Thursday, September 14, 2006

JAKE AND LANCE HANG OUT ON SOME STAIRS


Plume de ma tante, Rodders! When will the excitement end?

[Saucy Source]

93 comments:

mrs_dalloway said...

Could those be the stairs of my block?they sure look like those!Could it be?Oh,please,please!I'm going downstairs to ask around if a certain Sex was here..

see you said...

So, does this mean Austin is jaleous?

Green said...

A friend is an unknown concept to Perez.
Couldn't agree more with this comment!

muffin said...

absobloodylutely....but think it's a concept that isn't just alien to Perez.

Anonymous said...

When these dumb people-razzis take pictures, why can't they do something abut the red eyes! It looks like Jake's eyes are glowing in the dark! He looks...supernatural! Glad he's got a bodyguard. Is it a JW agent????

Anonymous said...

I think Perez wants to be the new Teddy Casasblanca. What a stupid clown he is.

britpopbaby said...

Er, why are we ragging on Perez? He got you Jake pictures didn't he?

cina said...

All I have to say is:

SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

*thud*

mrs_dalloway said...

Ok,nobody has seen any Sex.Guess he's still in Texas,then.Glad he's having fun.On his continent.*sigh*

phoebe said...

Ohmigod.. to be that banister.. Lucky!!

Anneka's Alias said...

Is hanging out on stairs in the dark not considered creepy in most cultures?

thesweetestone said...

why do they actually call him GyllenHO?

cina said...

I wouldn't mind ONE BIT hanging out with Jake in the dark on some random stairs. On the contrary.

*sigh*

@ thesweetestone: I can only guess it's supposed to stand for "GyllenHOMO" since Perez not so secretly wishes he was gay... I could be wrong though, but that's how I take it. *shrugs*

gin said...

Hey, look, I'm up here! Now I'm down here! Those are two guys who know how to have fun. And to think I waste my time on weekends getting drunk.

(kidding. I love Jake) :)

Anonymous said...

HO....in American is short for whore. (sorry to educate you in such trash)

cina said...

^^ OH! Thanks for clearing that up for me! My bad, I jumped to conclusions it seems. :-)

Anneka's Alias said...

Alternatively, hanging out on stairs in the dark could also be construed as dangerous. One missed step could equal disaster for poor Jake's face.

mpom said...

So they have to have bodyguards to get a night out on the town with the guys? Then they have to get to some stairway to get out of the public eye for a few minutes. The Paps find them and snap a few pics. Since when does that make someone a HO? I know these guys signed on to be in the celeb set but I am not happy to see them hounded ALL the time like this. I love to see pictures of Jake and all but I like the ones where he is pleased to have them taken far better than the ones where he is annoyed at being found. In my opinion this is not the way to treat someone you LOVE.

Girl Friday said...

He calls him GyllenHO because of all of the women he is linked with and a "ho" is what you'd call a woman who is pretty loose.

For the record, as much as I hate Perez, he has openly said that while he doesn't think Jake is gay he likes to make fun of the idea that he is.

winterbird said...

Is that a frappacino in Jake's hands again? At night????? I can imagine him going to the bar with Lance and then ask the bartender, do you have coffee?

cina said...

Boy sure likes his coffee... but I have a feeling there's something else in that glass. Something with a little alcohol in it. ;-D

heddaparsons said...

1:38 PM: I think Perez' friend took the pic, not the paps. Surprised to hear about the bodyguards though. From what I hear when Lance goes club hopping he doesn't have bodyguards!

Prophecy Girl said...

Wait, bodyguards? So now the top-notch security WE provide him with isn't enough? Jake, I'm hurt.

Dumbo said...

Too bad the pictures weren't of Jake dancing. We didn't get to see the like a prayer dance and now we miss another? I love a good pair of Jake socks, a poogle carry, and a car key/coffee balancing act. However, I like to spice it up every now and then and a Jake dance would be perfect for the mix.

Anonymous said...

Er, why are we ragging on Perez? He got you Jake pictures didn't he?

Well, I am not a fan of his at all. He, along with some other gossip sites use any pictures of Jake (and pics of other celebs, like Kirsten Dunst) to mock him/them. Sure JW pokes fun, but not in a malicious way. Perez does. Not to mention I cringe at the comments written about him, whenever a pic shows up. They are pretty cruel and relentless. At this point I am pretty sick of it.

Btw, it said the picture was taken by someone who was at the concert, not necessarily Perez friend. Not that he has many except Paris Hilton. And the drink doesn't look like coffee to me, lol. A cup of ice with maybe water or some alcohol? The bodyguards may have been the call of the concert venue, not Jake or Lance. Jake walks around without anyone most of the time that we see, so I don't believe that shit.

smurfette said...

For the record, as much as I hate Perez, he has openly said that while he doesn't think Jake is gay he likes to make fun of the idea that he is.

girl friday, really? i drop by perez very rarely, usually only when i hear of jg pics, but from what i’ve seen, he jokes about jake being gay a LOT, which i’ve always found obnoxious. when did he say he doesn’t really believe it?

Anonymous said...

3:32PM: Re: the bodyguards. It may have been the clubs policy, but they could have shhed them away. And why do you care if they had bodyguards anyway?

I like Perez, he is no more "hard" on Jake then any other blog. And he is on the record as saying that he doesn't think Jake is gay, he only does it for laughs. How many other gossip bloggers, with the exception of Lainey has actually gone on record and said that?

PS: I'm glad Jake is hanging with Lance and Matt, he seems to enjoy their company and is having a blast!

Anonymous said...

3:40PM:
He was interviewed for some British magazine about his site (I think) around July and they asked about gay actors in HW and Jakes name came up. He said despites his comments in his blogs, he doesn't think he is and does it for laughs. You noticed that he hasn't filed any Jake posts under "gay, gay" anymore, not the three recent ones anyway. But he does several other actors.

Means nothing probably, but one can assume since he has seemed to have recieved a lot of media notice lately and he may have contacts other than Ms. Hilton , so he may have just heard or seen info that he wasn't, just a guess.

PS: Some in the Jake fandom have been pissed at Perez ever since, I wonder why??

Anonymous said...

Has anyone read the comment in The Awful Truth section of the Eonline message board, 'Its under So who do think is gay' Someone said they had heard that Jakes roles had dried up because of the rumours. The people on that board are really so sad, they think everything that TC says is the absulate truth.

Anonymous said...

I sure hate that they cracked on Jakey's dancin'. I was going to reccommend him for next season's Dancing With The Stars. (Anybody here seen Mario?)

Anonymous said...

3:50, that's a rumor floating around Datalounge as well. It hasn't seemed to really "stick" so now Teddy is promoting it. I hate him. I thought Jake and Lance were in the VIP section on some balcony, not the stairs.

Anonymous said...

So anyone who doesn't think Jake is gay is a friend? Puh-lease!

Anonymous said...

4:27PM Didn't say that, just it's a bit refreshing that he and Lainey decided to go against the grain and say otherwise unlike the other sleazy gossip bloggers.

I went to the eonline thread/message board and i didn't see the comments regarding Jake and his roles drying up. And a word of advice: Stay away from the Datlounge!

bubblegirl said...

Where is Matthew? Not up for coffee?

Anonymous said...

When does the ACL Music Festival begin? Or did it already start?

wtbgirl said...

The bodyguard may have been the guard at the entrance of the VIP section. I went to see Shooter Jennings in March at NYC's Irving Plaza and they a "guard" at the entrance of the teeny-tiny VIP section, and the only "celebrity" in there was Shooter's girlfriend Drea De Matteo (from The Sopranos). The bodyguard guy acted like Angelina Jolie was in there with her baby - it was a joke.

kaydee said...

i cannot see anything on those bloody pics except for red glowing eyes. i take your that word it's jake, but frankly, if you told me it was paris hilton i wouldn't be able to argue.

is it some jake's anti-pic-action to avoid getting photographed in a normal situation, in full light and without any spandex on?

Anonymous said...

6:25PM: The pics were taken by a fan that was at the concert. There are no paps in TX so the boys are free to where spandex and cycle to their hearts content (which I hear they are doing) w/o seeing the pics spalshed all over the place the next day. They are obviously doing a lot of club hopping as well. I assume Jake will stay the weekend for the ACL festival from 15-17.

press now said...

If Jake's roles have dried up it isn't because of the rumors but because he hasn't done much to quell them. If he got a new girlfriend and was out and about with her a lot of the time and showed a serious effort to appear straight then the offers would come back. You have to remember that the rumors aren't just that he is gay/bi but that he also wanted to be open about it. Many actors have had gay rumors about them. Most of them have had some truth to them the main difference is they play the Hollywood game and pretend not to be gay or bisexual.

Also it would make perfect sense that he was spending a lot of time with both Matt and Lance as he would need to study Lance up close and personal to play him in a movie. I do believe that Matt is going to have a producer role in this film as well so I would imagine that a lot of what is going on is also work related. Of course they are having fun at the same time and why not.

Oh and for the record I don't think there is anything much going on between Lance and Jake more than a bit of hero worship on Jake's part and Lance does like to be in the spotlight so I think they are both having a good time together.

cina said...

I'm sorry, what concert did they attend?

wtbgirl said...

It was the Gnarls Barkley show, I believe.

cina said...

Gnarls Barkley?!? Who's that?? LOL

Anonymous said...

3:32 PM I agree.

What I find disturbing is how BPB would stand up for a parasite like Perez who has been vicious to Jake but when WFT is ragged on, not a word.

cina said...

Okey, I just googled them, and I had NO IDEA they were the ones who did "Crazy"! Of course I know that song. The rest of their songs on MySpace were really cool too actually! :-)

said...

Perez Hilton uses the same lame joke with every celebirty. He works ho, whore and other things into their names. "Gyllenho" is not indicative of Jake's personality, it's just Perez's attempt at humor.

Re: Bodyguards

If I was famous and going to a concert, I'd want people to keep the fans away too because I'd be there to see the band, not sign autographs. There are also those stalker rumors. I don't think he's a horrible person for not wanting to be bothered by "regular" people all night when he's not out to promote himself. He's perfectly nice whenever people ask for autographs otherwise.

Those photos are the scariest things I've ever seen, though. Maybe they're really from Jake's audition for an Exorcist remake.

Yenta said...

6:46PM Where are you "hearing" that hsi roles have dried up? And I don't mean the sleazy gossip boards you like to frequent. The only legit info. I have heard was that he was being picky: WSJ and that he may be asking for too much $$$.

It's pretty difficult to publically start dating a girl if he is "casually dating" several girls, in other words, sleeping around. What the hell do you think he, Lance and Matt have been doing all this week? Going to clubs at night, hanging out drinking and picking up girls, Jake ain't no boy scout (I have read several blogs from students from the Univ. TX.)

Jake has made 4 films in a row, and he deserves some time of, it was planned he just didn't make an annoucement that he was taking the year off, leave him alnoe already.

And I find it funny that the tinhats keep coming here spreading their BS and their outrage over the Perez posting when the blog they like has D-Listed linked, Michael-K not only has said some disgusting things about Jake but his sister as well.You just don't like Perez because he said that Jake is straight.

PS: And don't worry, Jake will find a girl and get married soon: When he finishes sowing his wild oats!!

Dumbo said...

I wonder who is standing on the stairs above Jake in the second photo, and what did they say that got him to laugh?

What a crummy VIP room, a thin stairway, where they serve your drinks in plastic keg cups, and appearently no lighting at all :)

Anonymous said...

Apparently, someone else commented at Perez that they were at the show and there was no bodyguard and that Jake and Lance were very nice. But if there were bodyguards, ITA with Wtbgirl, that it would have been the clubs policy for the VIP section, most likely not Jake's or Lance's as they don't have any bodyguards at other times.

shaken, not stirred said...

6:46PM:

Stop confusing fake BI/gossip and fan fiction with real life. Jake isn't playing any Hollywood game. Believe me, he is neither Bi nor Gay. He is straight but he also doesn't want to start seriously dating anyone right now. If every actor had his options shrivel up due to Gay rumors, then no one in HW would be working.

And there are a lot of actors in HW that have gay rumors swirling about them and they are doing nothing to squash them, case in point: James Franco. Not as high profile as Jake but he has a ton of stuff coming out and is working, low key and he does not have a GF. It's rumored he has a BF, Perez has pretty much outed him and people in HW are talking about Franco, Clooney as well among others, another actor not dating now. I know a few producers in HW and I can honestly say I never heard any of them say that they think he is bi/gay, but they mention other actors. They do say he can be difficult on set sometimes and he is being choosey with roles, but that's it. Stop spinning BS.

Anonymous said...

I don't like tinhats making excuses for what they did. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO disgusting.

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! Jake hasn't worked on a film in (gasp) maybe ten or twelve weeks!!!! He's doing meetings readings and auditions. That's why he opted to stay on the NYC/LA circuit all this time. He's taking his time deciding what he wants to do next. And how do I find those UT blogs!!! I want to be tittillated.

press now said...

Wow the reading comprehesion seems to have dropped a bit.

IF IF IF.

I do not know that the offers have dried up because of the rumors. I am just saying that if that is the case he has an option to fix it if he so chooses.

Of course we can't believe that he is gay or bisexual but we pretty certain he is having one night stands with women he is meeting at bars? Yet some one else says he doesn't date fans like that? I don't know I don't claim to know I am just pointing out some of the dynamics that could be at play.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I missed something and in that case please disregard what I'm saying.
Where do you come up with a bodyguard ?
People are already commenting on this as if this is fact.
It could be more a lesson in gossip, and how people get the facts confused ...from there it takes on a life on it's own.
Someone early in the thread said " Glad he's got a bodyguard. Is it a JW agent????"
I took that to be tongue in cheek...
all I see is Lance here...

Has this "Data Lounge"
I read so much about shutdown for some reason?

shaken, not stirred said...

7:45: You are on the wrong blog buddy. Jake is taking a break IMO, your "If" on why things are quiet don't hold water, again look at Mr. Franco as an example, it hasn't hurt him AND HE ISN'T DOING ANYTHING TO SQUASH THE RUMORS.

So despite your wish that Jake's acting career come to a crashing halt due to evil/PR homophobic Hollywood is more tinhat blog folklore.

PS: There is more concrete evidence that Jake is straight then the other way around buddy. Now go spin that, but please do it on that tinhat/hag board. You guys seem restless today. What's the matter, the pics from yesterday didn't create the "stir" you were hoping for out side of Jake sites and the usual tacky gossip blogs. A big Zzzzzzzzzzz. too bad.

Nothing Really Matters said...

I'm lost already! I've had a hard day at work!

Anonymous said...

7:49: There was a rumor about a week ago that Jake and Heath were being harrassed by a stalker. And now some fan takes a picture of Jake and Lance at some concert last night and they mentioned that they were in the VIP area with a bodyguard, that's how it started. It doesn't take much. There was never a followup on the stalker thing, just something someone posted on IHJ and then just dissappeared. And you are right, this is turning into the datalounge.

britpopbaby said...

What I find disturbing is how BPB would stand up for a parasite like Perez who has been vicious to Jake but when WFT is ragged on, not a word.

Oh what do we have here? People using my monkier in vain again! Tut, tut, tut.

What I find disturbing is...YOU.

And yeah, they were in the VIP area but it looked like stairs. Stairs are funnier than VIP area.

cina said...

People - chill please! Okey? :-)

Nothing Really Matters said...

Now i understand!

heddaparsons said...

Hey, leave Perez alone. He is one the least offensive gossip bloggers IMO (Yeah, I know that ain't saying much). He's a media whore and he has his head up Paris Hilton's ass among other body parts, but I find him entertaining and he doesn't take himself seriously. I don't get the hate?

I also like trent at Pink is the new blog as well, but you can keep the rest of the jerks. Also a friend/contact of Perez sent this picture in, hopefully he will give us updates on Jake for the remainder of his time there, so chill!!

smurfette said...

ditto what cina said-- the arguing on these comments are getting a bit much. whatever happened to joking around about britpop's posts/pics ("har har, why is jake hanging out on stairs with coffee at a concert?" right, we know they're not on stairs, etc., but the pics are funnier if you say that's what it looks like, seens none of us, barring eyewitnesses ever really know what's going on when we see these pics-- it's called a satire, ppl)

i'm with NRM-- having a hard time following the conversations on the comments these days. too tiring to try when i'm looking for light humor after a rough day at work... don't mean to complain, i know it's no one's fault. long day.

wtbgirl said...

In that vein, getting back to more light-hearted commentary of this concert excursion, poor Jake - I feel for him - LOL - he has those "demon eyes" I always had pre-red-eye-correction feature on the camera (I have blue eyes myself). And it was always worse in one eye - ugh, so hideous, I used to fix my old pictures with a pen! LOL

amerita said...

Roles drying up? Uh? Can he just take a break? Yeah, I really feel those who post these rumours are actually people who dislike him and would want to see his career down the drain. Jake is here to stay not to be the flavor of the week, so he does not need to have back to back movies all the time!

I truly doubt he has a bodyguard, especially in Austin of all places! Maybe it was the ubuquitous bald trainer/friend who might have said or done something that made people believe he was there to protect Jake. Though, thinking of it, I would not mind being his 'body-guard' I'll sure to do a good job, Kevin Costner would be proud...

green said...

Comment from Perez' site:
i was there. there were no bodyguards and they were talking to everyone. they appeared to be super friendly to anyone who approached them.

nice anonymous said...

So I come here for rest & relaxation after a long dull day of jury duty, during which I've been listening to two aggressive trial lawyers arguing for their two sides of a case ...

... and what do I get here on this blog but folks arguing for their two sides of a case.

It ain't easy being a Jake fan, I tell you. Some days, it's like watching a custody battle.

Anonymous said...

I want links to these UT student blogs.

Anonymous said...

These Texas college kid blogs-- are the girls claiming to have slept with Jake? I'm curious about what they'd say.

I would also have thought he'd be a little more careful about it than picking up random girls, but maybe he doesn't care what the media might here.

Den Of Thieves said...

I've said this before but I love that Jake doesn't give a flying fuck about gay rumors. It's one of the sexiest thing about him. To say he needs to run out and get a girlfriend to disperse rumors is absurd. Why should he care?

"He, along with some other gossip sites use any pictures of Jake (and pics of other celebs, like Kirsten Dunst) to mock him/them. Sure JW pokes fun, but not in a malicious way. Perez does. Not to mention I cringe at the comments written about him, whenever a pic shows up. They are pretty cruel and relentless. At this point I am pretty sick of it."

I agree anon 3:22, I have a little celeb blog that's just for fun but I couldn't fathom saying those types of things about anyone. Sometimes I think they forget that celebrities are real people.

What about Texas college girls?! Jake, I'm hurt. What is wrong with Missouri college girls?

Anonymous said...

Speaking of crap gossip sites, remember that News of the World interview everyone here was talking about the other day? Never happened, according to Kirsten's rep:

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip/09-11-06_2

Anonymous said...

^Thank you! 12:21 AM :)

nice anonymous said...

It always gives me a good feeling to see a piciture of Jake laughing & showing all of his beautiful teeth. Only I'm worried he's going to accidentally dump his drink down his white t-shirt.
(He may wear his cargo shorts again & again, but he clearly demands a fresh, well-bleached, clean-smelling shirt when he goes out clubbing.)

nice anonymous said...

It always gives me a good feeling to see a piciture of Jake laughing & showing all of his beautiful teeth. Only I'm worried he's going to accidentally dump his drink down his white t-shirt.
(He may wear his cargo shorts again & again, but he clearly demands a fresh, well-bleached, clean-smelling shirt when he goes out clubbing.)

nice anonymous said...

sorry for double post -- I don't know what I did. :-(

Kendra said...

Never happened, according to Kirsten's rep:
http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip/09-11-06_2


Thanks Anon 12:21 AM isn't it weird?;)

Anonymous said...

Still wondering about those college girl blogs.... I can't decide if I think it's bullshit or not until I've read it. Does anyone have links?

Anonymous said...

IHJ pretty well established that news of the world never actually interviewed Kristen Dunst. IHJ provided the magazine interviews in which her comments appeared and showed how things were lifted, distorted and taken out of context.

SquallCloud said...

I will always find endless amusement about fans who take umbrage with the Perez's of the world but eat their pictures and stories up like candy. I think a civi took that pic because paps were not allowed in or some such. Jakey looks so happy. Lance looks like he's wheelin' and dealin'.

SquallCloud said...

Keep in mind that I dont' follow his site because it's a cutesy allusion to Paris Hilton and ... well ew, but I know that if it weren't for the circuit of blogs and fansites I do in a day with pics and info on Jakey I'd be ... a lot more productive. And that aint right!

Gotta take the good with the bad. You have Trent and Guilded Moose so you're gonna get the D-listed and PH. Comes with the territory. Why are all of WFT's trolls over here now? It's been fairly quiet over there but in here it's a zoo. Where's my troll pokin' stick?

Anonymous said...

The troll is at 7:13, 7:23 and 7:55 spouting its usual insane crap. WFT deletes this troll when it appears - that usually restores the humour and proper debate.

coyote ugly said...

1:23PM Brit practices freedom of speech here unlike the old time Soviet style blog you like to visit, talk about spewing insane crap.

And the reason why the folks over there are trolling here is becasue the person that runs that blog refused to post the Jake/Lance concert photo because "they" and the rest of the band of tinhats don't approve of Jake hanging out with Lance and Matt despite their comments, too much whoring around, (The head tinhat Teddy will no doubt hear about it once his intern finishes trolling other blogs, that whole entry today was lifted directly from Perez and the mention of the pics were taken from the blogs, inside info. my ass)

Jake is a horny toad, incappable of being monogomous with any one despite the tinhat fairy tales they like to spin and who he is seen with in public.

With his increasingly cameo visits to LA, his visits to NY, traveling to TX and France, the man hasn't exactly been a boy scout.

Anonymous said...

Brit practices freedom of speech here unlike the old time Soviet style blog you like to visit

^^Well said.....

Kendra said...

The blog of mine isn't communist either so far, it's nonpolitical and absurdist. I've called our trio Lance-Matt-Jakey "The three warriors"

Kendra said...

I'll repeat the link if it doesn't work "The Three Warriors"

Anonymous said...

Jake has clearly stated that he is not happy people discussing his private life and I simply don´t understand why some of his so-called "fans" cannot respect this.

And while I do not agree with the subject of Danyelles blog - reading some of the comments here I tend to believe that the "oldtime soviet style blog" is not that bad....

I would love to go back to the humourous style and the funny comments of this blog....

Anonymous said...

I can't believe anyone here could think 1:46 is a genuine poster. It's the insane datalounge troll and the only way to purge it IS Soviet-style.

That's the only way you'll get your funny blog back, trust.

Anonymous said...

The other blog is old Soviet style supression, unlike here and they seem to prefer it that way, which makes it even odder that they would continue to troll here. Maybe they like the attention???

Anonymous said...

3:58 You have just confirmed everyones suspicions. I hope Brit uses the IP address and bans you. Please go back to the USSR/tinhat blog.What's the matter? Jake still in TX whoring around with Matt and Lance?? Poor Teddy and the tinhats, spin away as you like, you hate it and all of your slash/fanfic that you seem to confuse with real life isn't going to change the fact that Jake likes hanging out with them. Get over it and better yet, get a life.

Anonymous said...

4:03 and 4:08. I'm happy to let your comments and tone speak for themselves.

Anonymous said...

Not happy to have dissenting posts deleted over there, but they want to have them deleted here as well, how sick.

On a happier note, I hopre the fan that sent in these photos of Jake and Lance will be attending the ACL festival this weekend, we need updates!

britpopbaby said...

I can't be arsed to monitor trolls, sorry. Just ignore them.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many non-Brit understood the "Plume de ma tante, Rodders" reference. Perhaps there should be a prize for the first non-Brit to get the obscure (for non-Brit, that is) references that pop up here once in a while.

Simon Agent 002 said...

^ I looked it up in google.

Anonymous said...

Jake is gay.