From an online interview regarding October Sky. Not really quotes but funny as fuck.
What did you like best about being on Rosie O'Donnell today?
The fact that I wasn't on it.
Jake Gyllenhaal, smartarse.
If you weren't an actor, what would you be?
I would be dead if I wasn't an actor.
Jake Gyllenhaal, drama queen.
What, if one thing would you want movie goers to walk away from the movie with?
I think that I'd like for them to walk away with the metaphor for what that movie is about, and that's the metaphor.
Jake Gyllenhaal, quoi?