Any foe of Jake is a foe of Jake Watch. Could one of these people be responsible for the loss of Jake Watch's two top agents? Let's consider the suspects:
Sir Anthony Hopkins who, despite his knightly title, once tried to drag Jake off the red carpet so he could kidnap him.
John Madden, who directed Jake in Proof and then inappropriately manhandled him in an ill-fated kidnapping attempt.
This guy, for whatever he did. And his attempted kidnapping plot.
Robert Downey, Jr., who once broke Jake's wrist while trying to kidnap him.
Dustin Hoffman, who successfully kidnapped Jake away from Susan Sarandan.
And George Clooney, because he just can't be trusted.
Only time will tell, Agents, if one of these people is responsible for the latest kidnapping tragedy. It's best to keep a weather eye just in case. Over and out.
Picture credit: IHJ.