Saturday, January 27, 2007

JAKE TRIES STALKING; SHOWS LACK OF PROFESSIONALISM

And it was all captured on tape (click here or here)! Watch (listen) as he plays a harmonica and then claims to have removed his shirt during his last appearance on "The Ellen Degeneres Show." (See evidence below as to the extent of his disrobing.) Jake, Jake, Jake. Three messages? Faulty claims of nudity? It's a good thing you have an entire agency of professionally trained stalkers readily at your disposal for pointers...

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Special thanks to veeveevee.

Picture courtesy of IHJ.

61 comments:

Bitka said...

I have to admit, though, he does have the slightly deranged stalker look going on in that pic.

veeveevee said...

Oh, Jake...leading us on like that!

Although I will admit...a naked Jake shoulder is better than no naked part of Jake at all - am I right?

Maybe next time he's on the show (perhaps for Zodiac?), Ellen can talk him into putting his money where his mouth is (i.e., taking his shirt off the WHOLE way!!!) :D

veeveevee said...
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veeveevee said...

Oh, and may I add...that screen capture just moved into my "Favorite Jake Pictures EVER" file!!!

veeveevee said...
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veeveevee said...

BTW, those two deleted comments are mine. Blogger was hiccupping, and double-posted each time. Sorry!

get real said...

OMG, Jake was seriously sexy voiced and adorable on Ellen!! Love him!

Thanks so much for the links.

Also, accoding to IHJ, via USA Today's blog, Jake got his thumb injury from cutting parsley and is now in Morocco for Rendition.

Who's off to Morocco?
Will Keck reports on Saturday's Producers Guild Awards here, including Grey's Anatomy's Shonda Rhimes saying it wasn't an easy week to be a producer.

But Will also says that Al Gore, who picked up an award for An Inconvenient Truth, told this story: “When my college roommate, Tommy Lee Jones, got an Oscar (for The Fugitive in 1994), I tried to call him from Air Force 2, but I couldn’t get through backstage because the person manning the phone wouldn’t believe it was me.”

And presenter Jake Gyllenhaal was sporting a bandaged thumb, the result of slicing parsley earlier in the day. Gyllenhaal was set to jet off to Morocco on Sunday, where he’ll remain for five months shooting the political thriller, Rendition.

anonymous blonde said...

I'm willing to cut him a little slack regarding his apparent poor stalking technique....... he's so used to being the object of adoration, not the pursuer.

More importantly.... that voice! Had no idea he could sound that, um, dark and erotic. Like I really needed one more thing to love about him.

What a shameless tease he is..... letting us know he's in bed.......

get real said...

Damn Blogger! Here is the correct link to the USA Today article.

cfitz said...

What on earth are we going to do for 5 months? Please tell me there are North African agents at the ready.

smurfette said...

get real, ur such a source of quick news, thanks! so i guess no jake at the sags, since he's jetting off to morocco sunday. 5 months! that's crazy-- most movies only take 3-4 months total, no? donnie darko only took 28 shooting days? sounds like a huge project

Anonymous said...

Five months in Morocco! Does that mean we will be deprived of seeing Jake out on the promotion circuit for "Zodiac." I was so looking forward to seeing him on Jay or David Letterman or any talk show for that matter. I'm so disappointed.

veeveevee said...

FIVE MONTHS????? Five MONTHS?!?!?!?

As in 30 days each of FIVE MONTHS?!?!?

I don't think that I am prepared to deal with A FIVE MONTH LACK OF JAKE!!!

*breathe, breathe*

We agents are trained to deal with emergencies like this...just take a deep breath.

Oh man...I really hope that he comes back often for visits!

get real said...

I am sure there will be breaks and time to promote Zodiac. My feeling is we will see him at the Oscars at the end of February and since Zodiac opens the week after in the US, I would think he would do Leno and then Letterman, hopefully Daily Show and Conan.

And for a big international movie, five months isn't unusual nowadays.

And your welcome Smurfette, but like most times I got the info from IHJ. :)

Anonymous said...

Didn't we just see pictures of Jake running in those shorts with spandex leggings??? I can't help but think he hasn't yet left for Morocco and maybe he will leave after SAG...And while the crew might be there for five months, maybe Jake won't have to be there the whole time and they do sometimes break for awards stuff. I'm still hoping to see him at Oscars and BAFTA...Morocco isn't at the end of the world after all! It's just across the way from France, Italy, Spain, Portugal...or there abouts, eh? I must say. His telephone voice on Ellen gave me goose bumps!!! Can you imagine some one like that calling you like, three times in a row, and growling "pick up the phone. I know you're there!" I would melt into a puddle.

Anonymous said...

7:08 AM, actually those Jake running in spandex are from before the Producer's Guild awards, which the USA Today article was written about. I do agree that Morocco isn't the end of the earth and he could get to the BAFTA's and the Oscars. I do think and hope they do get some breaks in filming and he can do some Zodiac promotion.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, I'm not sure if Jake's taking off to Morocco just yet...according to my dad, who's in charge of running the award shows that take place at his hotel, Jake's on the guest list to attend the Director's Guild Awards next Saturday.

Girl Friday said...

As in 30 days each of FIVE MONTHS?!?!?

Haha! I'm sure he won't be needed on set the entire five months. While he'll probably spend the majority of his time there, they'll have their dark days which he can use to drop in to the US occasionally.

Whether or not you'll know when he does, is a horse of a different color.

cina said...

Would you let me blow your harmonica Jake?

S4M985 said...

hes teasing us again!!!

dammit did he have to say he was in bed. Dammit!!! i dont think i can handle this teasing, it wouldnt be so bad if i was in bed with him but im not, so please stop it jake!

Anonymous said...

In bed playing his harmonica...yeah. The guy is incorrigible!I wonder if his harmonica has a special name????
Jake's humor is SO subtle. And he had that certain tone...the one that reminds me of that scene in Donnie Darko...where he was talking about Christina Applegate...

Anonymous said...

He does look deranged in that photo! Playing his harmonica, hee!!

Re: Morocco, Five months does sound like a long time but you have to remember that could also mean shooting in S. Africa as well. And as far as I can tell they only filmed in L.A. and DC in November and early Dec. and the film has been on hold since then so they have quite a bit of filming to do. He probably has an out to do promo stuff for Zodiac at the end of February, I hope.

nice anonymous said...

Has Jake been representing the "Brokeback Mountain" folks in passing the torch to this year's guild winners? If he is appearing at the Director's Guild, that will be great: More pictures of Jake in a tuxedo. (Now on my wish list: A picture of Jake with Martin Scorsese -- that would be two of the greatest pairs of eyebrows in the film industry.) I can't imagine he wouldn't be out there promoting "Zodiac." Unless the expectations for the film have been considerably reduced. I really hope not. :-P

nice anonymous said...

VeeX3, I agree about this screen capture being among my favorite pictures. (Imagine putting your hand where he's got his own hand ... Jesus God ...I'm fanning myself.)

perfectscore_goldstar said...

Either #6 is one the JakeWatch myspace page or the person who breached JW security has tempted BPB or PG with gin and they gave up the password ...

Anonymous said...

I seriously love this video. Jake's voice is all sexy...mmmm. So freaking cute!!

Anonymous said...

I would think that Ang Lee would be at the Directors Guild awards since he won last year and it's tradition that the previous winner gives out the award. The Anon poster said that Jake was listed as a guest, not a presenter unless it's the same thing.

cina said...

Ooooh, a new banner again! :)

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Anonymous said...

I actually liked the 1st banner, it fit better with the Jake Watch theme. This is cute, but I can't tell if he is singing into a microphone or his hand! The background is a bit too clean unless you plan on adding background like a few Jake agents like the previous banners.

Anonymous said...

Cina, did he used that voice to say "Easy, easy"?

i can't get it out of my head ... ;)

Anonymous said...

i prefer the new banner. i hated jake in brown suit. bleurgh

elusivemiss said...

No 6 - I like the picture of Jake with the fuschia gun and the font like this:
www[floral graphic]
jakewatch
[floral graphic]com

:o)

I also think the new banner is a bit too spare... I liked the blue background in the previous one.

cina said...

Cina, did he used that voice to say "Easy, easy"?

i can't get it out of my head ... ;)


Actually, it was more of a hot, sexy whisper in my ear...

*thud*

Anonymous said...

*double thud*

perfectscore_goldstar said...

Good Lord ! Agents are thudding all over the place !!! ;)

Anonymous said...

Good Lord ! Agents are thudding all over the place !!! ;)

and they have a very good reason to thud. just imagine jake in The-Shirt-That-Crowds-This-Agent's-Dreams (the shirt is supplied by my own overheated imagination)whispering "Easy, easy" in your ear while you ravish him...

*Triple Thud*

Anonymous said...

why did it stop showing my agently avatar?!

Anonymous said...

damn! The blogger is playing tricks with my mind!

Anonymous said...

why did it stop showing my agently avatar?!

cina said...

Good Lord ! Agents are thudding all over the place !!! ;)

LOL!! And all because of my *innocent* little dream... ;)

Anonymous said...

That phone skit was great. Watched it 3 times with a big smile on my face.

Anonymous said...

OT: Jarhead is airing on HBO tonight!

veeveevee said...

I miss the little agents on the banner - could we get some of those?

Oh, and how to make an agent "thud":

- Take one Jake in THE SHIRT
- Have that Jake remove THE SHIRT
- Lean that Jake closecloseclose to the agent
- Jake whispers, "Easy, easy" in that agent's ear...

*THUD*

Anonymous said...

OT: Don't know if anything will come of this. Jake had so many movies that were rumored.


http://mogulmovies.blogspot.com/2007/01/january-28-movies-released-1-dark-omens.html

Movies in Development:

SAVING SAMANTHA MOSS: First screenplay by newcomer writer Ted Froats. A dark story dealing with kidnappers and crime that will probably be starred by Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman.

cina said...

Oh god, I would LOVE to see Jake and Natalie Portman in the same movie! Let's keep our fingers crossed for this one to really happen! Thanks hedda! :)

Anonymous said...

TV Spot for Zodiac (Trailer)

http://www.iklipz.com/MovieDetail.aspx?MovieID=860e9ef9-3ec6-4a61-b49c-df31f261dad2

cina said...

The TV-spot gives a more "serious" and thrilling impression than the original trailer. That's good.

Anonymous said...

Jake & Natalie in a MOVIE???Together????Yesssss!!!

Anonymous said...

Hedda, thanks for the link but it looks like those movie premises are just the bloggers ideas, not a real script or cast. I do hope we hear of Jake being in more movies soon though.

Anonymous said...

why does he look like he's been used and abused...but enjoyed it?

Anonymous said...

he sounds hungover in the clip.

Anonymous said...

^^ Well, he sounds sexy to me. ;)

Anonymous said...

"A dark story dealing with kidnappers and crime that will probably be starred by Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman."

This has a spooky similarity to what is going on in Jake Watch world!

Anonymous said...

4:38PM: Yeah, I went back to the site and realized that it was the bloggers idea/wish list. Sigh. I was just thinking back to the rumors last year of the new Indiana Jones movie and how Jake and Natalie's name was attched to it. Then Lucas decided he didn't like the script and then the film was scrapped. Now I hear it's on again with a new script but Jake and Natalie's names are not attached to it so far. Oh well.

cina said...

Aww that's too bad. :(

Anonymous said...

Oh, and how to make an agent "thud":

- Take one Jake in THE SHIRT
- Have that Jake remove THE SHIRT
- Lean that Jake closecloseclose to the agent
- Jake whispers, "Easy, easy" in that agent's ear...


well, as far as this agent is concerned, you don't even have to remove The Shirt. in fact, you only need to mention it to make kaydee drool all over my keyboard (like the pavlov's dog):D

city girl said...

Jake, my birthday is in few months please please call me from your bed in your sexy voice and wish me a happy birthday. PLEASE PLEASE JAKE ME OUT JAKE!!!!! I'M SO AVAILABLE :)

How cute and sexy of Jake to call into Ellen on her birthday? I have it on tape because I tape Ellen everyday and what a wonderful surprise when I watched it.

Jake never cease to amaze me.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, this is Ted Froats, the "newcomer writer" for the movie you all mentioned with Jake and Natalie Portman. Just googling my own name and found this site. Glad to see you guys got all pumped up, since I hope that it might actually happen some day...but for now, I'm sorry to disapoint. The site you saw it on is just an online version of the game Hollywood Mogul 3. (www.hollywood-mogul.com)