I'm going to retire to my boudoir now but I have to give a "special mention" to Jake Watch 's lawyer, joycedavenport for finding this article:
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN star Jake Gyllenhaal says the way to a woman's heart is to cook her a romantic dinner - or to do a STRIPTEASE.
He told Bravo magazine: "If I meet somebody, I always show her my real face straight away.
"Fresh produce is the most important ingredient when you try to win a woman's heart.
"Only then does cooking for two become an intimate pleasure.
"I'd cook loads of pasta, tasty vegetables and lamb's lettuce with tomatoes."
However, he added: "If I could impress her with a striptease, I would."
For the love of all things holy...