Wednesday, June 21, 2006

OH GOOD GOD...

If heaven exists then there are some people in this world who deserve big fluffy cloud space more than others. For example, the person who designed that top, the person who sold Jake that top, the person that introduced Jake to basketball, the person who built that court to allow Jake to play basketball, the pap who took this shot, the agency who brought it, Twilight from IHJ for posting it, Ally for maintaining IHJ thus all allowing this miracle we see before us now. Oh, I guess Jake should get a space too. And me for pointing all this out to you.

pic from IHJ

128 comments:

Agnes said...

I so agree with you.

wtbgirl said...

I mentioned these shots in the post below as making the definitive decision for me to take my snazzy bike out this afternoon and just frigging find him. Yousa.

blackhatnbeard said...

Looking rested, totally edible and just....fantastic--what more can I say. He took the redeye flight in to NYC the day before. He was at the L.A. Farmer's Market around noon ( I was there--eat your heart out) so he couldnt have hopped a flight until Sunday nite. That explains his rough appearance yesterday--altough its fun to think someone roughed him up when he got there--god knows poor guy deserves it---hourly.

Anonymous said...

oh sweet jesus look at his arms!

Lauren said...

britpopbaby-
I love your blog, it's informative, hilarious and feeds my addiction. Thank you.

beskyddaren said...

Hallelujah!

Like someone mentioned earlier, he does look like he's bulking up again. Now why don't you Jake go surfing! And make sure the paps are following you there...

Anonymous said...

wtbgirl, no excuse this time!

cina said...

Holy shit look at that arm!!!
Gaaghahhagaaa....*thud*

Anonymous said...

I can't find them on IHJ - where the frig are they?

Anonymous said...

absolutely right!

nice anonymous said...

Pectoral muscles. My sweet God in heaven. That's all I'll say. All I am able to say, really: Pectoral muscles.

[Swallows.] Okay, I think I can also articulate one more word: Biceps.

And oh, all right ... I'm able to retrieve just one more fragment of coherent thought: Blue eyes. Gazing upward.

I feel faint.

Amerika Bound said...

*picks jaw up off the ground*
There is definately a G-d, only something with divine powers can create something as heavenly as the Gyllenhaal.
I love he's bulking up again... but am worried he's moving to NYC.. seems to be spending a hell of a lot of time there.. lets just hope he's working on a new project.

mmmm ok i'll stop drooling now.

miffed67 said...

O.M.F.G.

*picks self up off of floor*

~DKBB~ said...

Oh. good. god. Sheer perfection....

It doesn't matter how old or how young we are, we just stare at the gorgeous Gyllenwolf in total awe...

Katie of Sweden said...

Look, I don't wanna upset you guys or anything but JAKE! Get in shape! Get on a diet! Start shave! Have a haircut! Get out on the beach and get a tan! Pleeeaaaaze??

kokodee said...

Would you look at that chest!
Gawd have merrrcccy!!
*thud*

claire said...

are those pecs or man boobs?

Whatever they are, I like him in a nice blue top, although i think he should wear green sometimes

Ivy said...

Fucking HEEELLLLLL! COME TO MAMA!!!!! Could there be a finer specimen of manhood? Katie of Sweden, I just can't agree - Jake undoubtedly looks fine when primped and preened and shaven and smart, but when you see pics of him looking casual and scuffed round the edges and, dare I say it, dishevelled, doesn't it just confirm that he has that indefinable quality known only as "It"? This sets him apart from the Hollywood preeners and proves beyond doubt that he's not just another pretty boy. Jake looks terrific when tanned and trim, but when he's ungroomed, stubbly and packing a few pounds . . . THAT'S when my knees truly buckle.

But that's just me.

mrs_dalloway said...

I'm gone for one day and this is what I get..Maybe I'll be gone more often :)
Katie,I think he knows he has a problem..that's why he's always exercising,you hardly see him eating,just coffee and orange juice. He must be on a diet,actually,because if he's reshooting some scenes in Zodiac, he must look exactly like he looked when the initial shots were taken. And he was a little skinnier as far as I remember in those pics.

only1annabel said...

Um please don't shout at me but I'm not really feeling that pic! Baggy gangsta-esque clothes are not really Jake's best look! I'm not complaining too much tho as there has been a bit of shortage of new Jake pics-the paps are slacking!

Katie of Sweden said...

Ivy, I gett your point. I also sometimes like this style...but once in a while a have to convince myself that Jake is not becoming a bum or anything. I hope he won't be looking like the late Elvis or anything on next oscars... (I'm worrying because if you don't deal with those kind of changes (gaining weight..) early, it migth not be fully reversible..

Katie of Sweden said...

@ mrs dalloway> I have also thought about those reshoots. But I mean...I heard he had to loose 10 kg for zodiac, but as far as I can see now, he is like 12-15 kg over his zodiac weight. I would like to see him jogging...like 10 km every day... Ok, chill pill time ;o)

smurfette said...

Katie, I think he’s just bulking up, not getting fat. No one looks that good in exercise clothes. We all know he cleans up WELL. Remember how good (and slim) he looked in those Hamptons wedding pics from PITNB? He was scrubbing it up in pap pics just before and after.

Although, I have to say, I’m not digging this ensemble either. Jake—you’re impeccable on the red carpet, but man, you have bad taste in exercise gear. The blue-on-blue at the track with Ryan was pushing it, but sky blue top and green shorts? Is our Jakey color blind? I hate to admit it, but his casual clothes were so much hipper back in Kiki days when he had a gf to shop for him. Also, I don’t think Jake is moving to NY—if you look on IHJ pap pics from 2004-2005, he’s always been pretty bicoastal from Spring to Summer

Ivy said...

Don't fret Katie, I can't imagine Jake eating hollowed-out loaves of bread filled with peanut butter and five pounds of bacon. If he took me out for dinner that might be what I'd order for myself, but I reckon he'd go for something a little healthier. When he's spruced up he sometimes resembles a young Elvis though.

The Bearded Lady said...

Katie dear, I'm with you. These baggie clothes aren't not his best look....I was beginning to think he heard me, and the long shorts were a thing of the past...But alas no....All I think of when I see this pic is "Abe Lincoln's" head put on top of "Fred Flintstone's" body.... as for a tan...he's tan now and he better take care of his skin!...get a spray on one.

wtbgirl said...

He's not packing any pudge, those shots the other week running in LA show that, it's just an oversize shirt. He exercises a LOT, often in outdoor heat. The man needs his juice and sandwiches and I would be more than happy to feed them to him. Don't deny the Gyllenhaal his sandwiches!!!! I LOVE that the man loves his carbs, and he needs the energy, to compenstae for his daily sports/exercise activities. YUM.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know what he weighs? I've read he's 6', but I've no idea on weight.

I'll take a guess, maybe 170 lb at his BBM weight, but I've never been great at estimating men's weights.

Prophecy Girl said...

He was at the L.A. Farmer's Market around noon ( I was there--eat your heart out)

blackhatnbeard...are you saying you saw the Gyllenhaal? That your mortal eyes gazed upon the greatness of Jake with no camera lens, computer screen, or paper between you and the man himself?!

wtbgirl, it's a big job, but I know you're up to it. Now find our man!

P.S. Another vote for the arms. No complaints here. :)

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Katie of Sweden said...

Did anyone notices he hs ADIDAS instead of NIKE on this pic??? He heard my wish!!!

Agnes said...

No I didn't notice. But yes you are right maybe he already have all the nike shoes... :)

Katie of Sweden said...

Maybe he borrowed them from *someone* or maybe he signed another sponsor contract from mid June...

mrs_dalloway said...

Or maybe he's so inlove with his Nike, that he doesn't want to ruin them at a basketball game. The Adidas are for the dirty jobs.

Katie of Sweden said...

Yeah....those basket ball pics...I mean who is he playing with? Soon to be published separatley? With A-poo? hee

The Bearded Lady said...

I am waiting for him to throw the ball....just frozen there... @wtbgirl...get a video cam on top of a helmet...an earpiece..so we can speak to you. Get on your bike...and pedal aimlessly around Manhattan!....we need a "live" feed...when we spot a potental sighting...you'll hear screaming in your ear!!

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smurfette said...

I love blogsearch—found someone who had a JG siting! Now if only he’d specify where on 6th! Oh, btw, super cute Peter encounter on IHJ board. I know a lot of you, like me, are lovers of the Sarsgaard.

I just passed Jake Gyllenhaal on Sixth Avenue. White shirt, red shorts. Della (or Justin) might say he was a "little slice of heaven right here on Earth." I don't know what else to say... except maybe that this totally makes up for the fact that I had to walk by Eric Nies last week sitting on a bench outside the Houston St. American Apparel, inside of which was Dov Charney giving some sort of employee speech for everyone to see. It was a parade of rathernots. And Jake made it right. http://ihatebradwalsh.blogspot.com/2006/06/cellar-door.html

jla said...

Prophecy Girl said...P.S. Another vote for the arms

Oh.Hell.Yes!! I need to be wearing those arms around me like a damn blanket! A blanket of hot Jakey masculine goodness! Oh to be completely ensconced in that muscular flesh!! I'd hit it and then I'd hit it again just to show him I meant it the first time!!

And on a cheesier note...does he have a license to carry dem guns??

Kendra said...

What a random collection of sport training shorts Jake has, my brother feels ilimited envy towards him for his luxurious sport wardrobe.

mrs_dalloway said...

@TBL: LOL!!! Can't say anything else,really.After you,bearded lady,what else is left to say?..

Nothing Really Matters said...

"Like someone mentioned earlier, he does look like he's bulking up again."

Yes i thought the same, lots of beef.

Anonymous said...

AH! I think the gals from IHJ deserve a round of applause! And of coarse to you too Britpopbaby, for being your awesome witty self! I love these sites!

Prophecy Girl said...

jla, you win the award for best use of "ensconced" in a Jake Watch post! Well done! Also, I'm guessing yes, he does have a license to kill. Ow-ow! :)

The Bearded Lady said...

How close is soho to the west village?....I'm hunting down live web cams...!!

Nothing Really Matters said...

TBL do you have one??? Go buy one and we can all see Jake.

The Bearded Lady said...

The best I found was a sidewalk shot out side a TGIF friday's in Times Sq.....and either its my connection or the cam but you get frozen pics every 2 secs...not a large view either...sad!....Damn!@!!!

The Bearded Lady said...

DAMN!!!!@!!@!!@$^$#

The Bearded Lady said...

Oh i'm getting closer now... I'm in Greenwich village...that's the good news...the bad...someone's live cam of a window box of what looks like a turnip planted in it DAMN!$#@YH SJTRPO*p;3]O.

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Amerika Bound said...

anonymous, i heard he weighed 90kg/198 pounds when filming jarhead.. bearing in mind muscle weighs more than fat, so he's at an ideal weight for his height

apparently- others beg to disagree so it seems..

personally i think he looks a lot healthier with muscle mass mmm..
:)

nice anonymous said...

I'll agree with the criticism of the attire, though I'm finding the body underneath it quite to my liking. If the boy is indeed bi, then the -- shall we say -- more stylish side of him must be preoccupied with other matters, because the side that decides what he's going to put on every morning displays your usual sloppy, post-collegiate rich boy's taste in what my mother calls "knocking around" clothes.

miffed67 said...

I'd hit it and then I'd hit it again just to show him I meant it the first time!!

LMAO! You're a girl after my own heart. I think joyce said he'd need a blood transfusion after we're done with him....I'm gonna raise that to let's just have the EMT's standing by, shall we?

~DKBB~ said...

OK, the mom in me just can't let katie-in-sweden's comments go, so this is for katie:

Honey, Jake is in PERFECT shape - look at those muscles! I would bet his body fat index is 17 at the most...he is in superb shape, he exercises very regularly (we've all seen the paps' pics of his exercise sessions), he rides bikes, plays basketball, eat healthy (we've seen him eating sandwiches, salads, drinking o.j. ...and the occasional cupcake isn't gonna hurt him). The beard is gorgeous (learn to appreciate a man in a beard, or a lady for that matter...*bowing to TBL*); his hair is wonderful. And don't even get me started on the dangers of tanning, hon....

The Gyllenwolf is yummily perfect just the way he is!!!!

...steps down off soapbox and returns to work...

The Bearded Lady said...

What the h*ll good is this World Wide Web?? ..When all you can find is live shots of pepole's fish tanks and prono!!!!! PS it wasn't a Turnip after all but a gray dove nesting in the box.

nice anonymous said...

Also, I have to express again my gratitude for being able to see Jake's eyes in this particular papparazzi photograph. I was beginning to fear that the sunglasses had become embedded permanently within his beautiful face and might require surgical extraction. (Jake, just a reminder: Ray Charles was Jamie's role, not yours. You played a cowboy, Jake ... remember?)

anon@11:37 said...

OK, in the interest of science and of determining Jake's approximate weight, I went over to bigmuscle.com and searched the naked personals for men who were 6' and between 190 and 200. After much careful investigation of photographs of the specimens, both clothed and unclothed, I feel confident in stating that Jake's body mass does indeed fall between these parameters.

Anonymous said...

At 18 and I was small framed/lean 6'1"tall and I weighed 160lbs I was not fat. He is more muscluar now muscle is heavier than fat but if he's over 180lbs I think he's getting heavy side.

cina said...

Katie, Katie, Katie...! That's not fat, that's pure MUSCLE!! The guy looks fitter than ever. Well, not exactly Jarhead-style, but oh my god it's good enough!

Nothing Really Matters said...

If Jake has any fat pleace point it out???

Personal trainers, just wish I could afford one. Or maybe I should lay off the cream cakes!

miffed67 said...

nrm, maybe you should visit your gran more often? All that chasing her around's gotta be good for you!

Whew....that is ALL 100% USDA Grade A BEEF, baby. Mmmm, he can bring that over here ANY time!

mrs_dalloway said...

oh,bearded lady, the world is twisted all right.People just don't know what IS and what is NOT important to see.
Anybody noticed that the socks are unnoticeable?

The Bearded Lady said...

In case some of you folks think I just make these thing up ... http://www.unowot.com. There you can see the live dove nesting in a windowbox... it's in Greenwich Village...no east village (weeping)

blackhatnbeard said...

ladie, ladies--I saw him on Sunday, and trust me, the man is NOT fat and is in "trip him and do him" form---the pics and the loose clothes may make him look a little off but he aint in person, Trust me on this----

wtbgirl said...

BREAKING FIELD REPORT: OK - sorry if this is a bit long but I thought I would report my findings from the streets of the West Village since there seems to be some interest.

1. Sorry, ya'll, no Gyllenhaal-Saarsgard spottage today. *sob* After my cardio workout along the West Side, I covered the WV, back and forth on the bike, from 2-to 4:30 - hitting certain "regular" Gyllenhaal locales (unless they have been publicly revealed like Saint Ambroeus I don't want to be the one that names them). But I got a kick ass workout without having to go to the gym today, so I'll thank Jake for that.

2. Yes, it's true. During a weekday afternoon in the WV, if you throw a stone you'll hit a celeb. Unfortunately none were Jake. But I saw Macaulay Culkin (could care less), James Gandolfini (he is so large and tall he may have a solar system circling around him) and Julianne Moore with kids.

3. Pap Report: Part 1 - You who are concerned about the Gyllenhaal's privacy will be happy to know, that with one exeption, there are no roving patrols of paps in the WV. Peace reigns - people just going about their day. No paps in sight, even in Gyllenhaal haunts ... except ...

4. Pap Report: Part 2 - The ONE exception, I am sorry to say, was Saint Ambroeus. 3 pm, there were maybe 5-6 people loitering outside the restaurant, not in FRONT of it, but perched nearby on neighboring brownstone stairs, with large camera bags in tow. It was glaringly obvious, because the restaurant is on a quiet, shady corner in a residential part of the WV. I eat there on occasion - I know the management cant't be happy with this state of affairs, because it is so relaxing to sit outside there on a nice day. Hopefully they will call the cops -NYC has a no-loitering law which is enforced, plus the paps were sitting on private property (the brownstone stairs).

So sorry, I did my best, but it's just right place-right time here in NYC!

kokodee said...

haha thanks wtbgirl.
Way to go!

Agnes said...

Thanks for the report you did a good job :) Better luck next time.

The Bearded Lady said...

Outstanding!! report WtbGirl! Was the bicycle helpful? I've been on bird watch...And I want to know what's gonna hatch now.... But I'm not sure this bird is alive cause it hasn't moved in an hour.... Wouldn't it itch??... Lots of love dear sent your way! WtbGirl...

gin said...

Oh. My. God. The hotness. He is sex.

thesweetestone said...

Oh, this is what perfection looks like...i cant even say sth smart....Im just.....God bless you:-)

wtbgirl said...

bearded lady: The bike was extremely effective. I get to workout, easily cover all points of interest, look cool (OK - bike helmets are not the most stylish but no way do I ride in NYC without one, and hey, it looks athletic), and avoid people wondering why this girl is walking back and forth the same 5-6 streets.

I am concerned, however, about the health of that non-moving bird.

smurfette said...

wtb, thanks for the info! hopefully your jake encounter will happen soon :).

re: fat discussion, i know people at 6 feet or 6'1" that weigh 190ish and are CUT. not fat at all. anon who weighed 160 at 6'1", you must've been really skinny!

The Bearded Lady said...

Yes the woman that runs this web cam (the bird)..also has a blog. Perhaps I can sweet talk her into pointing the camera on to the steet? But first how do I break the news to her that her beloved bird may be dead?....she most likely doesn't live in an area that would show anything.

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Prophecy Girl said...

blackhatnbeard!! You're killing me!! Tell me about seeing him in the flesh!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I was skinny but not rail thin or bony...I wish I was 160 now.... lol

Anonymous said...

He doesn't even look rough after all the jet lag.He looks beautiful!!!Oh the arms,legs,and eyes.All of him.Delicious.

Anonymous said...

He is sex-on-a basketball-court!!!

Anonymous said...

That boy is gonna put me back on my blood pressure meds! O.M.G.! He is the most delicious thing I've ever seen. I will never tire of looking at him. Wish I was in the WV. With or without my bike.

nica said...

OH MY FRIGGIN GOD, now thats what i call perfection... =)

Dani said...

I just came home from a very stressful day at work but all of that was instantly forgotten as soon as I laid eyes on the gorgeous Jake. I think he looks wonderful! Yes, the clothes leave a little to be desired, but the fact that he's in them is all I need - out of them would be nice, too. If I had the choice of seeing him in any old thing he pulls out of a drawer or some perfect ensemble - I'd take him just the way he is. He looks good cleaned up on the red carpet or a talk show, but I like him natural just like this. He is the personification of masculinity... God's work at it's absolute best!!!

miffed67 said...

OUTSTANDING WORK, wbtgirl! Even withouth the Jake sighting, you still gave pointers on how to stalk with CLASS. Snaps, girl!

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The Bearded Lady said...

Bird Update:....no change in the picture. after a few hours of checking in at this site. I finally realize the picture was frozen....yes it's totally dark here on the east coast but that birdnest it's still a sunny day!...old fool I am.... I should just throw the towel in on stawking...and rejoin the circus....

Anonymous said...

STALKER ALERT: OK! I have to catch my breath! I rushed right over here to dish the latest sighting I heard about!!!!! Yes, it's an unsubstantiated rumor. But it can easily be verified. Jake was at the Spotted Pig last night.....with... Natalie Portman and ...HEATH! Apparently just a group of friends chillin' and having a good time. Don't know if Michelle was there, but I'd assume she was. Britpop or someone, PLZ check this out.

smurfette said...

blackhatnbeard, i don't think jake took the redeye; ihj just came out with 6/19 night pics in ny... the farmer's mkt pics were from 6/18, the st ambroeus breakfast pics were from 6/20.

although... why is it that both jake and chris are wearing the same thing 6/19 at night and 6/20 in the morning???

The Bearded Lady said...

Most everyone in Europe is sleeping now. it's 6-7 hrs later there than here on the east coast....and as for thered eye...there are some advantages flying that way...Plane is much less crowded...and fewer delays... When I was filing from Virgina to Connecticut...I could save at least an hour that way ...much more pleasant experience. tho a sleepy one! :)

Anonymous said...

STALKER ALERT: OK! I have to catch my breath! I rushed right over here to dish the latest sighting I heard about!!!!! Yes, it's an unsubstantiated rumor. But it can easily be verified. Jake was at the Spotted Pig last night.....with... Natalie Portman and ...HEATH! Apparently just a group of friends chillin' and having a good time. Don't know if Michelle was there, but I'd assume she was. Britpop or someone, PLZ check this out.

OMG!!! Where did you hear this?!?! So cool if they did hang out together!! Love Jake/Heath and add in Natalie and possibly Michelle would be fantastic!

Anonymous said...

I adore Natalie! I hope someone can confirm. It seems "right" ya know? I mean, he and Heath are BFF and if Nat was there, it would be so cool! Sorry, Britpop! I'm totally in lust with Jakey. He is too, too delicious. But still....

Kendra said...

Don't go on tormenting me, people... Jake, Natalie, Heath, too much hot stuff! These are rowdy days, dears.

Anonymous said...

Okay the Jake/Heath/Natalie Spotted Pig rumor is from JustJared http://www.justjared.com/gossip/2006/06/jake-gyllenhaal-plays-basketball-again/

Anonymous said...

And I hope the Jake/Heath sighting posted at JustJared is true!!

Katie of Sweden said...

WOW!!! Thanks wtbgirl for excellent FIELD REPORT and thanks anon for that STALKER ALERT! I love this blog, it gives me my fix..

Katie of Sweden said...

Hey look at IHJ page... there are some night pics

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mrs_dalloway said...

well,well..those pics do say something..heavy night for The Sex it seems..wtbgirl, new mission.When you go around the blocks on the bike looking for Jake,please look for that brunette,too.You know what needs to be done.

Anonymous said...

Well if piccies on iheart are anything to go by he was out on date with the cafe brunette on the 19th.I want to die now. She wears flowery dresses and elastic waists for god sake.Jake,do you really fancy her?Tell me it's not true.
I know,i know he has a life of his own and i would never get a look in.Still can't help but feel depressed.

The Bearded Lady said...

@Mrs. Dalloway....ah LMAO!!!

maria said...

Thanks for the laughs girls and boy(?)..! I'm sorry but I don't think green and blue go together - Jake has good legs certainly but this look is not for me and I really don't like sleeveless shirts on guys, no matter how good-looking they are!
And please no more muscle build-up - enough already!! A little less muscle is nicer.
I want him to shave off his beard - leave some nice stubble - and do some photoshoot (it's been a long time) - in well-fitting jeans and a t-shirt or in a suit with one hand in a pocket, smiling devilishly at the camera...
I wish he would do a photoshoot again - it's been a while.
Perhaps we all need to contact Annie Leibovitz...

barefoot girl said...

brippopbaby,

i think i deserve a space up there as well, for visiting your blog every ten to thirty minutes (depending on the job load and distance from my boss) to witness every J miracle and for praising the lord and angels every time..

do you think with all my contribution.. i may have the spot next to Jake please?

hallelujah!

Anonymous said...

anon 3.24.
I'm not sure it's the same brunette?The one from the cafe was in L.A.june 14th had longer hair.Unless she had a haircut and he took her with him to NY?But i think if that was the case she would of been there the next day in the pics from 20th when he is having his juice with Chris and the other girl so i think he just has a thing for brunettes in different cities at the moment.lol Unless the NY one is what is taking him to NY so often?Mmm,more investigating needs to be done.Britpopbaby,what are you going to do about this bout of shamelss unfaithfulness?I think Poppa Gyllenhaal needs to take junior to one side and have a little word with him.

The Bearded Lady said...

I have some good news this morning!..Gray bird is alive!.and tending to her egg!..http://www.unowot.com ....she is moving.....phew!...looks like the last egg..I hope it's still viable... Jake I'm sorry it's you or this bird..... Since you wouldn't agree to go to TGIF friday's in Times Sq , and stand in front of their web cam.... Well what am I to do ?...I'm not running to NY for you!...I see you have "company" now... If anyone should need to contact me...I'm going to the fabric store to try to find some plaid shower curtain material. I'm gonna whip me up an empire waist dress/raincoat combination!... Listen up Issac...it was my idea 1st!.....just how do I make it breathable?. Ta Ta dears.

beskyddaren said...

tbl, that bird cam! LOL! It's addictive in a strange way... It looks like she's sitting on something else too besides the egg, is it a dead rat or what?

maria, interesting idea! Like is there any reason why we can't hire Jake to do a special photoshoot for the Jake Watch? LOL! I will happily be in charge of the shirt tucking or whatever. If he's got clothes on I mean.

beskyddaren said...

OMG - it's a baby dove, not a rat!!! What a dork I am...

Back to Jake loving, over 'n out!

hedda parsons said...

Anon. 5:21 I think the pap pictures dated 6/20, the resturaunt pictures are dated wrong. Jake and Chris are wearing the same clothes in the night pictures or maybe they both wore the same clothes 2 days in the row?? Ewww!! Anyway, if i'm right, then that means thatthe night pics and the resturaunt pictures were taken on the 19th, the brunette didn't join them until the evening. The BB pictures were on the 20th.

Katie of Sweden said...

I haven't investigated this in any depth, but it crossed my mind that that girl in the dress at night with jake+chris+chris gf migth actually be chris' sister. What do you think? She has the same colour of hair/skin, the same nose, the same shape of face. Could it be so? How cool wouldn't jake think it would be to date his best friends sister? I mean, didn't he meat Dunst via his sister shen in Mona Lisa (was it?)?

The Bearded Lady said...

It also could be the waitress that was mentioned the other week on some blog...If he would date Chris's sister (if he has one?)....that could be playing with fire....He's known Chris since childhood so I would think if there is a "sister" they would be well acquainted by now.

Anonymous said...

hedda parsons...Mmm,maybe a sister?Good thinking.There was some goss a little while back about Jake taking a waitress out for dinner.Maybe she works as a waitress with Chris at his workplace?Just another thought.The plot thickens.lol

Anonymous said...

Apologies.My reply was to katie of sweden.I put hedda.Sorry hedda.Sorry katie.lol.x

Amerika Bound said...

gosh he loves the plain janes then if shes the waitress he took out for dinner :P

*ducks the flying keyboards*

miffed67 said...

gosh he loves the plain janes then if shes the waitress he took out for dinner :P

You know.....that is SO endearing!

Anonymous said...

So. Do we believe this "sighting" of Jake, BFF Heath, and Nat? I'm certainly willing to give this KS person on JJ the benefit of the doubt, but it seems a bit sushy to me. We know that Jakey and Nat have been friends for years and he and his tulips (pun intended) had lunch with Nat at the Spotted Pig before she went to Paris. We know that even tho they haven't been actually 'seen' together ('razzi's money shot) he and Heath do chum it up from time to time when they can. So since they are all in NYC, how hard would it be for someone to blow it off and say, 'sure you obsessives, they were together just last night..." I wish we could verify! Oh. And IMHO, the brunette girl looks like a buddy. Maybe Chris' sister, maybe not, but the body language is not "this is my date." as it were.

The Bearded Lady said...

Well they are all Jake's friends so it's possible. Could it be a bogus sighting? possible too....If they did meet up for dinner....that's nice..and it's sort of cool to picture all those famous people at one table. But "unknown" woman is more intriguing

wtbgirl said...

The Spotted Pig thing could very well be true - it's celeb-friendly enough for Heath (for a guy who wants to go so incognito, he cetainly likes hot celeb spots like Bungalow 8 (blech!) and Ciprianis (double blech!), it's casual enough for Jake, especially during the week, when it is fairly low-key. They have been showing World Cup games over there ... darn, should have dropped by!

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The Bearded Lady said...

Bungalow 8 is blech?... You seem to hear about all the time in the gossip colunms.

Anonymous said...

The Spotted Pig thing could very well be true - it's celeb-friendly enough for Heath (for a guy who wants to go so incognito, he cetainly likes hot celeb spots like Bungalow 8 (blech!) and Ciprianis (double blech!), it's casual enough for Jake, especially during the week, when it is fairly low-key. They have been showing World Cup games over there ... darn, should have dropped by!

Don't forget Heath and Michelle at Nobu having words with Howard Stern and at Mercer Kitchen, so they go trendy too despite their want for privacy. As for Bungalow 8, yeah it is blech, but Jake has been spotted there in the past, apparently with the beautiful actress from "Maria Full of Grace." Just sayin' he ain't above trendy, which is cool.

However, I agree that the Spotted Pig while very trendy/popular and a celeb hangout, is low key enough to make this get together possible. Don't know if it is bogus or not but it sounds really cool if it did happen. If not I hope Jake was able to see Heath/Michelle and goddaughter Matilda!

miffed67 said...

The thought of Jake cuddling goddaughter Tillie just makes my uterus hurt. Ooowwww!

wtbgirl said...

The thought of Jake at Bungalow 8 makes may heart hurt. *ouch* Oh well, at least he doesn't seem to go there often, this is the first I have even heard of him ever being there.

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wtbgirl said...
The thought of Jake at Bungalow 8 makes may heart hurt. *ouch* Oh well, at least he doesn't seem to go there often, this is the first I have even heard of him ever being there.


Oh, it gets worse, while I love the actress from "Maria Full of Grace" and can at least deal with him and her at Bungalow 8, check this out from Page Six:

http://entertainment.excite.com/celebgossip/pgsix/id/05_15_2005_3.html

SHRINKING SEXPOT May 15, 2005

HAS Jake Gyllenhaal, who we last saw tongue-wrestling with "Maria Full of Grace" actress Catalina Sandino Moreno at Bungalow 8, moved on to more obvious fare? Our left coast spies swear up and down that the "Donnie Darko" star has been hanging out with Hollywood hellcat Lindsay Lohan every chance he gets. The pair were spotted huddled together at the L.A. clubs Vine Street Lounge and Mood on two consecutive nights. If there truly are sparks flying, Gyllenhaal must like his ladies stick-thin: Lohan's plummeting weight has cruelly streamlined her once bodacious curves.


Now thankfully there was no real support of the Jake/Lindsay thing, otherwise....ugh!!!

Anonymous said...

Dear GAWD! Jeeves, quickly! Get my oxygen! Jake and LINDSAY LOHAN???? Never! Never! This. Did. Not. Happen. It is a vile rumor. It obviously had no legs. It allegedly happened in 05. It did not resonate. It died. We shall never speak of it again. OK. I'm calming down. While my oxygen certainly helped, I feel very strongly that we must martial our forces. We must cover the entire lower Manhattan area. Bikes, skateboards, water pistols, what ever it takes. Obviously, for his own good, Jake needs protection.

Anonymous said...

LOL! 7:51! OK. I'll hide Jakey under my skirt.

RC said...

wow...he's playing bball.

--RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com

wtbgirl said...

Jake ... Lohan ... Jake .... Lohan?! AAAAHHHH!! (shreiks madly, runs from room).

Ugh - thank the lord that story didn't hold up.

Smurfeyshmoo said...

Oh Jake. Come on over, baby, let's play ball...

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Anonymous said...

Jake sighting....in Englewood NJ at the Blue Moon Mexican restaurant last night. Wearing a Danny Boyle shirt.