Sunday, June 11, 2006

EVEN CASUALER JAKE






And there was me thinking I was the only stupid enough to work out in the boiling June heat.
I'm not sure who Jake is with here but I'm guessing he is semi-famous because there was pics of him on his own. I know, how dare a paparazzi lense drift away from Jake for even a millisecond to concenrate on other celebrities we can't even identify? Anyway, it ain't Austin because he is taller...and less gansta. Nice matching blue outfit, Jake.

126 comments:

cina said...

Fyi Britpopbaby, it's Ryan Phillipe he's working out with. :-)

britpopbaby said...

Ryan Phillipe? How'd you work that out?

Nothing Really Matters said...

I think the weather is a little cooler in LA at the moment than it is here! I so need a personal trainer.

cina said...

Praise to the IHJ, Britpop! ;-)

mrs_dalloway said...

This is too good to handle it! Ryan Phillipe and Jake with a personal trainer. What are their intentions? Tearing the world apart?I have a sudden appeal for exercising.In L.A. With the Jake. With or without Ryan.

britpopbaby said...

Are these pics up at IHJ - I didn't see them?

Anonymous said...

They might be getting ready for a movie or something. As far as I'm concern, Jake and Ryan Phillip aren't best friends or anything, so it must be something for a movie or a play.

mrs_dalloway said...

Yeah, Britpop! go to IHJ and your eyes shall be filled with pleasure.

mrs_dalloway said...

First,there is the Palm Springs feast. Then, there is the low food-bag. (jake realizes he had gone too far with enjoying the free meals and reduces the quantity). And eventually, he ends up getting a private trainer. It's the moment of desperation.
Jake, we all support you,boy. We've all been through this. Food can be quite a bitch.

Anonymous said...

To Anon above: How do you know that Jake and Ryan aren't friends?

cina said...

BPB - they are not in the gallery yet, but in the Eye Candy-section!

jla said...

BPB....less gangsta!! LOL I love that! It is Ryan Phillippe!! I don't know how the camera lens could handle all the gorgeosity! Now I am off to church...I really need to pray for myself because lusting like this is a definite sin!

Katie of Sweden said...

Ryan Philipe used to be on of my favs b.j. (before jake) so gotta study these pics in detail. I've been away for a couple of days. No www. No JW. Gosh it feels good to be back :o)

Anonymous said...

Some of the things written are identical to the posts on iheartJake?Cloning or can't think of anything original to say?Or are you the same people repeating yourselves?
Nice thighs Jakester!

Anonymous said...

He didn't have anything at Palm fucking Springs.That was JANUARY!!!
Old news!

cina said...

Why is it people with nasty attitudes always post anonymously?

mrs_dalloway said...

I apologise for the bad information on Palm Springs. Sometimes you get so excited that you forget how to read. I mixed the dates, that article came up today, but it had the year's highlights. My bad mistake. Promiss I'll go to the doctor's office for eye glasses before I post any other 'news'. Oh,God.

kokodee said...

Mrs Dalloway, i hear ya! I need megapixel contacts myself, and I blame it on the eyecandy on this blog.

Oh men, are the gods out to smithe me?
how can one handle so much gorgeousness in a picture?

kokodee said...

LOl, ryan really is short, or maybe jake's too tall.

Miss Twist said...

I don't see them on ihj is someone in a sharing mood? I feel a link coming on. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Miss Twist said...

There should be a caption for the first pic, it is just calling out for one. So I am going for: "Haha tripped ya!"

mrs_dalloway said...

It's coming...

http://iheartjake.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=Pictures&action=display&num=1150031810

The Bearded Lady said...

Am I the only one to notice this? But he is showing some knee here too? BPB, Your "Watches" are bearing little fruits....ah spring.. **sigh**

Nothing Really Matters said...

Katie of Sweden welcome back my dear.

Prophecy Girl said...

Am I the only one to notice this? But he is showing some knee here too?

Oh, oh, I noticed, bearded lady. The extra inches of exposed Jake leg have me thinking thoughts not appropriate for Sunday morning.

ariel said...

girls, gorgeous bond-girl-pics, you all look smashing.
Last pic of Jakey, he sports that same strange knees-inside-feet-inside-little-boy-with crossed-arms look again, same as when he was with his mom, cute!
Could someone fill me in about that Palms-fucking-Springs? I don´t get the buzz.
ps: got me a name, sweeties!

Anonymous said...

People without anons are also nasty.I remember the Louella thread.That went on for eternity.Anyways,i can also confirm Palm Springs is old news.But what the hell.Jake is working out,i would rather concentrate on his muscles.Yum!

Anonymous said...

Why would Jake be too tall?

Anonymous said...

Someone said he was eating at palm springs but he wasn't as it was old news from January.That's all i know.

The Bearded Lady said...

Yes...I had to retire to my chaise lounge....it's all been so overwhelming to me... I hope the days of Fred Flintsone" legs have been buried into the far past. ....I need yet another heart pill.. Ta Ta Loves

Anonymous said...

Why is it people with nasty attitudes always post anonymously?

...
Because they can! If Brit don't like it,then change it.Personally i think it's fun.

mrs_dalloway said...

@Ariel: Palm Springs was a festival back in January and Jake attended it. I found out about it today and I thought it was more recent.It's just me, I never knew that the festival even existed.
So, nothing to worry about.Nothing new.

cina said...

I'm glad you find it to be fun, anon 8:30. Personally, I find it unnecessary and not funny when people are rude. But that's just me. And I'm not in charge of this blog, so it's really not my business. But to be honest, I really don't see the need for it.
That's all. :-)

Miss Twist said...

I don't know why but the ice creamI have just ate has inspired me to write some captions, I don't know why but it just has.
So here are my captions for these pictures:
1st:
Jake: Ha I tripped ya!
Trainer: Aww Jake look what you did. I've got a massive boo-boo now!
Jake: Want me to kiss it better?
2nd:
Ryan: So you and Britpop, how is that goin'? I heard she kicked your ass when she found out about Eva.
3rd:
Jake: Hey guys look, I do a great Peter Crouch!
4th:
Jake: See I don't run like bubble boy in real life!*hums Eye of the tiger*
5th:
Jake: Will one of you guys come with me to the little boys room cause I really need to go potty!
Trainer: Ryan, it's your turn, I took him last time.
Ryan: Alright, but don't go all Brokeback on me like you did before.

Anyway enjoy! I am off to go and strain some orange juice you swines, Hare Krishna!

ariel said...

Well, Mrs. D., I suggest for proper punishment you go back to IHJ and give these pics a real thorough examination.
Thanks anons and Mrs. D for sharing.

Anonymous said...

Chill out cina.It's sunday,enjoy the blog even if it's not yours.

jack nasty girl said...

Do you think Ryan wants to play in "Brokeback Mountain"? ;)

Anonymous said...

Yeah,i find it very funny CINA.Especailly you as you could just stay quiet and ignore any annoying anons,but you rise to the bait.See,fun!

mrs_dalloway said...

Oh,do I have to? ok..
*looks at the IHJ page she's been staring for hours*

cina said...

Hahaha! Okey... truce, please??

cina said...

Do you think Ryan wants to play in "Brokeback Mountain"? ;)

LOLOL! Well, I bet he's sorry he didn't!

mrs_dalloway said...

Jake: Will one of you guys come with me to the little boys room cause I really need to go potty!
Trainer: Ryan, it's your turn, I took him last time.


hahaha!!great body language reading!
Another interpretation could be..
Trainer (to Ryan): I don't give a f**k about your wife's Oscar, now go and do those 1000 metres!
Jake: You better do what he says,man..he kinda freaks me out here..

twisted fate said...

Hehe! Girls you have been doubling over!
Ryan is gansta, he woulda made a real ruffian jack "Yo! ennis just get in the tent!!"

mrs_dalloway said...

@cina: You made the Bond Girl nation proud!

Wonder if those guys are up to a movie project..

cina said...

Thanks mrs_dalloway.
I for one wouldn't mind Jake and Ryan in the same movie!

Btw, Jake's thighs are sexy as hell when he's running. Just look at those muscles flexing! Makes me want to bite them.... softly.

miffed67 said...

Btw, Jake's thighs are sexy as hell when he's running. Just look at those muscles flexing! Makes me want to bite them.... softly.

Dang, you beat me to it! Was just about to comment on the legs! I don't care what he's doing, as long as he keeps doing it....every day works for me. There cannot possibly be enough room for so much gorgeousness in one place, the world is gonna spin off it's axis or something!

Anonymous said...

bpb, LA is often cool & overcast in June. Known among locals as June Gloom. Considerably brightened here by Jakey in beautiful Dodger Blue (yes, I know it's not a Dodger shirt, but the color is the same).

Phillipe can't be more than 5'8", tops. He's really Colin Farrell, Jonathon R-M size.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Looks as if he is about to have a heart attack and die! Let’s face it if someone made me run round a track I would be at them with daggers! I love that colour, blue is my fav.

cina said...

LMAO to that caption, BPB!!
And Jake looks like he's about to die.... he must be desperate to outrun us in "the crazy JakeWatch mafia". Poor boy...! LOL

Anonymous said...

How many track outfits and running shoes does he have? I never see a repeat appearance. He must have a separate closet for it all.

Katie of Sweden said...

Thanks NRM :)
And beskyddaren, how kind you are to get me into the naming gylly/sarsy jr thing!! Thanks for picking Greta for me! I owe you ;)Btw, I wasn't in Lapland this time.. The most J-related thing I did was to make a non-successful try to find a small private James Bond museum located somewhere in Smaaland.

NOW the MTV movie awards begins at that strange MTV chanel (german MTV) I happen to have...ahhh!

To those anon people here complaining: remember to take a chill pill once in a while? Why? Beacuse BPB said to in the rules for this blog.

Miss Twist said...

Damn it Britpop, you out captioned me! You are truely the queen and I back away slowly in disgrace.

cina said...

Hey there Katie! Welcome back! I was wondering where you were. :-)
So, a Bond Museum in Småland?? For real?? Is it some private collector who has his own museum or what? Too bad you didn't succeed in your little mission. ;-)

beskyddaren said...

Thanks for picking Greta for me! I owe you ;)

Katie, wellcome back sistah! Had to watch out for you there. : )

Frank Sinatra said...

Hey, I like how this trainer dude is sitting down on his ass.

beskyddaren said...

I can't believe that no action has been taken to free Mr Mistoffelees from kokodees clutches!!!

Well, don't worry Jake, Minxy Medusa is on this case. I'm sure you'll reward me handsomely for returning your beloved tamagochi. Maybe a surfing lesson followed by a candle light dinner at the beach?

lola said...

Yeah, it's seems to be Ryan. Why do you think he has to be Austin? Just asking... He has a lot of friends. This thing is so boring...

Frank Sinatra said...

Hey Beskys If the kid doesn't show for dinner. How about O'Blue eyes? I'll be chilling the champange....if I get the word. ;)

kokodee said...

Mr Mistoffelees would like you to know that he's quite happy here in my arms. See, he has a thing for my jarhead seeing as jake and sarsy have outgrown theirs. In addition jake is no longer keen to participate in arm cuddlin' action as evidenced by the Free Boo campaign.

So I'm afraid that until Jake himself crosses over the pond to collect aforementioned pussy, he's all mine! Holla!

zoo said...

Slightly off topic: I love thegildedmoose's jokes about Reese bossing Ryan Phillippe about. The one about how she was going to push him down the stairs for sporting a zit on Oscar night was very funny.

britpopbaby said...

Why do you think he has to be Austin?

Some peeps are interested in Austin. I'm personally not because I hear he was in an Olsen twin movie which means he is automatically BlackListed in my books- there are some things you should never do, even if they pay you a lot of money. I'd be nice to his face tho, because he's Jake's pal.

Welcome back Katie of Sweden!

gin said...

Um. Jake looks so hot in that outfit. He looks extremely hot when he runs. Oh my lawd.
He wants a trainer telling him what to do? He should consult me. I'll work his ass out.
Man I could eat those legs like drumsticks.
I so love this blog.

Katie of Sweden said...

I just saw Jake picking up his 2 awards and I almost got tears in my eyes...cause HE'S SUCH A NICE AND GOOD PERSON! The award show was a total mess but his thank-speeches were WONDERFUL! That's our man! I had almost began to regard him as a beautiful piece of man only (as in those training pap shots) but he truly has more on the inside than on the outside! Respect to Jake Gyllehaal!

Btw, did I introduce myself? I'm Natalya Simonova (performed by Swedish actress Isabella Scorupco) in Goldeneye (1995). Natalya is a russian computer programmer who protects Jake from evil cyber people. She of course has the entrance keys to Jakey's blackberry but has promised to never tell anybody about the content of his emails.

mrs_dalloway said...

Isn't it uncomfortable to run with your shades on? So,there. There is the sign that he knows we're watching him.Ha ha, you Gyllenhaal muscle man! You can run, but you can't hide! Mwuhahahaha!
On the other hand, that can be rather sad.
Hmm...

Anonymous said...

I dunno, I always think he runs kinda funny--looks uncomfortable or something, his back is always kind of stiff. Needs to lean into it more. Stiff posture=not good for absorbing the shock of running.

Of course, it isn't as if I ever look at pics of other people running, for comparison.

Maybe I'll go do that now.

beskyddaren said...

Frank, you're such a gentleman! Yes, if the Boy should stand me up I would need some serious comforting. But forget the champagne, I'm a vodga kind of girl. Getting hammered with Frank Sinatra, now that's something! Will you sing to me too?

beskyddaren said...

So I'm afraid that until Jake himself crosses over the pond to collect aforementioned pussy, he's all mine! Holla!

Jake, don't listen to this evil evil man! It's a trap. He's trying to mess with your head - Mistoffelees has been clearly brainwashed somehow!

Kokodee, your ass will be mine, sooner or later. I'm thinking of getting myself some kind of a cool super power.

Frank Sinatra said...

You bet I'll sing.We'll start with the champange, and finish with the vodka. Did you ever see pictures of the place I built in Palm Springs? You'd love the architecture.

Anonymous said...

I've seen pictures of Jake and Ryan together before. I think it was at the afterparty at the Academy Awards. I'm sure of it. Maybe they are friends.

miffed67 said...

I'm thinking of getting myself some kind of a cool super power.

Going for the X-Ray vision, myself! Oh....what uses I could put THAT to!

WELCOME BACK, KATIE!!!! I missed ya, girl!

beskyddaren said...

You'd love the architecture.

Well, Frank, you know how to sweet talk to this girl! The Baby Blues should start watching out for those O'Blue eyes...

Natalya, a computer programmer?! Whoa! You've got the beauty and the brains...

Katie of Sweden said...

beskyddaren, your pic is cracking me up :) :) I used to scuba dive and had black old fashioned googles just like yours.

Oh HIII miffed, great to see you too!!!!

Go for the X-ray vision!! Go go go!

beskyddaren said...

Katie, aren't I looking cool?! Though I'm not sure if I have one or two breasts! But Jake won't care if he really loves me.

Daym! Miffed got the X-ray vision. Watching over Jakes assets with that, phewww!

miffed67 said...

Daym! Miffed got the X-ray vision. Watching over Jakes assets with that, phewww!

Heh! Why do you think I claimed it first?!? And how handy do you think it will be for stalking...er...I mean, bodyguarding, purposes? LOL!

Miss Twist said...

Daym! Miffed got the X-ray vision.

I don't know where this whole super powers thing came from, but I want in! If I had to choose a power, other than x-ray of course, it would be invisibility.

Shotgun! mwhahahaha

Katie of Sweden said...

@beskyddaren: :) protecting the jake ass space, is that your speciality? So what is your plan for JT (who slapped him)? You certainly must have something planned for that?

Nothing Really Matters said...

beskyddaren you do have a fab picture!

Katie of Sweden said...

Ehm... reading al his private email is my speciality... not exactly magic but something that only I can do here.

Katie of Sweden said...

beskyddaren, I like your pic very much!!! It's just that me myself in those googles looked awful..so it reminds me of me :o)

kokodee said...

Jake's ass is mine!
Back off bitches!! or I will send Mr Mistoffelees and his fabulous felons after you!

beskyddaren said...

protecting the jake ass space, is that your speciality? So what is your plan for JT

Yes, I specialize in JAS (Jakes ass space) Watch on sea and beaches. There won't be much left of Timberdick after I and my trained dolphines are finished with him!

Frank's pool said...

Beskys check out my piano shaped pool...I had a flag pole at this house, and in the evenings, I run a white flag up to alert the neighbors it was martini time. Nice uh?

kokodee said...

Kokodee, your ass will be mine, sooner or later. I'm thinking of getting myself some kind of a cool super power.

I'll have you know that i am considered an omnipotent villanress and together with my feline friend we are planning on using tried and tested stalkerazzi for GyllenASS capture.
Don't worry I'll make sure he sends you a postcard every now and then but considering how busy we'll be (shacked up and downing Simon's cocktails) I wouldn't gurantee it.

Katie of Sweden said...
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Anonymous said...

Since when did Ryan Phillippe have such dark hair? Under that hat it doesn't look much darker than Jake's...

beskyddaren said...

NRM, why thank you! And may I say those piercing blue eyes of yours are damn sexy...

Back off bitches!! or I will send Mr Mistoffelees and his fabulous felons after you!
I see kokodee is getting more insane end evil by the minute! He accidentally revealed earlier that he resides on this side of the pond, probably on some mysterious isolate island. I need to get my dolphin army ready to go there.

Katie, maybe you could breake into some satellite system and locate kokodee?

Katie of Sweden said...

@beskydd :) Love your dolphin army :). And NRM:s skin is veeeery nice...

giusi-poo said...

I wont pics Jake/Austin please!!!!!

The Bearded Lady said...

Why do I pine so for someone I can ever have?..sob ...sob.. Must he toy with my heart... I need to fix myself a gin and tonic.....sniff

beskyddaren said...

You were a class act, Frank! Would have loved to skinny dip in that pool of yours under the starry sky.

Frank Sinatra said...

Thanks,Beskys...What is up with that Timberbum? He's sure getting on my nerves. Who the hell does he think he is? me? Going around town wearing a hat like mine. He's not fit to shine my shoes, let alone try carry mystyle. That Timbergeek has crossed the wrong guy.

miffed67 said...

@katie, those were board shorts (for surfing). I think these are basketball sohrts, or something similar?

beskyddaren said...

By God, kokodee's a woman, that's even worse! I see I need to plan my attack even more carefully. And are you saying Simon's on your side? This is getting too crazy! I need a rest now.

@Katie: I don't think they are the same shorts, these ones have a stripe on the sides.

@Frank, darling: it's time for my beauty sleep now, thanks for your charming company tonight!

Frank Sinatra said...

Nite dear ...Sleep warm. ;)

Katie of Sweden said...

Oh I erased that post about the shorts cause I checked and realized they are not the same shorts... nevermind.

Time for beauty sleep here too. Gotta get up early tomorrow and do some 'jakey jogging'... this man sure has inspired me :)

Nothing Really Matters said...

Katie of Sweden and beskyddaren thanks so much. It's hard looking this good. I try my best! I love you guys.

claire said...

i'm loving pictures of jake running! Love the blue get up as well

Simon Agent 002 said...
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Nothing Really Matters said...

It would seem that way! Talk about what my dear??

kokodee said...

It's hard looking this good. I try my best! I love you guys.

I'm sure it is gallore. You really should try taking tips from this pussy!
Effortless glamour.

Simon Agent 002 said...

It's slipped my mind.

Nothing Really Matters said...

kokodee yes you also have a fab pussy!

Simon Agent 002 said...

I can't open the damn Chinese box...it stares back at me like a giant riddle...mocking me

Simon Agent 002 said...

Have you fed the pussy?

Nothing Really Matters said...

Oh Simon you do talk of such random things! Did you forget to take your meds!

Simon Agent 002 said...

I'm appearantly not myself.

Simon Agent 002 said...

Hey I'm a secret agent I'm suppose to be mysterious

kokodee said...

Have you fed the pussy?

Three shots of tequilla and a glass of martini.
I don't do milk.

Simon Agent 002 said...

How does Ryan figure in to this picture? and why is he so short? Has Reece shunk him?

kokodee said...

Jake shrinks everyone around him; must be the gyllenaura

Simon Agent 002 said...

hmmm poor Ryan.

Anonymous said...

Ryan Philippe has worked with Robert Altman (he was in "Gosford Park") so maybe they're discussing what Altman's like to work with. One thing I'll say for Philippe, he has picked some damned good directors in his time. I'm wondering what Eastwood's "Flags of Our Fathers" will be like, this year.

Nice Anonymous said...

Oh, and it would make perfect sense for Jake to hang out with Ryan Phillipe. I'd imagine that Jake is particularly good at networking, since he's a good-natured, friendly guy.

Jake4Luck said...

I just found out that Ryan and Jake were in a film together back in 1998 called "Homegrown" The film was directed and producted by Stephen and Noami respectively. I think Jake only had a bit part, but maybe that is where they met/became friends? Looks like I'm going to have to watch that movie too...!!

Paranoir said...

he look handicaped on the last picture lol

Katie of Sweden said...

@jake4luck> Well researched! Jake seems to hang out with other film stars...which probably creates a good atmospehere within this new actor/actress generation...buddies instead of competitors..or at least not enemies. Me like his personality!

squallcloud said...

He looks so lovely when he's working out. All those firm muscles straining against his skin. Wish it were Austin (I can't help myself.) because I'm not really into Ryan Phillipe but it's just nice to see Jakey getting all physical with his bad self.

Their trainers sure is a nip of sexual chocolate too.

jack nasty girl said...

Iza Scorupco rules!!!

Anna_F said...

Don't know if it was cleared up but I just saw this -

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/7134035.html#cutid1

and it looks like it was Ryan he was working out with. There's also a cute video of Jake in Homicide and can I just say I love his 90's haircut.

cina said...

@jake4luck: Jake isn't in Homegrown. His little part was cut out if my information is correct. A lot of people at IHJ have watched Homegrown (incl me, although I had no idea Jake was supposed to be in it at the time) and no one has ever been able to spot Jake.

@anna_f: Jake is totally ADORABLE in Homicide! He completely stole the scene I watched!

Anna_F said...

Aahhh! that address ^ has got 35.html#cutid1 on the end. It didn't work properly :(

cina said...

@anna_f: Who's that in your avatar? That's one foxy lady!
If other than you, that is! ;-)

Anna_F said...

lol That's my bond girl! (to be honest I'm not too sure who it is but she's pretty hot!)

cina said...

Oh ok! You know, you could have fooled me...! ;-)

nice anonymous said...

So here's Jake, putting in the hard, unglamorous work of honing his beautiful body for our further delectation. I wonder how much time he clocks every day working out, and what his routine is. Thank you, Jake, for all those boring, sweaty hours you must spend, just to keep up those muscles. I really do appreciate it.

Anonymous said...

Ugh, you don't know who Ryan Phillipe is? Bigger pics next time would be nice.