Sunday, June 11, 2006

CASUAL JAKE


Donning what can only be described as an 'interesting' shirt, Jake buys some food. Fascinating. Everything this man does is pure magic. I'm so glad the paps haven't yet (it's bound to happen soon) snapped me leaving my local supermarché (that's your actual French) because I like to wear pyjamas to shop and backcomb my hair on purpose, y'know to blend in with the plebs. Jake on the other hand doesn't seem willing to ditch his movie star coolness or maybe he's unable too. Well, I hope you enjoyed your groceries, Jake, although that's not a lot of food you got yourself there, matey.


(pictures from iheartjake)

34 comments:

cina said...

Not only are his shades glued to his face, now that darn cellphone seems to be stuck to his ear as well! Or is he just trying to look really busy every time he's out and about? LOL

mrs_dalloway said...

That bag is quite empty.When I go out shopping food, I come with three bags at least.Ok,maybe I'm the one with issues.I guess he had satisfied his hunger at the Palm Spring festival..I didn't even know it existed,until I got my press today.

The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala: The Red Carpet moments were the stuff of Oscars legend: the stunning beauty of "Monster" star Charlize Theron, the casual charisma of "Brokeback Mountain" star Jake Gyllenhaal, the genuine humility of "Crash" and "Hustle & Flow" star Terrence Howard.

Casual charisma,huh?

Nothing Really Matters said...

mrs_dalloway I too would have lots of bags with an assortment of goodies.

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jla said...

mrs_dalloway said... Casual charisma,huh?

You know you are dealing with a cheesy celeb journalist when they pull out those less than clever alliterations!!

Palm Springs Festival? What's that? I swear these people have festivals for everything! Just another excuse to "network" or as I like to call it "grin,giggle and grope Jake time" because really isn't that why all these celebs show up to those events? If the The MTV awards debacle is any indication! But I digress, let's get back to more pressing matters... What'n the hell is in that bag Jakey?

Anonymous said...

Palm springs news is old.They were just talking about famous people that have been there.It was January not recent.

The Bearded Lady said...

Do my eyes deceive me? Is it tears of joy clouding my view?.... I believe I see a bit of knee showing here! Yes the shorts are SHORTER!! Or he pulled them up perhaps?....ah I thought Venice was to be my last great memory.... Sneekers sharp looking too!...oh dear...I need to take a pill now... Ta Ta dears...

mrs_dalloway said...

Oh,shit! I've missed what was more important in that article! The date of the event!! I'm a loser,baby..so why don't you kill me..
It was an article in The Desert Sun about this year's highlights. And I mixed the dates.
I am filled with shame.

br33n said...

No sock watch? Those ankle socks are Nike, you know...(yes I zoomed in. I'm not crazy)

Miss Twist said...

Am I the only one who noticed that Jake seems to have 2 mobiles? Unless they are not moblies and I am seriously mistaken. If they are infact not mobiles I will surley beat myself for not being the observant Jake watcher I should be.

mrs_dalloway said...

@jla: the Palm Springs fest was part of a charity gala season or smth like that. So, at least there's something more about these gatherings than just smiling and remembering people about their existence. Plus,there is the art-recognicion thing, aka the well known award shows, but that's not the case of the MTVs..Those are just a way to make a contact between the viewers and the actors.So,not that professional.

Prophecy Girl said...

Um, is that tongue I detect in picture numero uno?!

Nothing Really Matters said...

Prophecy Girl you are right.

Prophecy Girl said...

Oh, sweet God, I knew it! Fabulous, Jake. Just fabulous.

Miss Twist said...

Damn that tongue! It creeps out all the time even when you are not looking. Does anyone know about the situation with the two phones?
Either Jake is really rich and has bought 2 phones for the sake of it or he has two lines: one personal and one for work. Or he is having an affair

Jake: Noo Austin, I swear I have just gone out to get some groceries I will be back in an hour, call you later. *picks up second phone*
Hey Miss Twist! I got the whipped cream you requested. Austin doesn't suspect a thing,I promise....Really is that what you are planning, I'll be there in a sex...I mean sec.

mrs_dalloway said...

Does anyone know about the situation with the two phones?

I don't think that's a phone in his right hand..I guess it's either his car keys, with that thing for the car alarm, or his iPod,maybe? dunno, my eyes seem to play tricks on me today.
But for you, miss twist, I'd say he def has two phones, one for you and the other for..uhmm..the others.

miffed67 said...

Ahhhhhhh, the tongue! How I have missed thee!

And check it out....new shoes! We defo need a Shoe Watch around here.

Miss Twist said...

yeah I am all for shoe watch! He changes his shoes so often I swear he has more shoes than me! But I especially love his mutant trainers, he has many pairs and I just think they are funny.

Anonymous said...

FYI;

That grocery store has a great deli. I suspect that's a huge sandwich in there. If you know what I mean.

Miss Twist said...

What about a whipped cream sandwich? Jake is famous he can order whatever crap he wants and his Miss Twist wants a whipped cream sandwich!

britpopbaby said...

Man shoes don't interest me as much as socks. Man shoes have been taken over by the evil capitalists and branded and sold back to the men at a ridiculous price whilst socks remain pure, the domain of the artist. Woman's shoes on the other hand are very interesting - if Jake starts wearing womans shoes then I'll be happy to start a Shoe Watch.

Miss Twist said...

Now that I want to see!

miffed67 said...

I suspect that's a huge sandwich in there. If you know what I mean.

What?!? There's a huge man sandwich there and I'm not in it? Something's wrong with this picture!

Oooo, a women's shoes watch. I could go for that....maybe we should send him some to get him started. Anyone know what size he wears?

jla said...

A sandwich!! I knew I could trust that my fellow Jakes Girls would get to the bottom of this mystery! And it sounds like miffed67 (codename: Octopussy) has volunteered to investigate the sandwich situation a little closer! What selflessness and dedication!
mrs_dalloway said...
@jla: the Palm Springs fest was part of a charity gala season or smth like that.


Thanks mrs_dalloway...I love when Jake is being altruistic! If he's still in a charitable mood I can think of a few things he can do to me!! Um...er...I mean things he can do for... forget it dammit I meant what I said the first time!

miffed67 said...

@jla - it's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it!

(I hope it's a dirty job, anyway!)



*Octopussy over and out.....I'm off to LA!*

Nothing Really Matters said...

Wait for me pussy wants some action!

miffed67 said...

^^ The plane is leaving the airstrip, Pussy! Get on it while you can!

Anonymous said...

I'm just happy that he's not wearing those clogs again. The sneakers look great, Jake. Good move. Even better, the calf muscles in those so-fine legs of yours.

Nice anonymous said...

O.K., I can say this among the Gyllenhaal-obsessed, since I'm with friends: What is the texture & density of Jake's leg hair? Viewed from a distance, he doesn't look particularly furry. (At least, not nearly as furry as he is along his belly.) But he doesn't seem perfectly smooth and hairless, either. What I need to look at, if someone can point one out, is a closeup of Jake's bare legs, so that I can satisfy my unholy curiosity.

(If anyone close to Jake is reading this ... yes, I will admit, I am completely pathetic, though not at all dangerous to anyone but myself. If I saw the man walking down a street in Manhattan, while I was headed to a used bookstore downtown, my adrenalin would kick in, and my heart would pound so hard, I'd have to stop & lean against a wall to remain calm. I'd avert my face from all that male splendor, in self-protection.)

miffed67 said...

^^ LOL, nice anon! Believe me, nothing is sacred here....we will discuss all aspects of the Gyllenhottie until we just can't discuss any more. Of course, it's going to be a LONG while before that happens!

I wish I could tell you what the hair on his legs is exactly like, but unfortunately, I have not had any close encounters with said hair. You'll be the first to know when I do, tho! From the few pics I've seen of it, he's not hirsute.....just right, I think. The hair on his head seems thick and luxurious...I know some girls that would kill for hair like his, actually!

maxie said...

In my experience, guys who look like him in their mid-20's tend to get a little hairier as they age. In a good way. Think Clooney.

Right now, at 25, he is beginning his peak cycle. Fasten your seatbelts girls. The next 15 years are going to be incredible. He'll get a little bit more filled out and a little bit more hirsute and end up as the new JFK JR, who for some of us was the most beautiful man who ever lived.

And speaking of hair --- that trail to paradise in those surfing pictures is perfection...

miffed67 said...

maxine, are ya trying to kill me? If I think about the Clooney AND the Gyllenhaal with one brain....it'll explode!

Mmmmmmmm! Finger-lickin' GOOD!

Anonymous said...

Someone recognized that bag as coming from a particular grocer. I thought it was cool that it looks like a reusable cloth bag. Another case of our Jake living green? :)

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