible" in the background.]

If Jake wasn't doing such a very clean-cut look lately, he & Peter would remind me even more of Silent Bob & Jay. (It's Peter's knitted cap that's giving me that vibe, I guess.)

britpopbaby said...

Clearly Peter has eaten Boo. Notice the protective way he is covering his belly.. he's sincerely hoping Jake won't notice.

I have to go with this. Boo has been eaten by Le Sexx.

kaydee said...

No no no. As someone above said, Boo's preparing for Halloween

Keks said...

I am really worry about Boo, and Atticus of course

perhaps the both will join our german self-help group, will start soon.

read here
http://jakerocksmyworld.blogspot.com/

Keks

PS please Jack Watch can you link me, i make a Link for you.

The Bearded Lady said...

Yes Kaydee,
Quite right he will be accompanying young children often ghost costume?

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Anonymous said...

They look like they alll just got off the boat. Where is Jakey's new girl friend?????

wtbgirl said...

I think Peter and Heath Ledger have created a master plan to thwart the paps from crossing the river into Brooklyn by dressing up not only like one another but like a vast assortment of semi-vagrants constantly wandering around the city.

"Is it Heath? is it Peter? Is it a squatter? Aaaw, forget it guys, let's shlep back to Manhattan and bother Sarah Jessica Parker instead."

Clever, Saarsgard, veeeerrryyyy clever.

Anonymous said...

I hate the nickname "Jakey". It just sounds so wrong.

nice anonymous said...

If I saw Peter dressed like this & sprawled on a piece of cardboard in a subway entrance, nodding out, I'd step around him very carefully, while trying hard not to inhale, and if he mumbled convincingly enough, I might even drop a dollar onto his cardboard sign.

Remember that papparazzi video of Jake giving a handout to a homeless guy? Maybe that guy was really Peter with lots of makeup. (Anyone seen the recent photos of Angelina Jolie done up as Daniel Pearl's widow?)

The Bearded Lady said...

in costume

Anonymous said...

9:21 PM Nice Anon ~ see you shouldn't judge the book from it's cover...he cleans up quite nicely I'm told.

playitagain said...

Ive decided the whole family is quite DROLL. Except for pop who seems to be lost in space.

I bet their dinnertime conversata\ions are a hoot.

Lucky Ramona to be born into such a droll clan!

dottieb said...

Where do the Gyllenhaals actually go on all these walks? Or are they just. . . walking?

Oh, I know! They're out to get their picture taken!

perfectscore_goldstar said...

* BAD NEWS * BAD NEWS * BAD NEWS:

I just caught Boo with my Parrot, taking a "nap" in my bed (MY BED!). They told me that it was just a nap, that nothing happened. But Boo was smoking a cigarette (you know, the boy is going to have to quit soon, he's getting wrinkles in his face) and my beloved little green cheap-trick-chick hussy harlot was a disgustingly wet hen, lying next to him spread-eagled, totally spent, the whore.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??? I mean, I have absolutely no problem with alternative sexual orientations but we got us an f*ckin interspecies situation here. Got to figure out what to do...


OMG what am I gonna do ??? My dog Bucket was reading over my shoulder and she saw your post; she is very upset as she is very jealous over Boo ... *sigh* Your parrot is a harlot ... my doggie is heartbroken and is eating Snausages like there's no tomorrow; what a world, what a world ...

Anonymous said...

OK ALL THESE RUMORS HAVE GOT TO STOP...

I don't think Jake would appreciate us delving into Boo's lovelife - whore or not - Boo is his own dog - if he wants to sniff around whether in his species or he's gone a fowl then thats his own dog goen business.

Atticus is not responsible for Boo's behavior whether or not Jake's in town - Atticus has his own problems. I think Atticus is suffering from alleged rumors of his own - news around the hydrants is he's using again - his chew toy habits are put of control. Hell Petsmart won't even let him hang around anymore without Jake's in tow.

atticus - you can do it man - stay strong - maybe take in a dog spa. I know Boo's been out more than he really should - he should be there for you. I know he's got his bitches all over town - but bros before hos man!

Newport Girl said...

I guess Boo told the Parrot that Atticus has been chewing something furious because he didn't get the "Rabid Dog" costume he wanted so much, instead he's being forced to dress up as a ham.

I just hope the Parrot doesn't get pregnant, Boo told her he was safe, but you know how all the studs say that, especially when all they want is some breast, thighs and tail.

nice anonymous said...

Anonymous 11:25

All in jest, my dear, all in jest. I agree, Peter does clean up beautifully. Consider my complaint as a tribute to his acting skills -- he's a bit like Emma Thompson briefly playing a crazy homeless person in HBO's "Angels in America." Anyway, no homeless guy in NY ever strode along with the confidence & good posture that Peter displays in this picture -- look at the nice line of his shoulders.

Still, based on their respective attire in this photo, Jake looks like one of the clean-cut Columbia grad students upon whose compassionate handouts subway panhandlers like Peter depend.

only1annabel said...

I have a confession...it wasn't until I was looking at all these pictures on IHJ that I realised Peter is clearly carrying the baby! I was sat wondering why they hadn't brought her with them and could she be with Stephen as he's not pictured...yeah clearly I'm dense! Now its so obvious! Doh!!

kaydee said...

where are they going all the time? has anyone ever seen any pics of them actually getting somewhere? or are they just walking around aimlessly all the time !!!?

Anonymous said...

^ i think an actual destination would take the fun outa some of these pics. ;)