Seens Jake is avoiding us I thought you might fancy a trip down to the old art gallery to pass the time. All aboard the short bus!
Like Michelangelo's David before it, this piece here truly symbolises strength, human beauty and a great cardiovascular workout regime. A true Renaissance masterpiece, or should we say post-renaissance? Or should we first analyse the meaning of the word 'renassiance' before we throw it around willy-nilly? Yes, this back is most divine. It is not however a 17 ft marble statue that portrays the Biblical King David at the moment that he decides to do battle with Goliath and it has also not come to represent the Florentine Republic. Instead it represents the lustful desires of millions around the world, which I think, is infinitely more important.
I don't know about you but I relieved Michelangelo didn't create this magnum opus cos he might have got his pizza all over it or damaged it with his nunchaks. Cowabunga, dudes!!