Oh, Sarsgaard, really! It's not fair of you to show up in these public places closely resembling The Sex when you're well and truly attached. And Maggie, my girl crush on you is also not helped by seeing you looking so blimin' blooming. I wish you Gyllenhaal's would all bugger off to some island and leave the rest of us in peace. You can leave Boo though, I'll look after him. Dogs eat Mars bars, right?