Friday, April 06, 2007

JAKE, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS!

So now even People are reporting that Jake and Reese are doing the horizontal mambo...and also creepily adding that Jake is 'very into kids'. Now look, lets not get carried away here. Jake, if you want to get some publicity and guarantee your appearance in every tabloid magazine in the world, there is an easier way. It's called...
...wet and naked in public. Simple. If you want us to take over the PR gig, just say.

28 comments:

frances said...

i don't know what to make of the jake 'n reese rumours. all i hope at this moment is that jake & family as well as reese & family do not have it this harsh as i perceive it is on them.

i fear they cannot put a foot out of their homes without being asked mean, disrespectful questions.

especially for jake... one day he is gay, next day he is w a hollywood leading lady. so potentially he is exposed to homophobic people, to any leading ladies' fans and to god knows who.

i hope it does not get out of control. not this time and not if jake ever ended up announcing his engagement to whoever or saying he is gay.

does it make a difference at all? for us it shouldn't. never.

cina said...

That is like... yeah... *THUD*

cina said...
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call me cherita said...

BPB, Jake is, well, Jake...but you are the sunshine of my life.

And that photo is...guh.

Yeah. Back to work!

theshowerlady said...

FINALLY!! Oh, BPB!!! have I told you lately that I love you??? This is exactly what I live for!!! Totally!!! I know Jake would never date for the sake of publicity. He isn't made that way. The one sure way to keep him in the public eye, the one absolutely certain way to make him totally addictive,unforgettable and in huge demand is by exposing
that beautiful body, with that delicious treasure trail,those arms, that face, the hair...well you know...and the make it all WET. Yesssss!

Nothing Really Matters said...

Do you think Jake will have a pice of this Pussy??

KayDee said...

^^^ *groan* :D

Carla said...

With all that bullshit going on like rumours abbout Jake & Reese, paparazzi pictures yes or no, PerezHilton, rumours, tabloids and riots at IHJ message board I really needed a reminder WHY I am here.....
Thanks for that BPB.....

Anonymous said...

this JG - RW story is getting reaaly boring and made fans angry.
Does PR really think fans are so idiot?

Anonymous said...

We really don't know, do we! I'm in Jake's corner. I have a "no matter what" thing for him. If he's happy that's good enuf for me.
That pic is one of my most favorites, BPB!!! Thank you for my early Easter Present!

Anonymous said...

(Vx3 here)

Hoooooraaaaaay! It's almost surfing season! :-)

The Bearded Lady said...
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theshowerlady said...

Absolutely right Veeveevee! I love this time of year! We will have months of not very many clothes. Not bulky sweaters or coats or hoodies. I'm hoping Jake will want to read scripts ...at the beach!

Anonymous said...

^^ the boy is an expert at being multi-fuctional....think he can surf and read a script at the same time? All the while looking YUMMY!? I say YES!

Anonymous said...

Isn't it funny how celebrities date or marry other celebrities? A radio DJ brought this up, said that Hollywood/Celebrity types seem to have an interesting habit of "dating their own kind". Said it was because it's safe for the celebrities.

Very rarely do we know of celebrities marrying non-celebrities.

Anonymous said...

"Does PR really think fans are so idiot?"

Haven't you heard? We are idiots! Mindless sheep. It's just easier that way.

I, for one, would LOVE to see the BPB and PG pr campaign! :D

Anonymous said...

OT but NOT: Jimmy Kimmel, the late night talk show comedian, guest hosted Larry King Live, on CNN, last night and had two paparazzi on with a PR guy and an attorney and he also interviewed that seriously crazy girl who runs Gawker Stalker. (She is repulsive, seriously rotten.) He also interviewed the guy who used to date Lance Bass about Perez Hilton. I was impressed. Kimmel pulled no punches and I got to see what these guys are like. They really don't give a damn! They are animals. Have no sense of basic decency.Devil's spawn!!! Anyway, he asked the lawyer, Mark Garagos, why these website gossip bloggers aren't sued and Garagos said even tho what they say and do is libelous, their is no point in suing people who have no money bcz they just shut down the site, disappear and morph into something else...like a virus. I don't agree with him. I think these ppl are sue-able. And shutting down their websites is a good thing.

theshowerlady said...

Oops. It's theshowerlady at 2:05 PM. Sorry.

only1annabel said...

That picture is the one I was chatting about some weeks ago as being Heat's "Torso of the week" now we can all enjoy it! I'm meant to be writing my dissertation but due to photos like this get very little writing done!
As for Jake and Reese...who knows!

kokodee said...

TBL thank you so much for that. Is there a link to the interview?
That would be quite interesting to watch, as I have always had a few questions about how and why these sites don't get sued, even if the put up disclaimer notices.

AlinaGyllenhaal said...

as I got up my thud, I have to say that I don't believe 'bout thos rumors. Anywaaaay, people, Riiz's seeking for a really mature man, I can see it in her eyes! Not for Jake's not mature, but she already had pretty young actor, so she's not that stupid! NO DOUBT!

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:15 AM here. I just don't think the rumors are important. Either they are or they're not. Time will tell.It sure won't change my "relationship" with Jake! LOL!!!
I don't think Jake's a big homebody ALL the time. I think he goes out to concerts, plays, occasionally clubs, certainly out to eat. Seems like Reese & Ryan seldom went out anywhere together. Just him partying with his buddies. Maybe now she can laugh and enjoy herself with someone who's more considerate.

Anonymous said...

Hummm, I just can't see these two together...

...alas as someone already said last week Jakey was a big homo, etc etc!!

If Jake's happy then I guess it's all good, but generally speaking I think he would be happiest with me on his arm!! he-he!

I love this blog by the way!! you rock BPB!

much love Nicky (I don't have an ID on blogger)

heddaparsons said...

As far as Jake and Resse are concerned, I will believe it when I see pictures or hear a confirmation from either them or their "People", otherwise it's just a rumor.

I hope evryone has a Happy Holiday this weekend!

'haunted_by_bbm' said...

"...that beautiful body, with that delicious treasure trail, those arms, that face, the hair...well you know...and the make it all WET. Yesssss!"

OMFG! Don't ya wanna just grab on and pull those the rest of the way down! You're killin me here. ;)
Shit. Sorry.
(embarrassed face...sorta) ;)
hehehe

'h_by_bbm'

theshowerlady said...

"OMFG! Don't ya wanna just grab on and pull those the rest of the way down!"

Of course I would!!! Only one thing better would be for him to do it! Gotta go take my meds now.

phoebe said...

OMFG!

*dead*

Joshua Muller said...

huge fan of jake. follow me on twitter, instant follow back. @joshuamullerr
or
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