What would Jacob, gentle naive soul that he is, possibly find of interest with such a Latino love scrumpet! She looks likes she could could eat him for breakfast, brunch, lunch and afternoon iced teas! No this simply won't do. I'm not having that chaste cherub trapped in a web of sensual mischief and hot chicken-filled fajita South of the border lovin'. What do you mean she's not Mexican?
And in the infamous words of Mrs Livingston, 'She seems mighty proud of those boobies'.
I'm not even going to start on him for wearing nothing but a woollen and cap in that London climate!