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What a disgusting display. Britpopbaby is gone for less than 24 hours and look what kind of crap we're having to deal with! Special thanks to both jla and cina for doing their Jake Watch duty and being on top of this most disturbing situation. What have we got? Not one but two non-Jake Watch operatives throwing themselves shamelessly at the Gyllenhaal? Accosting him in his car? Do they have NO SHAME? You, Miss I'm-dressed-to-work-out-in-my-gray-shirt-but-can-still-flash-some- cleavage-for-the-movie-star. Yeah, you. What the hell? I'm fairly certain whatever Jake is saying is not that funny, because I'm fairly certain he's telling you about how he's involved with someone. Me. (Or possibly britpop. Sometimes I'm a little confused about that.) And you should just back off before he presses on that accelerator and leaves you laughing to yourself in the parking lot. And you, Miss I've-got-perfect-blonde-California-hair-but-I-had-to-pay- my-stylist-out-the-ass-for-it. You're as bad as your friend. Stop trying to hide behind your enormous white purse-thingy and BACK. AWAY. FROM. MY. MAN!
Photo from IHJ.
And speaking of disturbing cases of people trying to hone in on what is clearly my territory, Nothing Really Matters and Kate have alerted to me to this travesty against Jake's dignity. Who will kiss Jake next? Here's a hint: Save your money because Prophecy Girl isn't even on the list.
P.S. Damn. You guys are good. Keep up the excellent work, agents!