Wednesday, August 16, 2006

CAPTION CORELLI'S MANDOLIN

I feel like I've overloaded you with challenges today. Is it getting too much? Don't worry, we'll just relax and stare at some pictures tomorrow. But for now, WORK! Caption this:
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Remember, keep 'em short!

47 comments:

kokodee said...

Maggie to blonde chick "He said to tell you he's not here"

The Bearded Lady said...

Blond : "Does that have croutons?"

mrs_dalloway said...

Blonde:Do you think I should eat salad,too?Am I too fat?
Maggie: Oh,no,of course not!
Jake:*cough*bullshit!*cough*

smurfette said...

koko and mrs dalloway--so mean! i love it haha.

hmm... i must ponder, i'm no good at these captioning games!

The Bearded Lady said...

Blond: " are you Jennifer Garner? I loved you in Elektra."

Jake: (thinking) please go .

Nothing Really Matters said...

Maggie: What the fuck is this??

Jake: I Can't belevie you're putting that in your mouth.

wtbgirl said...

Blond Girl: Excuse me, miss, do you live around here?

Maggie: Um ... sort of, yeah ...

Blond Girl: COOL! We ditched school today and took the train in from Jersey. We, like, totally heard a lot of celebrities hang out around here. Could you tell us, like, the "cool places" to go?

Jake (thinking to self): Man, just keep your head down and NOT make eye contact.

smurfette said...

these are a little lame—i stuck with movie references!

the brunette behind the blonde, as she flashes her titties: jake, marry me!
maggie, mid-bite: …
jake: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic of which it stands one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all... [looks down and says faster]
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic of which it stands one nation under God indivisible.

or

blonde: we love you guys! jake--do you know your fans call you The Sex?
jake: [cough] that’s my slave name

Anonymous said...

KOKODEE,

HILARIOUS!!!

SwedishLadybird said...

Jake to blond:
"I just can´t BELIEVE you said that in front of my SISTER!!!"

wtbgirl said...

Another one:

Blond Chick: We were just walking by and wanted to say that you two are such a cute couple - are you married? When is the baby due?

Maggie: WTF?

Jake (to self): I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Anna said...

smurfette - I love your suggestions. LMAO!


:D

SquallCloud said...

This is mean. I apologize beforehand.

Maggie: Oh hi Kirsten.
Kirsten: Hey guys! Whatcha got there, Mags.
Maggie: *sigh* It's a salad. Maybe you should look into it. Kiki
Jake: Oooo buuurn!

nice anonymous said...

Blonde: I just quit my job working here -- and I wanted to let you guys know, it's because of the filthy conditions in the kitchen. I just called the Board of Health about it. I mean, it's just not healthy. There's like, sewage backed up & roaches everywhere.

Maggie: [Speechless, reconsidering the forkful of salad that she's brought halfway to lips.]

Jake: [Who's had a good mouthful of that strawberry smoothie, now stares at it suspiciously & feels on the verge of gagging.]

Well, I tried. Wtbgirl just did some good ones. Particularly the "bridge & tunnel" one.

claire said...

I think kokodee should win for that stroke of genius :-)

Anonymous said...

I agree with Claire. I love you all but Kokodee = Winner.

Kendra said...

Kokodee, Mrs Dalloway, TBL and Squallcloud ones are funny! Mine:
Blonde girl: Oh, you are vegan, me too!
Maggie: This is just a salad...
Jake (to himself): Please, her belly is a burger reserve -I bet she keeps some greasy cheeseburgers in her rucksack-

Anonymous said...

Jake starring in "sexbomb"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuQpO8eDhTg

Anonymous said...

Blonde: "OMG, you are that actress from that show, aren't you? Umm... Jane... ah... Jo..."

Jake: "Joan Collins. Yes"

Maggie, slaps Jakes with lettuce.

SquallCloud said...

I agree kokodee nailed it with the least amount of words. That's the best kind of caption!

smurfette said...

thanks anna! so many of these are hilarious--is it wrong that i love the mean ones best?

hey brits-- what's the scoop with this amanda donohoe lady? i've never heard of her.

CASTAWAY star AMANDA DONOHOE has a crush on Hollywood heart-throb JAKE GYLLENHAAL - and it appears the feeling is mutual. The British actress, 44, recently met the BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN hunk, who was too stunned by Donohoe to talk to her. She says, "I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating biscuits! He has the most gorgeous bedroom eyes. He's quite Irish looking and has a piercing stare. "I met him in the flesh and he's just lovely. I didn't get tongue tied, but he did a bit."


http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/gyllenhaal%20speechless%20after%20meeting%20donohoe_1005481

Anonymous said...

"Maggie to blonde chick "He said to tell you he's not here"

LOL!!

perfectscore_goldstar said...

Jake: Oh gawd ... please tell me I did NOT wear my "Axe" today

Amerika Bound said...

kokodee and squallcloud get my votes, i almost choked on my water!

Kendra said...

...please tell me I did NOT wear my "Axe" today
Hahaha, Pgs, that's funny, too, but my vote goes for Kokodee, it's the most contundent and ruthless one!

Anonymous said...

Amanda Donohoe was in LA Law in the early 90's.

Anonymous said...

Re: sexbomb Utube video.
Where, where, where... can I get a copy of that photo with him leaning on the motorbike??
This has made my day.

Anonymous said...

Its cool. I just found it @

http://www.iballer.com/malecelebs/pretty_celebs/gyllenhaal/images/g10_jpg.jpg

Ah, I can rest now.

Anonymous said...

Blond Girl:hey, are you eating that salad to cauz you think you're fat?

Maggie: Bitch wha?!

Jake *to self*: oh no she didnt!

Sarah Gyllenhaal said...

Maggie: Oh, hey Kirsten. You, uh...let your hair grow out
Jake:Oh, sweet Jesus, SAVE ME, JAKE WATCH!!

Sarah said...

Hey, britpop, i was wondering if you could look at this pic and answer a couple questions:
1. Who is the woman yanking on Jake's shirt. She is clearly very desperate, cuz Jake is trying to escape with all his might. I mean, god bless her form ripping his shirt off for us, but really, back away from my man.
2. What lucky bastard was taking this picture
3. Why was Jake even there w/o permission?
http://www.iballer.com/malecelebs/pretty_celebs/gyllenhaal/images/g20_jpg.jpg
Sorry, it wouldn't let me paste the pic
Thanks

silver said...

Blonde : Aren't you ashamed of yourself Maggie Gyllenhaal? Eating vegetation? As a member of the non-veg union of tree-huggers, I demand you stop this instant!

Jake : *Please God dont let her see my strawberry smoothie... please God...*

msdonniedarko said...

these are all to good i cant even think of one yet!!

SquallCloud said...

*eyes slitted*

The moment I go to sleep your starting a new challenge aren't you brit?

britpopbaby said...

1. Who is the woman yanking on Jake's shirt. She is clearly very desperate, cuz Jake is trying to escape with all his might. I mean, god bless her form ripping his shirt off for us, but really, back away from my man.
She's actually one of us. See this pic was taken back in the 'Kirsten-era' and she's trying to prevent him from getting to his 'Kiki', but boy! is he strong!
2. What lucky bastard was taking this picture
It's a pap pic. It was back when they found Jake Watch HQ and we had to move to our carved out volcano.
3. Why was Jake even there w/o permission?
Well he was there without permission from his parents but it was for his own safety.

Elle said...

Blonde: (thinks) glare at me, Jake, pleeeease!!! We're only short of 'Pissed' in Paparazzi Bingo!

Jake: (refuses to play)

Blonde: (thinks) The things I put myself through for JakeWatch!!

Elle said...

Actually, Kokodee gets my vote too ...
perfect cap!

Anonymous said...

Kokodee, that was the shit!

I snorted when I read it, then kept scrolling down to read the others but COULD NOT STOP laughing at yours.

DAMN, that was funny.

beskyddaren said...

koko, you nailed it! and smurfette: slave name, lol! Infact all of you, great job :D

JoyceDavenport said...

Blonde: Hey I know you two- you played husband and wife in that weird movie with the rabbit.

*Not as good as Kokodee's*

Sam said...

BAHA you guys are SO witty! i love it. Daily entertainment from the JW crew! Kokodee and wtbgirl get my vote!!! *still laughing- begins to get a tummy stitch!*

Anonymous said...

maggie: I just love your outfit are you one of the contestants from Project Runway?

Jake: I don't know her.

kokodee said...

aww! thanks for all the love guys!
I'm not used to such adulation
*blushes furiously*

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MaryEllen said...

I just imagine Jake seeing blondie and whispering frantically to Maggie to "look away". She doesn't hear him in time and ends up having to talk for half an hour about someone she's never heard of. Jake sits like that and laughs quietly to himself the whole time. When blondie leaves, Maggie starts "beating" Jake.