New York? Los Angeles? Paris? Nice? The North Pole? The South Pole, this time? Where is Jake?! Amazingly enough, the Gyllenhall does not submit a full iternary of his whereabouts to his devoted (if slightly insane) fans here at Jake Watch. Until he realizes how beneficial such a courtesy would be, we must continue to carefully track his every movement via the world wide web. Jake, give us something to work with!
And for those of you who have developed Armstrong-onset avian flu, I offer up:
ALTERNATIVE MYSTERY OF THE WEEK: IS JAKE A CLOSET TRUMPET PLAYER?