I got so distracted making that awesome image I've almost forgotten what I was going to say.
First off, I off to Italy for two weeks this Saturday but never fear as Jake Watching will be provided by ProphecyGirl while I'm chewing on parma ham and trying to attract the attention of the locals dishes.
Secondly, official Jake Watch merchandise is almost sorted out but will now have to be finalised when I get back off me jollies. I'm still waiting for permission to use one of the fonts. By going local and then setting up my own shop I've managed to cut the cost so it should work out cheaper than CafePress. Should do, don't quote me.
Thirdly, I'm trying to work out how to set Jake Watch up at it's own domain name because then I can do an all-in-one with the message boards and shop and whatever the hell else is needed. Problem is I'm retarded and can't work out my bandwidth usage but I'm keeping on, mainly with the help of Matt. If anyone else knows anything about this sort of stuff, let me know. Also want to say thanks to Miffed for grabbing that domain name!
Fourthly, I just want to say a huge thank you to everyone who has donated. britpopbaby can now pretend to be Scrooge McDuck, if only she had a vault and a Scottish accent. And a little tail. I was going to put up a list but then I thought peeps might want to remain anonymous but we can discuss it at the message boards.
Fifthly (I spelt that 'filthy' the first time - Freud!), I've added a ton of new affiliates. It's nice to have friends. You should go look at them with your eyes.
Sixthly (is that even a word?), if you're bored you could click on 'Listed At' in the sidebar and vote for Jake Watch in various places. I would really appreciate it because I might win a years supply of canned tuna.
Finally, you'll be glad to hear I feel better now and have managed to eat a boiled egg and two digestive biscuits. I know everyone was so alarmed by my illness yesterday that they were distracted from the new Jake and Natalie pictures and various accompanying conspriacy theories so I thought you might like updates.