The Internet Movie Database message boards are curious places where the mentally unstable can express their opinions about actors, films, television shows and for some reason politics. Often I like to visit this virtual zoo and observe with awe the randomness of posts, especially when they involve our dearest Jacob. Now, don't get me wrong, I enjoy the place and some of the people there are utterly enchanting but occasionally sanity gets the better of me and I have to step back and assess the madness to truly appreciate it. So, for those of you not brave enough to enter this magical world and immerse yourself in the chaos I thought I would bring little pieces of it to you. Please enjoy:
Is Jake Black? by EmancipateAshlee
Like every time I see him, he looks like black. Does ayone have an explanation for tis? And he definately like acts thug-ish to add to my suspicion. Like I am not saying 100% African or anything, but definately like half or a third even.
Were they joking? Who knows? The issue has not been officially resolved.