Thursday, February 22, 2007

ANOTHER SAD DAY...

...here at the Jake Watch Headquarters. We were sorting through some stuff in britpopbaby's office today and came across this:

Jake's Official Schedule. britpopbaby and Prophecy Girl always did such a professional job of keeping him informed on where he needed to be...class acts, those two. Too bad they were kidnapped and all that. We'd better work on getting a copy to Jake before he misses something important.

35 comments:

smurfette said...

nice! i was just thinking about how i need to figure out and jot down jake's upcoming promo schedule so as not to miss anything, and as usual, JW steps up and does all the hard work for me! btw, why are all the times in "central time"? it's all about the east coast, no? the daily show is at 8pm ET!

Anonymous said...

This reminds me. We really need to try harder to help find BPB and PG. I've been busy watching Jake on YouTube and watching the lacquer dry on my fingernails. I did do my laundry and change the bedding a couple of weeks ago....was thinking of doing that again soon...I am urgently concerned about the girls...truly.Said as much to Daniel Radcliffe last night after Equus. (No worries there, Jake!)
I had heard a rumor that someone looking suspiciously like BPB had been sighted in Marrakesh. This was yesterday. Wednesday. Seems Jake was accompanied back to Morocco by an unidentified female.
Makes me wonder. If Jake is coming stateside in a minute, and he then returns to Morocco with another unidentified female (American)does that mean that Jake is implicated? Is there any truth to the rumor that Jake called Tony Blair and asked that British troops be redeployed from Iraq and sent to help search for BPB???

Anonymous said...

^^ :-)

Number Six said...

why are all the times in "central time"?

I would suspect PG had something to do with that. She was always championing her own time zone before she was whisked away. So sad...

anon 3.25, I can neither confirm nor deny anything you have heard.

cina said...

Jake at the NASTIE Awards! LOL! ;p

nice anonymous said...

And after that, Jake has English class. And after that, his weekly tutorial on Eastern spirituality.

[Reminds me of my long-ago class schedules, just as neatly plotted.]

Where's Jake's "me time"? You are slave drivers, aren't you?

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:10, what do those symbols mean, taken together? Are they a secret code, a typo or just cyber-art?

Anonymous said...

They could be A and C I guess - just commenting on a very amusing post! ;-)

j01560403 said...

What kind of freakin' Agents are we, that we cannot rescue our very own leaders???? Yeah I am talkin' to all of us, and I include myself in this sorry assemblage. Well it's not like I haven't tried to rally ever'one. I tried The Shirt, I tried to expose Number Six for what he really is, nothing has worked so far. I am out of ideas, can you please call me when y'all are ready to make a move? sheesh!! It has been over a month now, and His Tastiness Week starts in four days!!!

veeveevee said...

You forgot to put March 3rd on there: "Go to Veeveevee's house. Bring whipped cream."

Anonymous said...

I have a feeling we will not find them unless they want to be found!!! Really, really, want it with all their hearts. If you want to be found, put the red shoes on, close your eyes and click your heels three times, saying, " There's no place like home...there's no place like home..."

Katie said...

Hi everyone - just wanted to say hello before going off to LA tomorrow - wish me luck on my mission!!

Anonymous said...

GOOD LUCK KATIE!!!!!!!

and don't forget while you're there to hit the Coffee Bean on Larchmont, Sprinkles in Beverly Hills and anywhere on Melrose ave - especially the Urth Cafe!

cina said...

Oh Katie! GOOD LUCK!!! Wish you a safe trip and a VERY nice stay in LA! I'll keep my fingers crossed for all three of you! :)

Anonymous said...

I read that he like to hang out at Winstons on Santa Monica Blvd too! Industry types hang there: actors, directors, agents, etc.

Carla said...

Good luck, Kate!!

I wish you a wonderful week and keep my fingers crossed for you and the other two girls - and I hope the LA sighting of Jake was real....you know the places...

And we are all hopefully waiting for some reports....

Anonymous said...

OMG! Katie!!! Oscar Weekend! Be sure to hang out in bars,lobbies of hotels on Saturday and Monday!Take lots of surreptitious pictures.My concern: We have no indication Jake's going to be at Oscars, he isn't presenting that we know of so he won't attend the Oscars. He may be in town to attend the after parties, especially Paramount/Universal and Vanity Fair. (stakeout info.) But the thing is, he is going to be in New York for all the media stuff. So either he flew directly to California, and may even be arriving there the same time as our own Kate, after which he will fly out to NYC, preliminary to returning to Morocco, OR (takes deep breath), he will not be in CA at all and will only be NYC and then leave and there will be a NYC as well as a CA/LA premiere. BTW: Warners is distributing ZODIAC in Europe. If you want to get a firm date on the UK opening/premiere, contact them. Raise hell if you must. Let them know we are here!

phoebe said...

Good luck, Katie!! You're going to have an awesome time!! :D

Anonymous said...

No Jake in LA....after flying to NY next week for media events he's back to Morocco to continue filming. He won't even be at the LA Premier next week.

ncwoman said...

veeveevee said...
"You forgot to put March 3rd on there: "Go to Veeveevee's house. Bring whipped cream."

LOLOL!!! Hmmmm...hey vee, maybe I can bring the chocolate and strawberries and we'll have a menage with our darling?? In his wildest dreams!!

Oh and Katie....safe trip sweetie and have fun with dani and PG!!

Anonymous said...

Personally I think times should always be listed in "Central Time." It only makes sense to use the time zone in the middle of everything. Besides, it's my time zone too, then I don't get mixed up.

Too bad about "britpopbaby" and "prophecy girl." (Frankly I am doubting those are their "real" names.)

Jake is no doubt on double-security watch due to his many public appearances - and aren't we grateful for that! Obviously britpopbaby and prophecy girl are involved in a covert mission to watch Jake's ass *ahem* -- a covert mission to bodily protect Jake's entire body. If we keep trying to "find them" we may inadvertently blow their cover. If their cover is blown, pbp and pg will be forced to break open their false molars with the cyanide - then it will be sayonara!bitches faster than you can say "You Only Live Twice."

A.Nonnie

Anonymous said...

No Jake in LA....after flying to NY next week for media events he's back to Morocco to continue filming. He won't even be at the LA Premier next week.

Hey, anon. Could you verify this please??

Number Six said...

^^^ Sorry that was me. Delayed reaction. I just don't want to cause hysteria without just cause.

Dumbo said...

That is a top notch professional job. The computer skills of this blog getting better all the time. So jealous, but thankful for those great reminders.

Anonymous said...

Then you are saying there's no reason to even watch the Oscars or the red carpet coverage or the after parties coverage!!!Nada.How can you be so certain??And if Jake is in NYC, why can't they do a premiere there? They do the East coast/West Coast thing for other movies. I know this isn't LOTR or Harry Potter, but still...OK. If Katie gets a chance, PLZ: get RDJ and Mark RUffalo to tell you everything they can think of about Jake. If they offer you his cell phone number don't refuse it...Well at first, but then accept it.

S4M985 said...

Ive never wished more that i lived in america for a few weeks! How cool is this Jake week going to be, and good luck to everyone who might be in a place that jake might be... I hope you all get what your dreaming of! Thanks for the schedule, can we have one for when the when ppl outside of America (or maybe UK) will get to see this stuff? hehe

veeveevee said...

Katie, you're probably on your way, but may you have the luck you did at the BAFTAs and be able to see/greet Jake again (along with PG and Dani!)

We can't wait to hear all about it!

Anonymous said...

Well, we do know when he'll be in NYC. And he will be there for three or four days. And we know where they tape TDS and David Letterman and Conan. And we should have enuf agents in the area of Midtown Manhattan to put on their JW t-shirts, get their drool cups and get into position!!!! There's no official red carpet, no queu, no "pen" but there is Jake. And there's those places he likes to go like Pastis, or Butter or Spotted Pig or whatever!

veeveevee said...

DAMN how that sucks that I was there 15 days ago and not now.

C.R.A.P.!

heddaparsons said...

I'm debating on leaving work early on Monday to lurk around the Letterman studio for taping. Conan tapes in the same building as SNL, not sure where TDS is taped, Better checked that one out. I haven't done anything like this in a while, not since the days of the Daytime Emmys so i'm a little rusty!

cina said...

Damn, I wish I could be there to lurk around with you hedda...! *jealous*

heddaparsons said...

Hey!
Jake's appearence next week will have to be updated. He will be doing TRL/MTV on 2/27, Good Morning America on 2/28, CBS this morning on 3/2 and the Saturday editin of the Today show on 3/3 and SNL is repeating his appearence on Saturday. The only day he isn't doing anythin is 3/1, the L.A. premiere of Zodiac, but do you think that he would fly to L.A. for that and fly back to NY? It's odd that all of his apperarences are in NY.

Number Six said...

^^^ The schedule's a little crowded so I left SNL off. It is now updated to be as accurate as we can make it...which is pretty accurate. And that's going to disappoint some people, but there's nothing to be done about it.

Number Six said...

^^^ Wow, that was cryptic. What I should say is that what is or isn't on this schedule is 100% official, although we can't discuss it any further than that.

Agnes said...

Late good luck wishes from Agent Agnes... You GO GIRL ;)