Friday, August 25, 2006

WHERE DO WE BEGIN WITH HIS, MR GYLLENHAAL?

Thanks to joyce for finding this at People:

While Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong have been making the Miami nightlife rounds, pal Jake Gyllenhaal has been partying in the Big Apple.

The actor recently hit New York City hot spot Butter, where he made his way to Jamie-Lynn Sigler's booth, and with a Corona beer in hand, he rocked out to Fergie's "London Bridge." Later, he started dancing with one of the Sopranos star's brunette friends. The two whispered and laughed with each other for the rest of the night and, at one point, she plopped herself on Gyllenhaal's lap. Before leaving with Sigler at around 3 a.m., the pal and Gyllenhaal whipped out their cell phones and started typing numbers. They also exchanged a long hug good-bye. That didn't end the fun for Gyllenhaal, who danced to Madonna's "Like a Prayer" (even doing a bit where he crossed himself) and did the limbo with a few women. So, how low can he go?

Oh, LOW, obviously!! I think I need a lie down before I tackle this although I will say I'd pay good money to see The Sex vogueing to Madonna and I knew that London Bridge song would come back to haunt me.

79 comments:

Dumbo said...

I wouldn't worry he couldn't be cheating on you or PG, it sounds perfectly innocent. A guy dancing to "Like a Prayer" comes off as more of a friend to me. The whole night sounds fairly innocent. And the London Bridge thing was obviously a code "hello" after having read about that song's "special" place in your heart. Sort of like a actor winking or blowing a kiss during an award ceremony, he knew what would get your attention.

smurfette said...

I knew that London Bridge song would come back to haunt me.

lol, that was exactly what i was thinking! see, i KNEW jake was reading JW and sending secret messages to britpop (fyi to the haters, i'm JOKING). either that, or britpop, perhaps you've some serious untapped ability at foreseeing jake's future?!

gin said...

The thought of Jake doing the limbo gives me most delicious thoughts. That can't be normal.

smurfette said...

hey, i posed this question in in the pops post, but i think it belongs here: so what's the deal with people mag re: these gossippy sightings? are they just as likely to be made up/embellished s us weekly and star, or a little more based in fact (more reliable sources) since they seem to take the (marginally) higher road than the tabloids? i noticed the pic they chose was old (the red belt-white dress background girl was chris’s date from that “double date” in ny a while back)

JoyceDavenport said...

I don't think the 'he was really sending you secret messages so don't worry Brits' is going to wash - I have a feeling that once the full impact ( LIMBO DANCING WITH OTHER WOMEN!) sinks in she's gonna be mad as hell this time...

Anonymous said...

I think People has been just as guilty of embellishing facts as other gossip mags in the past. While it's a little more reliable than other places, it still makes it's money off of gossip. For instance, the whole limbo thing. Was it actual limbo? And if so, when it says that he did the limbo with a few women, there is a high likelihood that there were men probably joining in the fun as well but a gossip mag would be less likely to mention them because it's "hotter" to talk about the girls. Has anyone gone to this place? How loud does it get in there? Because they claimed Jake was "whispering" with the girl but if it's loud they may have just had their heads together in a way that looked like whispering but was really just the only way they could hear each other over the music. There are just so many factors involved that a magazine can use to turn innocent dancing and fun around to be more than it is.

Also sorry Jake but the crossing himself during Like a Virgin (if he really did it) is SUCH a dorky dance move. ;)

Anonymous said...

Brit, can you put a link to this? Can't find it on People.com.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if People ever mentioned the Jake/Natalie possible couple-ness? Because if so, since it's looking unlikely that it's true, that would help to show how much else is possibly manufactured.

britpopbaby said...

I've come to the understanding that our relationship is about give and take. I GIVE and GIVE and GIVE and that man takes, takes, takes!

I have no idea how reliable People is - probably as reliable as Anneka-the-brain-damaged Seal.

Welcome Dumbo! Did you know elephants are my most favourite animal?!

nice anonymous said...

Trying to imagine how Jake dances. Do you think he's really good, or is he something of a spaz? Does he do the white man's overbite?

[Envying that female who hoisted herself up to sit in Jake's lap.]

Prophecy Girl said...

Yeah, Lap Girl. Whore. I would never, ever do anything like that if I was in her position. "Save a little room for God" is my motto, especially when there's alcohol involved.

That said, I would have killed to see him partying. No, literally, killed.

JoyceDavenport said...

^^^'White man's overbite'? Please explain NA!

I think Jake would be a really amazing dancer with fantastic rhythm and just the right amount of irony in his moves so he doesn't come across as a cheezy OTT 'look at how sexy I am' type while still being the hottest thing on the dancefloor. And as for the dorky crossing himself Jake is the Dork - and we love him for it! A sense of humour is what seperates the gorgonzola from the parmesan on the dance floor.

felicia said...

Trying to imagine how Jake dances. Do you think he's really good, or is he something of a spaz? Does he do the white man's overbite?

You've seen Jarhead, right?

mrs_dalloway said...

London Bridge song and Limbo (in my language if u replace the o in limbo you get "tongue".. irrelevant,I know).What's next? Belly dancing and rumba?A 'twist' contast and then dirty dancing?Sign me up for those,hell,I'll even bring the booze!

*stays away from PG*

smurfette said...

i think jake prolly has decent rhythm (he's mentioned his desire to do some sing and dance musical time and again-- i think he's only half joking), but doesn't like to take himself too seriously and goofs off at the dance floor. the madonna cross thing is just so adorably dorky i kinda want to believe it. have y'all seen that clip of the palm spring film fest where peter presented the award to jake, and the two of them did this dorky squirmy dance thing onstage? (man, i would kill to see that night in its entirety. the clips are hilarious!)

JoyceDavenport said...
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JoyceDavenport said...

Hey Felicia welcome- good to see you here- a genuine bona fide Jake stalking celebrity! And my point exactly- we've all seen Jarhead. Although you may say that was acting it was acting from the heart- or somewhere...

wtbgirl said...

While getting increasingly horrified as this story progressed, all "rightness" was restored to the world when the story reached its apex - that of Jake crossing himself while enthralled with the Madonna song. LMAO! - now that's the dork I love! He's the Lord of the Dance!

(Not that I believe half of this story- LOL- but man, it's funny).

pgcatz said...

I love the way Jake danced in Jarhead. I was hoping the Santa hat would fall off.

cina said...

LMFAO!! He crossed himself to "Like A Prayer" and did the limbo?!? GOD I would have given both my arms to have been there to witness it. LOLOL!!

cina said...

I love the way Jake danced in Jarhead. I was hoping the Santa hat would fall off.

Oh, who didn't... *sigh*

Anonymous said...

Do you think he's really good, or is he something of a spaz?

Based on People's description, he sounds more like a spaz to me but who knows if they're telling the truth or not.

Anonymous said...

You've seen Jarhead, right?

Heh, you know if I wasn't distracted by the nakedness (or near nakedness), I still would've called that dancing dorky.

smurfette said...

Does anyone know if People ever mentioned the Jake/Natalie possible couple-ness? Because if so, since it's looking unlikely that it's true, that would help to show how much else is possibly manufactured.

people mag did in fact report on the jake and natalie "date", but from what i remember, what they reported was more an embellishment of what was actually witnessed (he waited, texted, gave $5 tulips to a good friend when meeting her for lunch turned into anxious texting, date-like nervousness, both parties “beaming”, etc.)… because that kind of wording is what sells. but, correct me if i’m wrong, the difference between that and the real tabloids is that the latter would actually make up details, like they hugged, kissed, jake’s mom nagged, etc. while people might stop at speculation. they just don't get sued every other week like the other mags. the ‘scene and heard’ blurbs in people, for example, stop at naming stars at places, maybe what they ate, who they were with, but doesn’t make up too much filler stuff, i don't think.

i guess what i'm saying is i'm surprised by this this people report. i can see a version of most of the stuff happening (the partying, dancing), but the girl sitting on jake’s lap bit sounds so tabloid-y to me, i really don’t trust it. either that, or it's my jealousy talking hehe =)

smurfette said...

I would have given both my arms to have been there to witness it.
LOL, now you have me laughing at the picture of an armless girl trying to do the limbo with jake... and unable to do the madonna-cross thingy...

cina said...

^^ I was going to write "both my legs", but how the hell would I be able to do the limbo THEN?! LOL! ;-)

The Bearded Lady said...

People magazine is more reliable than most gossip mags such as US weekly.
They are used by publists to release storys...as they feel they will get favorable treatment there.
In fact People is so hesitatant to jump on gossip stories most times when it does cover something it's been public knowledge for months.
I would think they had a reliable witness there before they would run a story like this.
How accurate your own interpretation of the night,or the impression it leaves you with, is open to question.

SquallCloud said...

Oh dear lord.

Fine Jakey, shed your mama's (and papa's) boy image and dance all night at some trendy club with some tramp err nice young lady.

At least she's brunette.

Also sorry Jake but the crossing himself during Like a Virgin (if he really did it) is SUCH a dorky dance move. ;)

Which is why, if the rest of this shit is total bullshit, I'm pretty sure that this part at least is true. Jake's a dork. A totally sexy, beautiful, smart, sweet sexy, sexy, sexy dork. :o)

The Bearded Lady said...

I thought it was "Like a Prayer"....lol

britpopbaby said...

How can you NOT do the cross during that song. That's like not doing the YMCA.

britpopbaby said...

How can you NOT do the cross during that song. That's like not doing the YMCA.

The Bearded Lady said...

What's this "London Bridge" song (who recorded it?)...
I remember everybody making fun of it in NRM's blog but I've never heard it.
I don't listen to music on the radio anymore ...just news etc.

Anonymous said...

Is this story at People online becaues I looked and didn't see it there?

The Bearded Lady said...

Is blogger acting up again?

I found a clip of the song...I'm not missing much! Thanks.

dottieb said...

Do people still do the limbo? That dance was popular like 50 years ago!

smurfette said...

anon, joyce posted the line in a previous comment section

http://people.aol.com/
people/article/
0,26334,1291575,00.html

or go to people and search jake gyllenhaal.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the link smurfette!!

Marie said...

I *love* that he was acting dorky!! That's our Jake--that's why we love him. It's been so long since he's been a dork. I love that he can go out and act goofy and have fun and not care.

Although the only brunette who should be sitting on his lap is me.

Katie of Sweden said...

Yes Marie, every word of yours are 100 % true. That's why we love him... ok not love really..but you know..

wtbgirl said...

OT but if you want a Friday chuckle:

Guys, you should check out today's Gilded Moose - she really outdid herself over there with the hysterical McBongo "letter" to the universe (Jake is mentioned). I didn't get past the first sentence and the use of the word "Namaste" before I spit my Diet Pepsi all over my computer.

nice anonymous said...

@JoyceDavenport

The white man's overbite: Do a search on Google with quotes around it, to see the various usages.

Or go here:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/
define.php?term=white+man's+overbite

In "Jarhead," Jake had just a little more hip action going on than your average young frat boy dancing at a party. Like he was imitating a female exotic dancer. (Wonder where the boy would have seen one of those? ;-)

I'm sure there was tape involved in firmly anchoring that Santa hat into place. (Ripping it off afterward must have been exquisitely painful.)

nice anonymous said...

@JoyceDavenport

The white man's overbite: Do a search on Google with quotes around it, to see the various usages.

Or go here:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/
define.php?term=white+man's+overbite

In "Jarhead," Jake had just a little more hip action going on than your average young frat boy dancing at a party. Like he was imitating a female exotic dancer. (Wonder where the boy would have seen one of those? ;-)

I'm sure there was tape involved in firmly anchoring that Santa hat into place. (Ripping it off afterward must have been exquisitely painful.)

Mackie68 said...

Aww I love dorky Jake. I like to think of him out and about and enjoying himself....and I would give a helluva lot of money to see him limbo....

nice anonymous said...

I am sorry for the repeated post, guys. Blogger has been misbehaving for me. Once again, some of the gerbils that run continuously inside the steel cages & power the company's high-availability servers must have been taken ill on the job.

Anonymous said...

Jake sounds like such a cute nerd.... and perhaps a bit drunk.

smurfette said...

found a great quote from maggie to share:

"You know what I don't want to do?I don't want to work with my fiance or my brother in a way that would be hurtful to our real relationship. Sometimes, playing roles, you take them home, and it's complicated. I'm much more interested in protecting our real relationships than I am in exploring dark stuff with them onscreen. That's what I don't want to do."

article here:
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/
movies/articles/
0825maggieg0825.html

dottieb said...

Aaaaaggggghhhhh! The formatting of the comments is all wrong!

dottieb said...

It's better now.

smurfette said...

(kinda) great news (for some of us) from msn regarding the lance armstrong movie

Don't count Matthew McConaughey out of that planned big-screen biopic of his BFF Lance Armstrong just yet. Despite recent reports that Jake Gyllenhaal had landed the role of the two-wheeling testicular cancer survivor, whom he turned up with last month at the Tour de France, his people deny he's climbed on board the flick. "No truth to that rumor," the dreamy eyed actor's rep tells MSN Entertainment. "... There's no Jake involvement." As for Matt and Lance, they continue to be joined at the shirtless chest, popping up this week in Miami Beach, Fla., where paparazzi huffed and puffed along as the six-pack-sporting pair went for a jog, a sweaty situation we'd appreciate far more if the reigning Sexiest Man Alive hadn't revealed his antideodorant stance.

http://entertainment.msn.com/
movies/
hotgossip/08-24-06_4?GT1=7701

nice anonymous said...

To my way of thinking, Matt really needs a biopic like that in his career at this moment a lot more than Jake does.

When I read reports like that, I am just so thankful that Jake doesn't have an antideoderant stance

Simon Agent 002 said...

It reported from Lance's mouth that Jake was picked for his bio?.. Right?...

Somebody's not on the same page here?

Is team Jake keeping their options open for other possible films? hmm

Dumbo said...

Thanks Brit, I didn't know that elephants were your favorite, great to hear. I'll keep that in mind, you never know when that type of info could be useful. Birthday/Christmas ideas, trivia game show questions, the answer to why Jake is handing a large suitcase full of money to a circus trainer.

I agree with the cross talk, it is essential to doing the song justice. Dorky, maybe, but essential and adorable, absolutely.

Anonymous said...

I almost squealed with joy when I read that he's not (yet?) doing the Lance movie. Good taste prevails!

phoebe said...

I frickin LOVE Madonna's "Like a Prayer"! I think it would be THE ultimate party night for me if I could've been there to shake it with Jake to that song!! LOL!

Guys, you should check out today's Gilded Moose

Gilded Moose is hysterical! *off to check it out*

Smurfeyshmoo said...

A girl just plopping herself into Jake's lap sounds like some kind of harassment to me. Maybe those numbers they were exchanging were of their respective lawyers? Joyce, has Jake called you yet??

Girl Friday said...

Is team Jake keeping their options open for other possible films? hmm

This whole thing started with Jake telling the press during the Tour De France that he was taking up cycling in preparation for a film role while hanging out with a guy who he had only met a few weeks before.

The super sleuth in me thinks that the Team Jake was putting out feelers about him possibly taking this role. This happens quite a lot actually. Lance may have even thought he was taking this role -- but after seeing the *largely* negative reaction to him taking this role (even from his own fans) and to the idea of a Lance film in general he pulled out. There was no contract. He is free to do so.

Last check the script wasn't even done yet and it's rare any actor worth his salt takes an offer without ever reading the script. Also the director attached, not exactly the best choice. I can't help but think the controversy over Landis' Tour De France "win?" was a factor as well.

Remember "A Million Little Pieces" the movie. Same deal. Every actor known to man was attached to this film and of course things changed between the time it was proposed and the time for execution and the idea of the film went to shit.

bubblegirl said...

So he sounds like he was totally trashed. Also, he may have been thinking with the wrong brain. Many men tend to make that mistake from time to time. I was just wondering.......do you think he did the Santa Dance? Dear God I hope he was dressed. Maybe he wasn't. Maybe that is why the slutty girl sat on his lap or whatever she sat on. Tramp! I am so jealous. So he can't be dating Natalie then. Good to know. I like thinking he is available.

dottieb said...

He's 25, he's unattached, he's rich, he's gorgeous, and he's got time on his hands. If he's not going to have fun with the gals now, when is he? I'm surprised we don't catch him out and about with the ladies a lot more!

Kendra said...

If you want, you can take a look in my blog after the Gilded Moose (they are cracks no doubt), and so forget that bitter aftertaste of the lapgirl story. I've been blogging enough stuff back!

Anonymous said...

The reason I'm skeptical is really because so many magazines have been trying to convince us that Jake and Natalie are pretty serious and now all of a sudden it's something new.

SquallCloud said...

I have no reason to doubt any of this. If he was seen "canoodling" with said strumpet, then I'd be like "Yeeeeeaaah, have any bridges you wanna sell me while your at it?" I think Jake is MAD discreet. If he's shtuping anyone, he's not letting us see it and I'm certainly glad of that because I would probably be overwhelmed with the urge to scratch the child's eyes out eventhough I'm sure Jakey needs to have someone to love. I dont think he'll be toting anyone around until he's serious about them.

Anonymous said...

The other possibility is that "lap girl" was just joking around. I've definitely done things like that to my friends with no real sexual intent whatsoever. Sometimes it's just fun or funny. Of course, the tabloids wouldn't print that because it's not as juicy of a gossip piece as sexually-connotated lap sitting.

On the other hand, he's a 25 year old male. Let's be realistic. He can't possibly have been celibate since breaking up with Kirsten, although I like to think that he doesn't just do anything with anyone. He doesn't come across as that type.

Anonymous said...

In fact People is so hesitatant to jump on gossip stories most times when it does cover something it's been public knowledge for months. I would think they had a reliable witness there before they would run a story like this.

Okay so someone may have mentioned this further down in the thread (haven't had a chance to fully read it yet). But this info came from People online right? Not the magazine? Because People online tends to be less reliable then the magazine itself and also tends to indulge into a bit more of a tabloid gossip than the printed mag.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure I've ever seen people doing the cross when listening to Like A Prayer. I've seen people Vogue to the song of the same name but I haven't seen the cross.

Anonymous said...

Just wrote this on another board and thought it was relevant here to in regards to Jake and the brunette switching numbers.

Unless People's observer actually looked at their phones in order to clarify that this is what happened, then that is completely speculation. For all we know, she and Jake were jokingly texting friends at the same time. Or they were giving each other number's of stores or restaurants that they recommended to each other. Or they could have indeed been giving each other their phone number but it was because they were having fun and would like to become friends (meaning it doesn't necessarily mean a sexual/romantic relationship). Hell for all we know, Jake told her that he knew the perfect man for her and they switched numbers so he could hook her up with his friend. There are so many different scenarios for that and again, the person reporting to People would really have no idea which is true.

Anonymous said...

Most likely scenario:

Jake went out, had a few drinks, had a few laughs, danced with a few girls and thought maybe one of them was worth following up on. They exchanged numbers and may make plans.

The apocalypse is not upon us. People do those things every day.

*x<3x*

Anonymous said...

I agree 9:15. The other thing is, they said he left WITH that Jaime Sigler girl from the SOPRANOS at 3 AM.
I know. They're just good friends.
Personally, I think Jake learned a lot from how open he and Kirsten were about their relationship.I think whatever he's doing, he will be super discreet about it...damn!

Kendra said...

I've put a couple of pics and trivia of Miss Sigler in my blog.

Anonymous said...

9:15 you left out the part where he went back to the hotel into the arms of you know who.

Anonymous said...

Okay Jake is even more hysterical doing the London Bridge and the Like a Prayer song - then to LIMBO! Thats pretty hysterical - I'd be cracking up if I saw that and loving him for it!

JoyceDavenport said...

@ smurfeyschmoo

No Jake hasn't called me yet to discuss sexual harrassment but if and when he does I will be delighted to go into the topic with him in depth...

heddaparsons said...

10:40PM: Actually it said that the brunette that was a friend of Sigler left with Sigler at 3:00 am after she exchanged phone 3's with Jake. Jake and did the limbo!

Simon Agent 002 said...

^^Joyce,I'll bet you would! LMAO!! :)

Anonymous said...

Thanks, heddaparsons.

It does seem like he left with her, but if you really examine the wording, you can tell that it's not so. People wrote this one very, very carefullly.

*x<3x*

Anonymous said...

Hard to say ...I agree they wrote it carefully...and if cameras were outside getting his pic entering.
He may have wanted to make sure they left separately too?...who knows?
There's any number of possibilities.
I think he must take his Blackberry into the shower too!....(do they make a waterproof one?)
he can't live without the thing! lol :)

Anonymous said...

After reading the People online article, it seems pretty clear to me that the girls left and he hung out dancing with some other women. I don't think he gets too lonely when he hangs out at clubs. Doesn't seem like the wallflower type, bless 'em! LOLOL!

Sarah Gyllenhaal said...

OMFG OMGF!!!!!!!!!!!! Jake, how COULD you?? *sob* Oh, well, I guess I'll hafta fall back on my 2nd choice, the lovely Jack Sparrow

SquallCloud said...

Why don't I have the entries past August 25. I came on here briefly yesterday and lots of things had been added past this.

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