Thursday, January 04, 2007

FOOD SHOPPING! MINUS BIKES AND LYCRA! HOLY GOD!

Lackey: Jake, are you going to help me carry these bags?
Jake: Nope. Please understand it takes all my effort to look this cool.

Agents, Jake is looking so ice cold at the moment he needs his own theme music to follow him round wherever he goes.

More pics at our homies crib, IHJ.com.

80 comments:

smurfette said...

yeah, jake's too busy looking hot and saving fires to carry groceries. too bad we can't see the skeleton shirt underneath =P.

lol at the herbs/new pet. maybe it's one of those chia herb plants?

Anonymous said...

New pet, ha, ha!! Glad to see Chris hanging with Jake in L.A. but I think that Chris did the shopping and therefore he is carrying the groceries???

Anonymous said...

Is it really that cold in LA? I mean. In the Midwest US it was in the 46 -51 degree range yesterday and the neighbors were sunning themselves in the buff! And when it gets really cold we have ppl who make holes in the ice so the can swim. We are hardier folk. Are Californians that delicate?

Agent Krycek said...

Jake can't carry anything, he has to leave his hands free at all times, just in case of any nearby emergency that needs Firefighter!Jake to spring into immediate action and whip out his hose.

(Sorry, blame purile British sense of humour)

cina said...

Ah come on Jake, you're such a weakling! Where's that Viking blood we know you have in you, huh?! Chilly my ass..! *pfft*

phoebe said...

"New pet" - OMG that made me laugh so hard!!

Aah, Jakey, you DO look cool, dontcha?! :) And if you're feeling a bit cold, come here and I'll warm you up real nice. ;) *evil grin*

Anonymous said...

Neither one looks too happy. Well I hope they were able to whip up a tasty meal to forget the nasty stalkarazzi!

cina said...

Oh, I'm sorry Jake! You're cool, not cold! Ahh, my bad. ;)

veeveevee said...
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veeveevee said...

Chris can carry all the bags (pets?) he wants.

I volunteer to follow Jake around and provide that cool theme music he so desperately needs! (Of course, I'll have to hum, as I can't play an instrument...)

ncwoman said...

Anyone else having trouble logging in at IHJ? Keeps accepting my username and password, then when I click on the pics it kicks me back out and says I have to register.

And who is Chris?

cina said...

Chris is Chris Fisher, Jake's childhood friend who lives in NY.

britpopbaby said...

Chris is Jake's friends, the man in the picture. Although I don't like to acknowledge his name because I don't know how we know it. That is kinda creepy to me.

cina said...

Yeah - how do we know it really??

Anonymous said...

Seeing Jake like this, why am I thinkin' the Theme from Rocky???Ewww!
I feel uncomfortable, bcz he's not a celeb and all the public attention seems awfully intrusive. Creeps me out for him.

britpopbaby said...

Favour!

Can everyone just Google 'Jake Gyllenhaal' and tell me what page it comes up on? Ta!

(because I just did it and it came up on the first page which is waaay exciting for me and PG. Probably more exciting than it should be).

britpopbaby said...

Sorry, that should be Google 'Jake Gyllenhaal' and tell me what page 'Jake Watch' comes up on!

cina said...

Second page for me.

ncwoman said...

Chris is Chris Fisher, Jake's...friend

Thanks, Cina and Brit!

JW comes up as the last entry on page 2 for me.

Guess no one else is having trouble logging into IHJ.

veeveevee said...

Second to last one on the second page.

But I'm outraged...how is it that jakegyllenhaalfan.com comes up on the first page when it hasn't been updated since July of 2005??

Totally unfair!

Prophecy Girl said...

^^^ I can't either. :(

Dude, how did you get the first page and we're getting the second (third from the bottom)? I go with brits' answer. We're moving up in the world!

And yeah, I'm a little weirded out that I know Chris's name though I honestly don't know where I picked it up. The internet can be very creepy.

On topic, Jake rocks the Unabomber look like no one else.

Kendra said...

Jake Watch comes up in the 4th page for me, but it's Spanish Google I use.

Prophecy Girl said...

My ^^^ were for IHJ. I should just stop using them...

Anonymous said...

His lackey/assistant/slave/unsuspecting stranger who just wanted to get close enough to see him is kinda hot.

But Jakey's outfit is horrible. Honey, if you can pay someone to carry your groceries, you can pay someone to dress you. I'm totally available for the job.

penny lane said...

Jake Watch appears on page 2 here.
For those who cannot access the picture section on IHJ after registration, you should delete your cookies first and then try again.

hedda parsons said...

Jake Watch comes up on pg. 2 when I google but if you type in Jake's name, click on news and scroll down to search all blogs, Jake wastch is the only Jake blog that pops up!

nice anonymous said...

When I google Jake's name with quotation marks around it, Jake Watch appears as the last entry on the second page.

C'mon, Jake Watch -- you can beat that virtual "Jake paper doll" Web site. (That's at the top of p. 2, for me.)

Agnes said...

The second page (third from the bottom).

ncwoman said...

Okay, I got into IHJ. I've had that account for a while, first time I've had trouble getting in. You were right, Penny Lane, I cleared my cookies and temp internet files, rebooted, and afterwards got right in. Musta been one of those weird computer glitch thingies...there are some beautiful pics of Jake attending the Proof premiere with Sir Anthony Hopkins, BTW...

Dumbo said...

Second page third from the bottom for me too.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Dude i have a grey hoodie! A JW at that!

Nothing Really Matters said...

If i use google i get JW on the first page right at the bottom! Google knows who i am bitches!

Agnes said...

^^^ LOL

veeveevee said...

^^You must really know people!

What power! ;-)

Anonymous said...

JW is the last listing on the second page. Just below people.com and aol.com. on mine.

smurfette said...

poor chris, these pics are showing up all over the internet. and yeah, creepily, almost everyone seems to know him by name! i don't even remember when/how i found out myself...

but next to JW's new pet comment, the gilded moose seems to have the funniest take on the pics. http://thegildedmoose.blogspot.com/
2007/01/tragedy-jake-gyllenhaal-forced-to-ride.html

oh yeah, heads up maggie fans, she'll be on jimmy kimmel tonight. still sad she got snubbed for the SAG awards though...

Shaken, not stirred said...

Poor Chris is right. It's on Towerload and Mollywood.com has all of his personal information posted as well. And correct me if i'm wrong but with all the ton of pap pics of Jake and Chris in N.Y., they never went beyond Jake's online fandom, now all of a sudden now that Chris is in L.A. Perez and everyone else are posting them. It's not right.

BTW, JW comes up on page 2 if I google.

nice anonymous said...

Yeah, doesn't it suck about Maggie not getting a SAG nomination? I thought for sure they'd recognize in some way that she had a big year, preferably by rewarding her with a nomination for her work in "Sherrybaby."

Also, I confess I've been speculating about something very, very private about our Jake...

his true preferences ...

that he'd never discuss with anyone ...

... since it's such an intimate issue & also related to his acting career.

I speak, of course, of the Academy Award nomination ballot for acting and best picture that he's presently filling out.

Who would Jake vote for, do you think? Aside from Sis?

Anonymous said...

Wonder if he and Heath have some responsibilities attached to having become officially, members of "the academy?" I mean what does membership entail? Maybe the academy can void the BP award for 2006 and call for a revote excluding anyone who knows anyone who appeared in "The Movie That Shall Not Be Named." LOL!!!

It doesn't matter whether the damned gossip blogs know his name or not. He's not a damned celebrity and he ought to sue the vultures who camp out in front of his apartment 24/7.

cina said...

They've added some new photos of Jake on the Zodiac site here

There are at least a couple I haven't seen before.

nice anonymous said...

I just saw that Jake will be presenting at the Golden Globes.

britpopbaby said...

We must be on UK Google NRM! The UK always picks up on these trends first. Remember Donnie Darko?

nice anonymous said...

Which means he'll be on TV.

http://www.hfpa.org/

Golden Globes televised on Jan. 15th from the Beverly Hills Hotel.
8 PM Eastern Standard Time on NBC

Jake in a tux is always an inspiring sight.

After blowing them off last year, he'll be showing up. But Maggie's nominated, of course, so maybe they'll be at a table together?

cina said...
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cina said...

But Maggie's nominated, of course, so maybe they'll be at a table together?

Most likely. :)

Anonymous said...

He didn't blow them off, the GG blew him off as I recall. I don't think Jake was nominated for a GG. Or maybe I'm mistaken.

cina said...

^^ No he wasn't nominated. For some outrageous reason.

Nothing Really Matters said...

We must be on UK Google NRM! The UK always picks up on these trends first. Remember Donnie Darko?

Damn right sister! Is that what yours says??

Anonymous said...

google .com you are first page at bottom(outrageous!) and on google blog search right at the top!

gummybug said...
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gummybug said...

I think he's using the Burt's Bees lip balm here.

perfectscore_goldstar said...

But Jakey's outfit is horrible. Honey, if you can pay someone to carry your groceries, you can pay someone to dress you. I'm totally available for the job.

And I, of course, am available for the job to UN-dress him ! ;)

Awwww, Jake on TV on the 13th and the 15th ... what a wonderful world ! :)

Anonymous said...

I hope he wasn't coughing in this
photo.

He has to stay well for his SNL
appearence on the 13th.

Quick someone fix him some green tea with lemon and honey!

Stay Healthy Bud!

roco

dottieb said...

penny lane said...
Jake Watch appears on page 2 here.
For those who cannot access the picture section on IHJ after registration, you should delete your cookies first and then try again.

--- Not to be confused with "toss your cookies."

dottieb said...

First mention on page three.

I understand that rank is determined by the number of web pages that have a link to your page.

Anonymous said...

dottieb, if that's so why are people.com and aol.com right there at the bottom of my page 2 with JW?
You'd think those two bigtime, major league websites that simply cover the whole universe would have a kazillion links to them. JW, I think of, as intellectual, witty, stylish and definitely a comer, but not yet on the grand scale of aol.

Anonymous said...

http://www.mollygood.com/celebrities/jake-gyllenhaal/jake-gyllenhaal-volunteer-firefighter-20061228.php
"Keeper says:
I sort of have to laugh when I seen this. No offense. As Manka's lodge keeper I was privy to the events that occured. Jake WAS indeed a very big help to the events that transpired. Most of all he was there to lend support physically as well as emotionally to all of Manka's staff. It was a big deal to see him standing there assisting in this without any concern other than what the staff and owners were feeling and going through. The Gyllenhall family, including sister Maggie, her husband Peter Saarsgard and mother Naomi Foner have vacationed at Manka's on more than one occassion and have been considered friends of the lodge. Sorry there was no Jake in underwear; he was in jeans, a jacket and hat. The structure he was in was perfectly safe from the fire. His mother had stayed in the main structure of the lodge that burned and she as well as the other 7 guests were evacuated safely. Maggie and her family stayed in a unit off more than 3 blocks from the main lodge. Jake stayed to assist in the aftermath for most of the afternoon until he felt there was nothing left to do but allow us, the employees space to grieve. He is a fine man and a wonderful humanitarian. My hats off to Jake."

I found this on towleroad.com.

<3 Jake

anonymous blonde said...

when I google "jake gyllenhaal", JW is the last entry on 2nd page.

as for the grocery shopping pics, jake is looking just a little too thin for my taste..... don't misunderstand, i think he still is the hottest thing i've ever seen, but i think he looks best with just a little more meat. hopefully, they were cooking a hearty, carb laden pasta dish!

smurfette said...

speaking of snl, jake should be headed east soon for his week of rehearsals before the big day, no?

oh, and the GG will be nice this year-- jake, maggie, clooney =P (i've mostly forgiven him for winning over jake last year cuz he's way older and jake seems to like him. we won't talk about the movie that shall not be named tho heh)

Katie said...

Google 'Jake Gyllenhaal' and tell me what page 'Jake Watch' comes up on!

Page 1 for me - but of course...

Anonymous said...

on google.com JW is the first on the 2nd page.

i think the more we check it the higher it'll be :)

and my isn't jake real hollywoodie there - letting the mortal carry his food. :)

and if he's feeding that green stuff to boo, no wonder he's no longer able to show where we can see him (boo i mean)

Anonymous said...

he needs his own theme music to follow him round wherever he goes

how about this?

mpom said...

Not sure that this is my favourite look for Jake but it proves he can look wonderful in any outfit.

The caption should be:

"What every well dressed stalker will be wearing this Spring"

Too bad he can't just hang out with his friends without feeling he has to go under cover with a disguise.

cina said...

Looks like a big bunch of carrots with the leafy stuff still on to me. Perhaps Jake has gotten himself a bunny rabbit. LOL

And LOL at the music kaydee! Or... what about this? Heehee.

Anonymous said...

Cina,it's great:

Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly


yeah, i think he's so hot he's glow in the dark, light up anything and he sure is deadly.

but as far as his personal tunes are concerned, i can't get this out of my head :P

S4M985 said...

in reply to the few comments on here and other sites about this 'dress sense' i have to say i love this look. i mean i find it really hot and sexy. Just a really casual comfy look. i can imagine him cuddling up on the couch (with me)with a hot chocolate and a nice rug and the nice warm fire and... ok you get the pic. I love it i find it very very attractive. Hes so damn hot its not even funny. Most attractive being i have ever seen in my life. i love the clothes i love him, he deserves an oscar for most attractive male personality.. i think they should make a new catagory.

ok ill stop now... but i do have an excuse my boyfriend away and these pics are driving me CRAZY! i need a cold shower!

but who else agrees?! ha

Anonymous said...

Oh I agree 1000%

Anonymous said...

Jake reminds me of Donnie Darko in these pictures with the hoodie! When I google Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Watch comes up on page 2.

nice anonymous said...

The Globes apparently decided last year that Jake was a lead actor in "Brokeback Mountain," not a supporting actor -- though he was being promoted in the FYC ads through the awards season as a "supporting" actor. So, as far as the Globes were concerned, Jake competed against Heath for a nomination. As a result of a strong field last year, Jake did not make it into the final five for the Globe's lead actor in a drama category. So yeah, the Globes blew him off first, in that sense. But then Jake appeared to blow them off in return by not showing up for the Awards ceremony. (I say "appeared" because who knows, he may have been in lockdown on the "Zodiac" set.)

But this year, everything appears to have been set to rights. (I would imagine the HFPA would adore Jake, anyway. They like big stars.)

I wonder who's financing the table for the Globes? (I believe the tables must be bought -- it's a source of income for the HFPA.) Maggie's film was made by such a small entity -- they must be thrilled by the nomination but a table represents quite an expense for them, in proportion to their annual budget, compared with the really big studios & their specialty divisions. Go, Maggie! It will be so nice to see her, as always -- though I don't see Helen Mirren losing this one. (Or anything, for that matter. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Also Jake got some votes for Jarhead as well as lead, they were pushing for both last year.

cina said...

But then Jake appeared to blow them off in return by not showing up for the Awards ceremony. (I say "appeared" because who knows, he may have been in lockdown on the "Zodiac" set.)

I think Jake actually was tied up in the final days of shooting Zodiac at the time, which was the reason he didn't show up at the Golden Globes.

xenia said...

Hi everyone,

I just wanted to report that using Google Italy Jake Watch comes up on second page third from the bottom.

Ciao. L.

Anonymous said...

11:37 and 12:16 - That song has always driven me just a little bit crazy it's so sexy - with those pics set to that music, there's no hope! Nothin' like a cowboy, especially our Jake! He's just about as hot as God makes 'em. :-)

nice anonymous said...

PG, I am still smiling to myself over your "Unabomber look" remark -- have been thinking of that phrase each time I'm on the blog & look at this picture of Jake.

veeveevee said...

^^ Oh. My.

Is it hot in here???

veeveevee said...

Dang. The "^^" was for the Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy video.

I'm going to stop using those thingys, too, PG!

city girl said...

Did you guys check out all the photos in this group? IHJ has photos of him walking out of a building with the address 430 No. Bedford Dr. Beverly Hills.

This place is a Plastic Surgery office. Could I be wrong? Am I wrong? I hope I am.

Does anyone have any idea why he could be there?

I hope he does not change anything about himself. He's perfect!!!!!

cina said...

It seems to be a medical building in "general". GP's, dentists, specialists.... I hardly think Jake visited a plastic surgeon. Lord knows he doesn't need it.

Aarrghh! I feel really uncomfortable discussing his business in that building. It's off-limits. End of discussion.

Anonymous said...

I got 4th from the top on the 2nd page when I googled Jake. And it is totally creepy that we know his friend's name.

AND, I'm so excited for Saturday - Jake on SNL! I thought Zodiac was going to be my birthday present, when it was originally scheduled release on the 19th, but I will accept an early gift on the 13th!

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