Thursday, September 28, 2006

I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ALL THIS CUTENESS!



Apparently Blogger doesn't like this post because it refused to publish it for, like, EVER. Anyway, there are about 150,000 other pictures from this set over on IHJ. I'm not even lying. It's an embarrassment of riches, the likes of which is making it difficult for me to be snarky. How do you say something sarcastic when there's Gyllenarm linkage?! We are going to have to keep an eye on this Jamie Lee Curtis situation, though. We're dangerously close to a Back Away From My Man intervention, although I'm willing to let it slide for now on account of aforementioned cuteness.

EDIT: And then the clouds opened up and God said, "I love you, Gyllenhaalics." So, apparently, allegedly, possibly, within a week, you will be able to see Jake (briefly) on the big screen, as the trailer for Zodiac premieres with the release of The Departed. It must be because of our dutiful Sock Watching that God loves us so.

33 comments:

nice anonymous said...

In picture No. 2, I wonder what Jamie just finished saying to Jake that really blew his mind? He looks like he's going: "Oooh, girl, you are SO BAD." (Do you think she's tempted to overstep the bounds of her quasi-parental relationship as his godmother? At least, I'd like to think she is.)

cina said...

Okey, I'm officially JEALOUS of Jamie Lee Curtis.

*DIES*

gin said...

i'd like jake to know that i have two perfectly good arms free, either of which he is welcome to link with one of his.
these pictures really are the height of adorable. :)

Kendra said...

You got Blogger to obey you, Pg, and we are delighted staring Jamie & Jakey.

alexa said...

I´m out of words. I want some Gyllenarm linkage action, too.

thesweetestone said...

oh God this is too much! In the second pic he is SOOO adorable!

nice anonymous said...

That clean-shaven face is so fine -- there's nothing to distract one's eye from his beautiful bone structure and his perfectly chiseled lips.

And I didn't know he'd look so good in those sandy sort of earth tones.

Jake is so very handsome that I'm a little afraid for him sometimes -- I fear that it will invite divine retribution.

(If I saw him walking down the street in the West Village, my knees would be trembling & I'd have to lean against a brick wall for a minute to collect myself. Never mind saying "hi" or daring to make eye contact. He emanates such a forcefield of sexual attractiveness that it would nearly stun me into immobility. My hormones would be paralyzed at the spectacle of such superior male genetic material on parade in public.)

~DKBB~ said...

There is nothing more wonderful than a strong, close family. The Gyllenhaals, and their extended family (yea godmother Jamie Lee Curtis!), are a shining example of what is good and right in this world. Strong families are the bedrock of our future (trust me on this one, little ones).

Katie of Sweden said...

Aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww. The last two posts are unbelievably *C*U*T*E*. I so wanna remind you all that we have the same ancestor back in 18th century..

Jamie is HOT btw...

Jake is looking better than EVER.. and of course; so is Maggie. And mama Gyllenhaal..and STEPHEN... can I kiss off his glasses or something? ;)

cina said...

Seriously, Jake is so f*cking hot I don't know what to do with myself.

alexa said...

Amen to that, Prophecy Girl.

Anonymous said...

He is so beautiful he makes my heart ache. Didn't realize Jamie Lee was so tall. She looks like she's about 5'11" or so.

Anonymous said...

Jamie Lee has a truly magnificent chest - all natural, you can tell

only1annabel said...

Aww they so cute! Maggie looks awesome. I want to be a Gyllenhaal!!! I wish they would adopt me, ew no I dont. I don't want to be related to Jake as that would make my impure thoughts of him even more wrong!

only1annabel said...

P.S I am so feeling clean shaven Jakey! I thought bearded Jake was my favorite but now I'm torn!!

only1annabel said...

P.S I am so feeling clean shaven Jakey! I thought bearded Jake was sexy but now I'm torn!

Anonymous said...

At first I was put off a bit by clean shaven Jakey. But now I love it. I've decided it must be that I love Jakey "no matter what."

Dumbo said...

I'm very excited for the new trailer, it is about time. On a side note I hate blogger and its tendancy to act up when I try and post.

kokodee said...

Am I alone in thinking that Jamie and Naomi could pass for sisters. They look so alike!
And at last! Zodiac! *runs off with excitement*

Solitaire said...

OMG! Just Jared just mentioned you on his blog!

http://www.justjared.com/2006/09/28/gyllenhaal-family-walk/

kaydee said...

these pics are so lovely that i don't even have the heart to rant and be ironic. i'm going now to admire some more

smurfette said...

solitaire, that's awesome, i love justjared! look out perez--britpop, PG, anneka are well on their way to blogosphere infamy! sigh, i feel proud to have been here from the beginning =). i’m with alexa, pretty speechless at the beauty before us… anyway, i love jamie lee curtis. oh, and i’m beyond excited about the trailer! it’s a good day in the gyllenworld=)

Simon Agent 002 said...

They all look stunning and beautiful.

Jamie Lee Curtis was on "The View" today talking about her new children's book ("Is There Really a Human Race?")

toward the end of the show she said in regards to parents impact on children quote -"Children are like little paparazzi, taking your picture when you don't want them to"

I hope I quoted her by memory correctly.

amerita said...

Just look at Jake body in pic2. Oh man ...*THUD*

Prophecy Girl said...

Just Jared just mentioned you on his blog!

Su-weet!! We're totally famous now!

The Bearded Lady said...

Brit, Remember when you thought "Hello" magazine was more interested in British celebrities than Jake?

Maybe they've reconsidered?

http://www.hellomagazine.
com/film/2006/09/28/jake-gyllenhaal/

nice anonymous said...

In picture No. 1, I think Jake's on the verge of doing some fidgety shirt-fondling, like that one picture we saw where he stuck his hand inside & started playing with the hem.

I'm so glad Jake chose to wear a light-colored shirt, so we could admire the shape of all those muscles he's worked so hard at developing over the past few months. He's looking like an anatomical model, practically.

The only thing that would have made this set of photos even better was if Jake took off his sunglasses for a minute, so we could see his blue, blue eyes.

Den Of Thieves said...

I think I just died of cuteness.

And Jake looks like a boot camp instructor in that green shirt and khakis. Which is appealing.

dani said...

Since Jaime Lee is Jake's godmother and I have always liked her even before Jake, I am trying not to be jealous that she spent the day not only hanging out with Jake but hanging all over his delicious body!!

Simon Agent 002 said...

Jamie Lee Curtis is auctioning off a few items.

http://cgi.ebay.com/JAMIE-LEE-CURTIS-SIGNED-CHILDREN-S-PACKAGE_W0QQitem
Z140034918080QQihZ004
QQcategoryZ59QQrdZ1QQcmd
ZViewItem

Anonymous said...

OMG! If the family stays together, hanging around NYC waiting for Baby, maybe there will be some who will attend the poetry reading in SoHo at the Zinc Bar???? And don't we have agents in place in the West Village area in case Jake has to go out all by himself once in a while? Maybe Naomi and Stephen are helping Megs move into her new Brooklyn abode? Poor Maggie can hardly deal with moving house. She has all she can do to move herself one foot at a time. Jake looks SO protective of her in the pics of them together.

Anonymous said...

Ah. This IS why I love Jake. Such liveliness. Such joyousness. So truthful to himself.

Jamie does Jake good. See how she brought out all his life which was kind'v suppressed among other Gyllenhaals. Jake looks soo at ease and blooming with her.

I always like Jamie but now I love her for that.

nice anonymous said...

Still thinking about these pictures. It's like a "power walk." The Gyllenherd is showing what a strong, supportive family it is -- that Maggie & Jake are both encompassed within its protective embrace. And it's a reminder that they have powerful friends. And that even if Jamie's father refused to see "Brokeback Mountain," it hasn't damaged the ties of friendship & respect between the two clans: Go, Maggie, go Jake.

I don't know if Jake has much of a chance in the upcoming Awards season, depending on what the hell they do with promoting "Zodiac." But it seems like quite a year for Maggie, with all these lead & supporting roles.