Wednesday, June 21, 2006

ROUGH NIGHT?



Jake is back in NY and hitting the OJ! Mmmm, it looks freshly squeezed.

How much do I want to be the waitress in that last picture? "On the specials menu today, sir, we have spicy hot sex". Honestly, I am a fully qualified waitress - it's almost my career. I also love in the first pic, Jake's Sporty Spice "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!". You get that British pop culture reference, don't you? You all saw The Brits Awards '97, right? It's funny. Trust me.

Seens as Jake is back in the insomniatic city I throw down the gauntlet to wtbgirl to stalk him good!

NB: The blonde girl isn't Kirsten because the Dunster is currently sporting red hair for her role where she ruins Spiderman 3 for us all. She is obviously a blantant stalker though.

Pics from IHJ

44 comments:

Nothing Really Matters said...

At least in both of these pictures the girl at the table is not looking at Jake so I don’t think you have to worry. The waitress on the other hand! Just look how Jake’s are holding up his are in defence! So your mum was right Brits you should go back to be a waitress that way you can move around every restaurant that Jake visits!

hedda parsons said...

Yay!! Jake is back in New York, I wish he would move here for good! BTW, why are Jake and his friend Chris hiding this girl???

britpopbaby said...

I don't think they are - I just think maybe she ducked away from the cameras or they just caught her like that.

Maybe she has no make-up on.

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smurfette said...

what's in his mouth? a straw? coffee stirrer? (if so, where's the coffee?) it looks more flat than either, like a reddish carnival ticket stub... which would be odd. i need more info! what say you stalkers with better eyes?

cina said...

I have only one thing to say:

DAMN HE'S HOT!

smurfette said...

ooh, update on kirsten from ohnotheydidnt-- apparently she's in vancouver visiting andy samberg!
so i guess the march rumors are true? jakey's free!

I'm work at a coffee shop in Vancouver, and they're filming a movie called Hot Rod here. According to imdb it stars Andy Samberg, Ian McShane, Jorma Taccone, Chester Tam, and that's all they have listed. I don't know who any of them are except for Andy Samberg. Anyway Andy Samberg came into the coffee shop where I work (I'm not gonna say the name of it, I don't want to somehow get fired, who knows) and he was with Kirsten Dunst. Andy got a muffin and coffee, and Kirsten just got coffee. Andy seemed really nice, Kirsten had sunglasses on and acted like she didn't want paparazzi to get pictures of her. They sat in the corner and only stayed for like 15 minutes. They were holding hands at the table and when they left. It seemed like they were dating, they were acting like a 'couple' and I don't know why else Kirsten would me here. So I came online later and I found this:
Star can exclusively reveal that Kirsten Dunst is dating Saturday Night Live funny man Andy Samberg, 27. On March 20, the two were seen getting cozy at Hollywood’s uber-trendy Hotel CafĂ© during a Jose Gonzalez concert. Goodbye Jake and goodbye former love interest Tobey Maguire, Kirsten has lucked out with Andy. An eyewitness says he is quite the gentleman!
so I guess they are dating? At least she's not with Jake anymore..

The Bearded Lady said...

Well now we know how he's been hiding so many days now. In the first photo, you will note a Cable TV Van. He's been moving around as a cable TV installer simply ingenious!.... He's a clever one that Mr. Gyllenhaal....Oh poor Chris dear, I was just beginning to think how handsome you were ...and now you too are getting all facially hairy too. It will take a "Ying to my Yang" to toast my crumpets honey...... Ta Ta

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Linna said...

Mmmm, I see "the Tongue" in the middle picture! That just makes my day!!

JoyceDavenport said...

Mmmm, I see "the Tongue" in the middle picture! That just makes my day!!

He looks about 3 licking his orange juice.

Momma Gyllenhaal: 'No Jake sweetie you drink it'.

Linna said...

@joycedavenport: LOL!! :)

He's just the cutest EVER!!

(and I say that like that's news to me...? hrm...)

And - I want to be the one who can use the words "Jake sweetie"!!!!!

thesweetestone said...

He is so cute and all, but lately i just wanna shave him...

winterbird said...

I love those "just got out of bed" hair he got there...

gin said...

If he's into hanging out with random chicks, I'm available. I'm such a cool girl, truly, when I'm not all stalkerish and obsessive. I mean, I could take down the shrine if it makes him uncomfortable....

kokodee said...

@TBL, that wasn't sanberg that was Rick Salomon (don't ask, i can't believe that i know that!)
Anyway i'm a fan of andy (really funny guy) and if indeed they are a couple good luck to 'em.

Jake looks a tad pissed in some of the pics, I guess he's havin' one of the 'ole cranky days.

Nice anonymous said...

Between Jake's sunglasses and the uncontrolled spread of his facial hair, his handsome face has been nearly obliterated. I sigh for what's been lost, but I understand that he's trying to preserve his privacy and live a relatively normal life. (At least, from the neck down, he's still left us plenty to look at.)

The Bearded Lady said...

Kokodee, Oh thanks for correcting that ...my old eyes are decieving me. :)...I'm erasing as we speak!.... (** embarassed **)

Anonymous said...

I think that girl is with Jake. He's dragged his mate Chris along as a decoy to make everyone think she's with him. Sat her next to him at brekkie. Pretending he could take her or leave her. In the words of J.J. Hunsecker, "That smells like yesterday's fish an' I ain't buyin' it" (Sweet Smell of Success). Why has he been in NY so much recently, hmmmm? I got it all worked out. No foolin' this anon.

Anonymous said...

Between Jake's sunglasses and the uncontrolled spread of his facial hair, his handsome face has been nearly obliterated

LOL!!

Simon Agent 002 said...

How can he cover himself up more?....wear a Afghan "Chadri"? with a little lattice patch over the eyes?... Those baby blues peeking out might even give that away....

Anonymous said...

During my lunch hour I am going to have to start heading further downtown. I just want to me a looky loo. :)

Simon Agent 002 said...

You need a bike to cover ground quickly. And if it's an impressive bike you may have an ice breaker too....Women in spandex...that's how it should be! ;)

miffed67 said...

Ahhhh, the Gyllenhottie! With bed head no less. Does he KNOW how friggin' SEXY that is? Damn!

wtbgirl said...

Simon: That is either too funny or scary that you just wrote that. Once again, Jake is, right now, somewhere right nearby, as I work at home on Wednesdays. I planned on taking out my bike mid-afternoon for a *cough* ride around the 'hood. Oy - OK, I need help, but what can I do? He's right here, perhaps just around the corner planning his daytime sporting/eating activities. Aaaah, the sweet agony.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Get out girl, take a camera with out go!

Anonymous said...

I think that girl is with Jake. He's dragged his mate Chris along as a decoy to make everyone think she's with him. Sat her next to him at brekkie. Pretending he could take her or leave her. In the words of J.J. Hunsecker, "That smells like yesterday's fish an' I ain't buyin' it" (Sweet Smell of Success). Why has he been in NY so much recently, hmmmm? I got it all worked out. No foolin' this anon.

I think she's Chris's girlfriend or friend.

Simon Agent 002 said...

@wtbgirl...Yes your right not everyone male or female can get away with Spandex!...but if you were into biking you might get brownie points with Jake! do you have a little ringy bell on your bike?...you could turn heads that way.

britpopbaby said...

OK, I need help, but what can I do?

I think all efforts of cool should be abandoned in favour of pure unadulterated stalking.

Anonymous said...

Jake has wolverine hair now to match his beard. Wonder if he'll get the suit next? ;

wtbgirl said...

Yeah, I just saw the latest shots of Jake playing BBall. Now that I have pulled myself off the ground, blatant bike-riding stalking is clearly on my agenda this afternoon.

Simon Agent 002 said...

take a camera!...LOL I see this poor girl on a bike trying to balance with one hand one the handlebars and another holding the camera! don't get hurt!!

JoyceDavenport said...

wtbgirl said
Yeah, I just saw the latest shots of Jake playing BBall

wHERE? When? hOW?

sunnyweather said...

Calm down!*slaps herself and joycedavenport* On IHJ.God, everyone is SO exited here today.

JoyceDavenport said...

Thanks sunnyweather - I needed that!

wtbgirl said...

Joyce: LOL - unfortunately I personally did not see Jake playing BBall, if so, I would likely be roadkill after falling off my bike. The pics are on ihj.

JoyceDavenport said...

Ah - you mean the ones from his last NY trip? I thought you meant new ones.

wtbgirl said...

No, I mean NEW ones, as in the ones britpop just put up. YOUSA!

Anonymous said...

God i love bed head Jake.
Sexy,Gyllenhall!!!

Anonymous said...

Correction to my spelling of the holy grail'Gyllenhaal'

See,look what happens when you have bed head hair and a mouth i want to devour.
My fingers tremble on the keyboard,i can't hit those keys,I can't even spell your name right!

nica said...

girl you better not look at jake, i´ll destroy you with my bare hands loool

dani said...

I also love bed head Jake. Even though he has the most beautiful head of hair that I have every seen, I am not as enraptured when it is perfectly combed - not as delicious looking as he is with it going every which way!!

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