Jake Gyllenhaal eager to please! How odd would that picture look if you cut Eva and Justin out!
Evie: Hey Jake Justin wants you to thank him properly for his introduction.JAKE: - Hey man no problem here you go -gimme five!Justin: *I don't want five I want one*
Oh, I can't bear it. Look at her, all glossy and skinny and self-assured. And look at him, LEKKING as if the continuance of his breed depended on it. My stomach's churning. I'm logging off.
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^^^WTF?^^^I sense an uneasiness between Jake and Timberlake. I was disturbed that JT gave him a little pat on the behind after giving him the best kiss award and I think Jake was, too.
I love the reference to Nelson off the Simpsons, BPB. Inspired.
Did Justin REALLY pat Jake on the ass? I mean, REALLY??!! That's made me feel more than just a little nauseous. I would peg Timberlake as a sexual predator if he didn't look so geriatric.
Justin's an turd...ou did I say that?
YAY! We got spammed by porn people! My life is complete.
Jake was most definitely surprised by that Timberlake butt pat, no doubt about it. ;)And you know, I'd leer at Eva's breasts too... they are wonderous... and perky ...mine haven't been "perky" in years... they're rather the "hang to the knees" variety now... gravity sucks....
porn people :))Why did they consider we'd be interested? (stupid question just trying to point out the obvious..)..(are WE viewed as porn people?)..(are we porn people?) I have to take a walk.
Just get me their adress Britpop and I'll slap a restraining order on them! Justin too while we're at it. In fact do you want to make a list?Hey I get to say 'restraining order'.
I'll fix them. I will send photos of myself in return! I think it's a fair trade.
Oh, deep sigh of complete satisfaction. Pictures of Jake, at last. At last. This blog gives me what I need, what I crave: Witty repartee and the comfort of likeminded souls, all of bonded together in contemplation of the rare beauty that is Gyllenhaal.
If I find something else I'll inform you.If you find any Jake PlayGirl pics, please do. lol.
what?? when did that "Timberland" pat Jake's butt????
Gah, I take back all the Eva love from before. Shes a bimbo and Justin is a poseur and they made braying asses of themselves. Jake's speeches rocked the casbah and Adam Sandler and Kate Beckensale washed away the Timberfake/Mendez taint left in the air.He looked so handsome in his tailored shirt. I haven't seen Redheaded Minion since the SAG Awards. Maybe she got in trouble for allowing the boys to devolve into giggles on stage. Wonder where Blondeheaded Minion was. Probably has a family or some such. God how am I going to stand it when he really gets a girlfriend? I know I'll be insufferable.
Gah, I take back all the Eva love from before. Shes a bimbo and Justin is a poseur and they made braying asses of themselves. Jake's speeches rocked the casbah and Adam Sandler and Kate Beckensale washed away the Timberfake/Mendez taint left in the air.squallcloud....you're a genius! Altho, I don't mind the Mendez. As long as she doesn't get any closer, that is.
Loving JT's face in the first one - totally nailed what he was thinking britpop. And congratulations on the porn. Less hassle than using the search engine.
Gah, I take back all the Eva love from before. Shes a bimbo and Justin is a poseur and they made braying asses of themselves.You know the "ranch handjob" bit was pretty tasteless, but Jake seemed pretty amused by it. The way he squirmed around in his seat and mouthed "wow" twice suggests to me that he was somewhat aroused by it and even more so by the fact that Eva was the one saying it.Poor Jake, between Eva and the Famke/Rebecca body paint bit, it probably took him all night to get those naughty thoughts out of his head...
Well I sent some photos(vacationing in the Mykonos) but I haven't gotten any response.
I think he was trying to be a good sport on camera. He must be fully sick of the stupid gay jokes by now.
[b]stupidmansuit[/b], I hate to sound like the obsessed loser that I already am, but actually the chair squirm was his patented "uncomfortable seat adjustment" as seen on Oprah when she was talking about the kiss and talkign about the sex scene. Also, his "Wow, wow" unlike on BAFTA when he was good naturedly laughing because the joke wasn't on him it was just a joke about how sexy he was, this "Wow, wow" had a rueful quality to it. Ever heard the expression, "a smile that never touches the eyes"? Lastly when Eva Bimbo screeched "RACH HAND JOB!" for the 50th and final time, Jake said "Okay I think the joke is over now." or something like that. At work, dont' have my trusty DVR rewind function. I can quote it when I get home after seeing The Lion King tonight.Yes, I deconstruct everythign that boy does. Got a problem?
I stand corrected! Thanx for breaking it down for me, squallcloud and simoncowell :) Just give me time, I'm a fairly new gyllenhaalic and am still growing into my obsession...
There are Jake Girls left! I'm so glad! Not that I had smth against the beautiful Satine, but she didn't manage to fit in the group, I sensed. She was a bit hostile there.Now let's see how this one can handle the situation..
If anyone has her already i apologise deeply and I'll adjust Satine and put her back on!Just let me know!
Thanks Squallcloud, I didn't notice the finer details. I will look if I have the chance to see it again...I'm sorry Jake was disrespected in that way. I hope it's some comfort to know, people noticed him and made an effort to vote for him ;)
I think he was trying to be a good sport on camera. He must be fully sick of the stupid gay jokes by now.Simon, I'm totally with you on that one. He did look a bit fed up through the smiling during the so called joke... At least to me.
"I will look if I have the chance to see it again"I have got that video from http://iheartjake.com
squallcloud, when we inevitably start the Jake Watch Stalking Academy I'm putting you in charge of Jake body language/subtle movement studies 101. k?
//Jake said "Okay I think the joke is over now." or something like that.//really? can we get an expert or someone who can read lips to confirm that? i'm dying to know what he said for sure, and i'm sure one of you talented jake watch folks can deliver, right?
The whole ranch hand job thing was uninspired and tacky as hell!! I have a sense of humor & I am all for a good joke but that bit wasn't even funny! It was terribly trite and kinda crude! If Eva and Justin had any self-respect they woulda told the producers "I am not going to embarrass myself by reading that asinine shit!!" This whole situation just makes Jake even more endearing! I admire his sophistication and tact when faced with adversity and completely misguided stupidity! He should get another award for "suffering fools" because that takes a lot of restraint and class!!
what was the ranch handjob joke anyway? What did they say, i didnt see it cause they didnt show the awards in my fuckin country.
Thesweetstone, go to the following link and you can download the moments with the best kiss award and best performance. That's all that matters..:)http://iheartjake.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=gyllenhaalics&action=display&num=1149822533
I found pictorial evidence of the ass-patting incident on IHJ, and I was astonished at just how much Justin Timberlake resembles a foetus. You can tell how gracious and good-natured Jake is, in spite of the same old 'jokes' being spouted for the umpteenth time. What a lovely young man. I want to spread him on toast and gobble him up.
I agree that Jake shows a considerable amount of class. Eva & Justin were way over the top with the "ranch-hand-jobs" schtik; which may not have been their call.... but ya know, Justin wasn't satisfied with his "tug of war" contact with Jake, [not getting his own kiss or hug in there], so he just HAD to smack Jake's butt. Our boy did not look terribly pleased.
I found pictorial evidence of the ass-patting incident on IHJOh yeah...and to add insult to injury he invaded Jakes personal "ass" space!Boundaries fetus boy...boundaries!(thanks Ivy) Back.Away.Now.Dammit!! BPB...you need to organize the Jakewatch Stalking Academy ASAP!! We can not allow such a display of blantant stalking & groping to happen again! We have to dispatch some highly trained "Jakes Girls" to these events! For his protection and our amusement of course!! It's a matter of grave importance!!
jla said: We have to dispatch some highly trained "Jakes Girls" to these events!Jakes-Girl Honey Ryder signing up for duty - armed and dangerous.
I feel all left out since I haven't seen the award show! :( Got no clue what you're all talking about. Guess I've got some downloading at IHJ to do!
Jakes-Girl Minxy Medusa signing up for duty - armed and ready to safeguard Jake's personal "ass space" (thanks jla!) around waterfront type areas, yahcts and Martha's Vineyard
Jake is definitely CLASS and grace personified. I also get the feeling that he's just a little bit ummm, sure of himself? Maybe? Which, excuse me.....is SUCH a turn-on. I like men that are sure of themselves, comfortable with themselves and their choices, but not insufferably so, you know what I mean? Ooooo, baby!That said, CLEARLY the man needs protection from the grabhand masses. We must get this Academy up and running, immediately!
Ooops. Forgot to say, Octopussy reporting for duty! Licensed to kill, baby!
Galore’s Goldfinger ready for action! Putting the (fill in the blank) back into Jakes life!
Foxxy Cleopatra at your service your "Sexiness"!I know Foxxy isn't technically a bond girl but her image is consistent with the whole sexy international espionage and intrigue motif!I hereby vow my loyalty to Jakey and Jakes Girls and I promise to protect all of Jakes interests and assets with every fiber of my being!
assets and "ass space"jla you're rocking my world tonight! Minxy Medusa is neither a proper bond girl name, I don't remember them. But it's sounds good to me, in a dorky kind of way.
I have never seen a 007 movie. I know, for shame right? So I have no reference other than thesweetestone's avatar of delicious Halle Berry. Yummm A little obvious for my taste but still. Just know I'd be willing to serve in any capacity at the Academy. The work is so necessary when folks get too handsy with our boy!
^^ That was me!
I see I really need to go sleep now! Yes, I'm an ass girl.
//Jake said "Okay I think the joke is over now." or something like that.//Okay...just rewatched the best kiss video and after watching Jake's mouth closely, he definitely says something like, "I think that's enough of the joke", while appearing slightly annoyed. It's not just him, though. If you look closely the people around him have these "wtf?" expressions on their faces as well.Just as an aside, did anyone else notice Jolene Purdy (Cherita Chen) from Donnie Darko sitting behind Jake? I'm almost certain it's her...
Squall, you need to get yourself a hot avatar girl! Check out the ones brit made. Or I can make you one if you know who you want.
Miss Caruso steppin' in to help protect and serve our man - all of him. Reporting for duty, oh yes!
Jake's positioning and handling of the gilded popcorn bucket in these photos suggests to me, again, that perhaps he's just not getting enough. Maybe I'm just dreaming, though, because of the admirable barrel-size of that, er, bucket.
Miss Moneypenny reporting for duty! I'll put those young skallywags in their place! How dare they touch the Gyllenhaal and make extremely poor-taste jokes at his expense!
Where is that little wormy Justin Timberbrain ? I have some business to conduct with him.
It will be the last ass pat he'll be making!...God im smaller than I thought! Oh dear. :(
Owh Simon have you had a facelift??
Oh hello yes, ...are you still up? it must be near midnight there no? I thought i'd go in the bond theme..
11:15 dahling so i really must be off, i need my beauty sleep.
TimberbrainLOL!Simon C, is that you? Hard to keep up with you're reincarnations. Looking HOT there.
I love how much we're getting into this concept! Great names, great looks, great cause!beskyddaren: Minxy Medusa-great alias!
Yes thanks all I need to enlarge my pic. Yes it's me...just now im posing as an agent.
Foxxy Cleopatra your fab!
Nite Pussy, Take Care!
Is there any recent "holden" updates?...like is he in NY?
Nite my dahlings, happy Jake dreaming.
Hey,did you ever hear a song by placebo, i think its called "the james bond song", they sing about bond and miss moneypenny?Ok, i know this has NOTHING to do with ... anything... just askin...its good.
I love how much we're getting into this concept! Great names, great looks, great cause!beskyddaren: Minxy Medusa-great alias!Why thank you! And yes, this is so much fun, thank YOU for starting it! You're looking so fabulous, Foxxy. I want to experience the Afro before I die. A wig will have to do.
beskyddaren said:You're looking so fabulous, Foxxy.awww...Thanks! But I didn't start anything! This is all BPB's vision and I am just doing my part to further the cause! And don't give up on rockin' the 'fro! It just takes committment and obviously no one in this bunch is lacking in that area! Nothing Really Matters said... Foxxy Cleopatra your fab! Thanks NRM!! I am feeling the love in here! BTW...Your Pussy looks fantastic!! Um... that sounded alot better in my head!
Men, I love this blog! I love you girls, and simon but I'm so proud to be the unique 007 villan amongst you! Check my pussy out y'all (he's on the right)And stupidmansuit, I did notice her too, but only in the kissing vid. There are other random seat fillers in the same spot or maybe she was a seat filler herself. A quick glance on IMDB, reveals that she hasn't worked much since DD.
Your pussy's looking fierce, kokodee! Now I really really need to go to bed, it's 4.15 in the morning. Love you all!!! Take care of our beloved One!
Ahhhh yes "Kokodee" as far as pussys go, you do indeed have quite an impressive one! But may I remind you that "Double O 2" is here to impede all evil doers!... and public enemy #1 Justin Timberass (aka The Big Pussy) is my most urgent assignment. His hand will pay dearly for touching the "bottom" of my dearest one! Timberboob is gonna touch the wrong ass one of these days....and look out!
OMG - I ran here to bring the most alarming news on Jakes tamagochi but now I'm rolling on the floor laughing myself silly because of you Simon!!! : DDDDNow get hold of yourself woman!Check this out Sisters and Brothers:"i'll gladly hand him back, in exchange for Jakey." Kokodee holds Mr Mistoffelees hostige!!! The shock. The Horror. And it's all Sarsys fault! No way am I gonna be able to sleep after these news!!!
Lastly when Eva Bimbo screeched "RACH HAND JOB!" for the 50th and final time, Jake said "Okay I think the joke is over now." or something like that.Definitely noticed that too. And I was disgusted on his behalf. Poor Jake shouldn't have to sit through trash like that. Especially when his personal ass space is being invaded so, and double especially when it's by *shuddershudder* Justin Timberlake.
Does anyone know where Heath was for the MTV awards? Why didn't he attend? It seems to me like he is trying to distance himself from the whole Brokeback Mountain thing. Maybe he's not as secure with his self image as Jake is...
Back in the days when I was in the OSS We had ways of dealing with "undesireables....One minute dining and laughing ...the next face down in the spaghetti bowl. My advice ladies is never be the first one at the table to sip the wine...ouuuu.. Oh I just got a warm glow recalling all this! "Timberturds" consider yourself warned! the Bearded Lady has your number....and a table for one.
That's right Timbergeek when Bearded Lady and I team up. You are without hope. Best turn yourself into authorities,as police will show you far more mercy, than TBL and I. You and your leacherous geeky hand will pay dearly for what you have done. That Diaz woman as they call her had best be hunting up a new victim for her "vortex" Cause stick a fork in ya your done like a baked potato!
Well said "Double O2"...I am digging out my old dossets to find new devious ways apprehend you Timberfreak. Crime does not pay!...... But you will!(evil laugh)....I have fresh bullets in my tiny Colt revolver I keep in my bussom."Double O2" im loaded and ready for duty!.... Ta Ta dear, sleep well....if you can.
jake4luck - I have been wondering the same thing about Heath. I didn't really expect to see him at the awards because he seems to have disappeared with only a rare siting of him. And as many times as Jake visits New York, they are never seen together. I agree that Heath is trying to distance himself from BBM while Jake continues to be gracious and appreciative of the love that is given him - even when he has to suffer through such stupidity as the MTV Awards show. That's why I love Jake and will follow him and cheer him on in any project he decides to do. Heath should take a lesson from Jake and instead of hiding and hoping people will forget BBM he should embrace it and celebrate it for as long as he can. Even though he is a talented actor, odds are that he will never have a part like Ennis Del Mar again so he should be a little more thankful. It probably does have a lot to do with not being as secure with himself. Look at all the crap that circulates about Jake. Yet he holds his head up and still stands tall.
I think it's ridiculous to say that Heath is trying to hide or distance himself from BBM. Or that he's not as secure with his image as Jake. Please. He did plenty of interviews to support the movie when the movie came out, it's over now, he's moved on to other projects. To suggest that Heath is not as gracious or doesn't stand as tall as Jake because of this is ridiculous.Also, his not appearing at the MTV Movie Awards doesn't mean a darn thing about his feelings towards BBM. Many other nominated actors didn't appear as well. He wasn't exactly a sore thumb. I think he is simply a more private person then Jake, nothing wrong with that. Jake makes many, many, more public appearances then Heath does in general. He appears to enjoy and be more comfortable with that aspect then Heath is. I personally respect that Heath prefers to keep a lower profile. He's a class act in my book.
Gosh what is with you fans???Heath is damned if he does and damned if he dosen't.Did it ever occur to you 'fans' that this father of a new baby may what to spend precious time with his family, given that they pratically had a non-stop promotion of bbm for months even with thier baby just being a few weeks old.Unlike Jake who's LA based anyway why should you expect heath, to up and be at some award show for a couple of hours from NY. Just to prove that he's not ashamed of BBM?Puuuurlease!!
Ditto anonymous 10:51 and twisted fate.I really think some of these brokefans are overly sensitive.Look, stop overanalyzing every move of the actors and borrow a leaf from Jake's book.He couldn't have done withouth Heath and Vice Versa!You are convienietly forgetting the numerous interviews and shows that heath despite his new family commitments, was able to do in support of the movie.All of a sudden it suits you to say that he's distancing himself from the film, just because he didn't attend some award show on the other side of the coast?F3%k you!
They are both class acts in my book!Well done boys on your wins.By the way britpopbaby i love your blog, and all these bond babes rock too!
Heath attended the Golden Globes and Independant Spirit Awards without Jake so it was Jake's turn, plus they probably didn't want to both show up since they'd be expected to re-enact the kiss, and Jake was nominated on his own for his performance so it made sense that he was the one to pick up the award.
I agree with the last couple of posters. Heath has been nothing but supportive of the movie, as has Jake. As others pointed out, they have they had an extremely tough year (more than just a year if you count the actual filming of the movie along with the other projects they've done between the filming and the release). But not only that, Heath has more family obligations than Jake does. Jake can afford to fly back and forth between NY and LA as much as he wants to because he doesn't have a wife and a baby at home. Couldn't it also be saying something that Heath trusts Jake to do a great job accepting an award on behalf of both of them? Also are people forgetting the Golden Globe awards? Jake wasn't at those and I remember all these people complaining about his lack of committment to the movie because of that yet we saw him continue to support and cheer the movie on a lot. So why is Heath's lack of an appearance any different? And as many times as Jake visits New York, they are never seen together.As for this, Heath is rarely reported to be seen period. Not every single minute of Jake's time there is recorded. Perhaps when he does visit Heath, Jake is going to his house so they can sit down and chat without paparazzi recording everything. Maybe they would also meet at Heath's house because that way Jake can play with his goddaughter in peace. We just don't know but I have no reason to think that they aren't seeing each other or that there are any hard feelings between them. If anything Jake sounded like he has the utmost respect towards Heath and even got emotional sounding when referring to him.
Daniel - well said!
What's that, Heath not being supportive of BBM?? That's just ridiculous. Assuming that from him not being at this award show is illogical. Like people already have pointed out, he's done so much already to show his support for BBM. And now with the baby and family and all, of course he's going to be less out in public. Heath is great, I love him.
No need to get hostile. I stand corrected. I have nothing against Heath at all. I should have thought it out a little further before I spoke. Heath and Jake are both great guys!
"It seems to me like he is trying to distance himself from the whole Brokeback Mountain thing. Maybe he's not as secure with his self image as Jake is... "He doesn´t need to "try" that, because he just did what is normal and healthy: He simply moved on effortlessly. He doesn´t owe undying loyalty to this movie, it´s just a movie for gods sake, like any other movie he made, it was a job, period. He has new projects, he has a family, BBM is just history for him and there is nothing wrong with that. He is a great guy!
Now I really feel bad about what I said about Heath. I have never had a negative thought about him until I decided to agree with the original statement that was made. In fact at the time I first saw BBM in January I went because of Heath. I was not a Jake fan at the time even though I had seen several of his movies. I didn't follow his life in the tabloids or the internet. And I did not see any promotionial interviews by either Jake or Heath prior to going to see he film. It was the third time that I saw it that I began to pay close attention to how good Jake was also. Then I made a point of watching his interviews. That's how I became addiced to Jake in an insane kind of way. But that should not take anything away from Heath. So I apologize for an insensitive comment.
Dani Don't feel bad. I know that I didn't mean to come across as hostile towards you or anything, I just get a tad defensive for both these boys. ;) I'm just glad that you're open to what we said in regard to Heath's side of things because I know that some people can be really mean about it on the boards. Really, no harm done.
Yeah, I didn't notice it on the version here but I think MTV edited out some of his speech besides the "as we continue to". If you check out this youtube posting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biLbFPEQCSM&search=gyllenhaal At about 2:50 he actually says "really original" in a sarcastic voice which seemingly is about the bad ranch hand job jokes. Jake's probably fed up with the lame comments people have thrown towards BBM and him.
What was Heath nominated for...Best kiss? Yeah he's running to MTV studios to be there for that!
He'll be there next year when his mulitple personality film "Dylan" is out.
Yess That's the Many faces of Bob one. Do not get any popcorn while the film is running, because when you return a whole new "Bob" will be on the screen. Leaving you wondering if you returned to the correct screen!
Good morning dears, I'm mixing up some martinis. So if you'd like one please tell me your request.
One for me please.
Yeap! comming right up. I'm making "White Elephants" "Aviators" and my personal favorite "Zooms"which is made with Scotch. Shaken or stirred?
Pussy Would you like one? or did you runaway to the football match?
Ooo, martinis, at this time of day?! hell, make one for me too!
You got it!...it will take the edge off the day.
De.licious.Just what I needed. Thank you simon.*sipping away*
Thanks to all who wrote in to defend Heath. I think Heath is one intelligent, articulate, sensitive guy - just listen to and read all the interviews he did when they were promoting Brokeback Mountain.He's terrific, no matter how squirmish he becomes when he is being interviewed.I get very tired of people saying why don't we see any pics of them together anymore and do you think they are still friends?In all the interviews the guys have done re BM they have shown great respect for each other and I'm sure that after the experience of doing that movie - remember how they both said that doing the movie was a very lonely experience - they are indeed friends for life.I am sure they talk to each other and see each other but certainly they do not need to tell us or call the press when they do?!They are perfectly entitled to their private lives. We do not need to know everything they do.Personally I will always be grateful to Ang Lee for introducing so many of us to both Jake and Heath.
yes pussy would like one!Yet another facelift Simon? Be careful or you will end up like Jackie Stallone.
Ahh I went for the best tan dear ,I know you can understand. Do you want your usual? "White Elephant"....extra gin?
Just give me the bottle dahline.
Ohh Pussy Your a woman after my Scottish heart!... Do try not to spill on the carpet. I just had it cleaned....you know how I am about such things..
I didn't expect my off hand comment to create such a stir. I was only asking if anyone knew where he was. I felt a little bad for Jake for taking all of the ribbing. That's all I meant. I'm not much of a Heath Ledger watcher, so, I have no idea where he hangs his hat. Sorry if what I said sounded abit harsh. It wasn't intentional...
Oh J4L , alls forgiven... From stories i've heard they do socialize from time to time. I heard he had dinner at Heath's new home in Brooklyn NY.... So kick back and have a martini!
Check this out Sisters and Brothers:"i'll gladly hand him back, in exchange for Jakey." Kokodee holds Mr Mistoffelees hostige!!! The shock. The Horror. And it's all Sarsys fault! No way am I gonna be able to sleep after these news!!!Sleep tight me dear, 'cause this pussy is staying well put!
jake4luck - sorry if I sounded a bit harsh - no hard feelings!
//Jake said "Okay I think the joke is over now." or something like that.//Someone early was curious if this is what Jake really said...Being an expert speech reader (college can come in handy!) I can say to you all that what Jake said was:"Guess that joke never gets old."
Jake's exact words were, "I think that's enough of that joke." Just watched it again. I've never heard the Ranch Hand Job joke. He didnt' seemt to have either with the "Wow, Wow." It was a new sleazy low brought to you by Justin Timberfake and Skeezah Mendez.I love how his voice cracked during "This is a big deal!" Also, I wish he wasn't so huggy with that dippy girl afterward. At least he got his gropes in. I loved that he blew that popcycle stand soon after getting the Best Performance popcorn.
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