Wednesday, April 19, 2006

BACK AWAY FROM MY MAN # 2

Er...what the hell? What are you doing? You're not even famous and yet you brazenly straddle the Gyllenhaal, giggling away like this is a teacup ride at the summer fair! I've seen some upsetting images in my time; pictures of Jackie Stallone, that model of Britney giving birth, David Guest, but this makes me more than a little sick in the pit of my stomach. And Jake, I don't know what you've got to smile about, this girl looks like she might the front runner of the 'Save a horse, ride a Jake' campaign, which I am not endorsing in any way. So, Pinky, would you please clamber down off Mr Gyllenhaal and take yourself back behind the crowd control barriers where you belong. BACK. AWAY. FROM. MY. MAN.

12 comments:

Cina said...

WTF?! Get down from there ASAP, girl!! That's a disturbing picture indeed!! Now I can tell that it's not a very recent one, but I haven't seen it before. I wonder what the occasion is...?
Damn that girl! I'm officially J.E.A.L.O.U.S

Cherry said...

Ok, I am completely in love. Look at that John Kerry button on his coat. Could Jake be more perfect? :)

I'm goin with the story that that girl is a Bush supporter. She was just trying to rip the button from his jacket. She didn't enjoy riding him piggy back it at all.

Anonymous said...

Do you have the exact url for this photo, britpopbaby? I want to torture myself...uh, I mean enjoy it (read: Jake) at a larger size, if it exists. It's a pretty cute picture overall; I'd rather see a fan or Kerry supporter straddling him than, well, I'm a reasonable woman, I think. I *love* your blog, btw, and check in daily. I think Jake would enjoy the good-naturedness of it and of course the funny. Keep fighting the good fight or something. :)

britpopbaby said...

I'll try and find the url but thats the biggest the picture was anyways and thanks for the love!

Lauren (407) said...

*dies* why aren't I that girl?

Anonymous said...

Isn't that Jenny Lewis? They used to date.

Anonymous said...

OMG
you have to admit we all envy this girl
HATECHU

Karyney said...

Seriously, WHO is that chick, and WHY does she think she can ride my boyfriend like that?!?!?!?

debaser said...

UMMM.....NO.

britpopbaby said...

I don't think it's Jenny Lewis. I think it's just some random who needs to get off our Jake!

britpopbaby said...

I did some research and I could only find her referred to as 'freshman female'. Apparently Jake was carrying her off to vote - is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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