Wednesday, June 28, 2006

IN MEMORY OF EVER SO SLIGHTLY BAD BOY JAKE

This is on the assumption that he has quit smoking and Jake Watch is all about assumptions! There is no denying this is sexy but alas, The Gyllenhaal has chosen to walk the path less butt littered. Hope your lungs can return to a pink and fleshly state. Goodbye Fag Ash Lil!

50 comments:

kokodee said...

Aaaw Jake you're sexy as hell fag in your mouth or not!

Nothing Really Matters said...

Fag Ash Lil! - oh what can i say so sexy!

Is picture from a film?? Or a dinner date? I must say i do like these pictures that are in black and white!

Anonymous said...

It's photoshopped.I know who did it.

nica said...

1.14 pm anon
who, who, who, who...

thesweetestone said...

jake, start smoking again... i repeat: START-FUCKING-SMOKING, cause you look so sexy it blows my mind...

all my boyfriends were smokers.
I, on the other hand, never smoked.

What does that say about me? (good girls loooove bad boys)

Nothing Really Matters said...

"It's photoshopped" It looks really good who did it?

Anonymous said...

The picture is NOT photoshopped. It's from Cachet's 1st Anniversary Party and there's more of them at http://jakegyllenhaalfan.com/

Anonymous said...

That other guy looks like Ashton Kutcher. Is it? I thought this was part of a photoshoot from some fashion mag several years ago. Didn't know it was photoshopped. Oh well.

Nothing Really Matters said...

What section are they in??

nice anonymous said...

You can just hear one of them sayingL "Cigarette me, big boy." Or some clever quote from "The Sweet Smell of Success." Aren't Jake's eyelashes notably lengthy and flirtatious-looking in this picture? ("Wasted on a boy," as my grandma would say.) Why do the two boys both have Ace Bandages wrapped around their left wrists? And does my asking that question reveal that I'm ignorant of some sartorial nicety or club-going etiquette? Is that what got them into the party? Or does it mean they've exchanged commitment vows?

nice anonymous said...

Excuse me, their right wrists. (Unless the photo is reversed.)

Is Jake's throat wrapped in a scarf or an ascot or something? Why do men look so delicious wearing tailored outwear with a longish scarf flung carelessly over the shoulder, a la Aristide Bruant, or tucked up inside the collar? I can never resist a man with a long ... scarf.

Prophecy Girl said...

I've never understood this picture, although I can't deny it's inherent hotness. That said, I am so glad we are assuming what we are assuming here because Jake does not need to be smoking. How timely, britpop, since the US Surgeon General came out yesterday and basically said second-hand smoke is killing Americans in an epidemic fashion. I'm sure Jake doesn't want to be a part of that. Prophecy Girl: you're constant source of political news.

smurfette said...

i don't think it's photoshopped—pretty sure that pic is an oldie that’s been around for a while. i hate smoking, and really hope jake's quit too, but there's something so old hollywood about that pic that's so undeniably sexy... usually maggie's the one i reserve that description for, and jake’s the sunny california boy.

haha, i love it, britpop, "jake watch is all about assumptions". sure, we're wannabe stalkers, and a little obsessive at times, but at least britpop’s witty as helll and we don't have any delusions of grandeur!

cina said...

SO HOT. So incredibly hot.

And no, that picture is not photoshopped. What would be the reason for doing it in the first place? Ridiculous.

thesweetestone said...

mmm, yes, guys scarfs are sooooo sxy/sophisticated. I think jake needs to start dressing like he used to. And he was so hot without that face-covering beard... and the cigarette....yum

thesweetestone said...

I ment- guys WITH scarfs, and sexy, not sxy... thats what 3 bottles of becks do to a nice girl...

The Bearded Lady said...

Miss Bearded Lady has been inspired to speak a little french.... C'est Si Bon!

The Bearded Lady said...

Jake it's not the cigarette that is so much attractive, as it's that whole french look about you....and that handsome man attending to your needs....ah... "Parlez moi amour"

Anonymous said...

Yeah I just went over to the jakefan site that someone posted on here and saw the other pictures that definitely came from this event. What exactly is the Cachet's 1st Anniversary party?

Anonymous said...

Yep,he looks very French here, very European, I must say. Cigarettes, wine, scarfs, candles...

Anonymous said...

Yep,he looks very French here, very European, I must say. Cigarettes, wine, scarfs, candles...

Anonymous said...

He went through a long French Phase. I call this his "French Lesbian" look:

http://tinyurl.com/zxtr7

The Bearded Lady said...

Ah yes I see...reminds me of the pics of him and Kirsten in London....he had the long sideburns

Anonymous said...

LOL at the French Lesbian comment.

nice anonymous said...

He's quite beautiful in that picture, but that look is a bit fey for my tastes. And rather too fin-de-siecle; perhaps even a touch too pale & consumptive. (It was all the cigarettes he was smoking, I'll bet.) Marcel Proust, meet your absolute dream of a rent boy. Aubrey Beardsley, here's a wicked little darling for you to draw.

Now he's a burly, heavily bearded athletic type in Ray Charles-style shades. Well, he is an actor, so ....

jla said...

Conundrum...I don't want Jakey's lungs and overall quality of life to deteriorate for my viewing pleasure...but damn he looks sex-ay! Smoking truly feeds that oral fixation our young Jakey has. I would say that Jake looks like a rebel but I think rockin that scarf pretty much negates the rebellion factor!!

Littleguitar said...

Does anyone know who is in that picture with him? It looks like Ryan Philippe... or possibly a very young Gale Harold

The Bearded Lady said...

It might be Ashton Kutcher?..it seems to look like him and this party from what I found was in 2001...I think Ashton was also at this function ,but I could be mistaken. A earlier poster said this is from "Cachet's 1st Anniversary Party" You could search that and see what comes up. I found a few small pics and the discription of the event that wasn't too clear.

dani said...

I hate it that something so bad for him makes him look soooo sexy! I'm another good girl that likes bad boys. I don't smoke and never have, but my husband did. I was definitely attracted to his bad boy image and that's what I like about Jake. Sure, he's sweet and angelic sometimes, but it's this side of him and the risky things he does in movies that totally turns me on....

Karyney said...

I wouldn't mind if he smoked, because then he wouldn't mind kissing me, because I too smoke. I don't know how much fags are across the pond, but they are ridiculously expensive in Chicago and it's making me consider quitting. But quitters never prosper. Sorry, didn't mean to rant. Back to Jake, the picture is sexy as hell.

Anonymous said...

I don't know exactly what this Cachet's 1st Anniversary Party is but I do know that it was held on November 12, 2001 in Le Deux Cafe in Hollywood. Other celebrities who attended the event were Mick Jagger, Billy Corgan, Audrey Bernstein, Apple Bernstein, Fisher Stevens, Shannyn Sossamon, Ione Skye, Ivonne Shio, Jesse Kamin, Kate Shelter and Tatiana Von Furstenberg.

Kendra said...

Le Deux Cafe -that's another French hint- so We are all agree that Jake has here this European freelance hustler image in this pic?

Ivy said...

Jakey, whether or not you give up the cigs, you'll always be SMOKIN'! You sexy hunk of burning love.

Anonymous said...

very "Brideshead Revisited" I think... this photo makes me want to slide out of my chair, curl up on the floor and suck my thumb!

penny lane said...

Here's the exact link to the other three photos of this event (with thanks to anonymous 1:46 pm).
http://jakegyllenhaalfan.com/gallery/categories.php?cat_id=78
I knew I had seen them somewhere before. The black and white pic is the best. Jake definitely looks sloshed in the color pictures!

mrs_dalloway said...

Oh,man! I do want him to be healthy and all, but let's face it..he looks GORGEOUS smoking! Couldn't he get one of those toy-cigars? or gum-cigars..but no chewing, just keeping it..uhmm..between his lips? GOD..too much detailing will kill me eventually!

The Bearded Lady said...

I think it's the power of all those films and advertising campaigns from the past burned in to the subconscious ....Smoking has been out of popular fashion for over a two generations yet it still hold romanatic connotations....smoke rings floating in air ,relaxing with a cigarette...the flame of the lighter...Gum chewing doesn't compare does it?....It was strange to watch a old broadcast of Sinatra singing on a variety show in the early 60's...he was singing with a cigarette...I think he even took a few drags during the song...then he dropped it on the stage all while singing and crushed it with his shoe.....all done with panache mind you....You won't see that now will you?

mrs_dalloway said...

Oh,you're right,TBL.Smoking is attractive when it has the classy athmosphere.But that is given by the man,and Jake has his moments of middle 60s and 70s..
You know where they try to keep that bohemian feature of smoking?In plays!In almost every play I have seen, the leading man has to be smoking at some point..most of the times when he's talking about the love of his life,or about himself..it's a manly ego and it gives him the air of an intelectual..Actually it is specific for artists..that smoke you've mentioned that you can smell,either it is near you,or it is up there on the stage. Blurness and mistery. Oh,monsieur Gyllenhaal..

Simon Agent 002 said...

Did you ever see someone make smoke rings?...as a kid, a family friend would entertain us with them...they would start round and distort as they widened ,like ripples on a pond...well it kept us spellbound for a few minutes anyway....

mrs_dalloway said...

LOL! I can do those too!Actually, Mr Dalloway is an expert with those things..I'm waiting for him to do a square,too,any time soon..

Anonymous said...

nice anonymous posting means I don't have to. Aristide Bruant, Marcel Proust and Aubrey Beardsley, sigh ...

If these were French cigs I would still go for it. :)

Anonymous said...

Hey all,

Apparently, the picture that looks like Jake has a nicotine patch has been debunked at IHeartJake. It wasn't a patch but part of a label tag from the picture agency. You can see it all here http://iheartjake.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=gyllenhaalics&num=1151439365&action=display&start=15. So, while I have no idea if Jake quit smoking, he isn't wearing a patch.

The Bearded Lady said...

Picture agency's are affixing patches on Jake. Where will they draw the line.....Doctoring photos to make appear he's wearing patches. Shameful!

cina said...

Hey all,

Apparently, the picture that looks like Jake has a nicotine patch has been debunked at IHeartJake. It wasn't a patch but part of a label tag from the picture agency. You can see it all here http://iheartjake.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=gyllenhaalics&num=1151439365&action=display&start=15. So, while I have no idea if Jake quit smoking, he isn't wearing a patch.


Haha, well there ya go...

beskyddaren said...

URGENT NEWS!

Agent wtbgirl reports in the poem thread on the reading!

nica said...

tssc.. tssc..

msdonniedarko said...

i love jake even if he does smoke at least we know hes not totally perfect!

squallcloud said...

Smoking is horrible (and I miss it terribly) but yes, this pic is amazingly sexy and artistic.

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