Friday, July 28, 2006

AW, HELL, I KNOW WE JUST DID ONE...

But seeing as how I believe our fearless leader will be returning tomorrow (I think...maybe), any post could be my last! Maybe this one! How about one more Sock Watch? For the road?

COLOR: White, with snazzy yellow trim.

TYPE: Decidedly athletic.

HEIGHT: Ankle/shin hybrid (stretching to somewhere neatly in the middle).

OVERALL STATUS: Dangerously professional-looking! If I didn't know any better, I'd say Jake knew what he was doing!

(Oh, baby does he look good leaning up against that bike. We should totally start a Helmet Watch.)

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You know, I didn't even think about the possibility of this being my last post until I started writing it. Dammit. I should have come up with something more...better. I guess I could leave you with one last look at the deity otherwise known as...

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: THE MULTITASKER!

My God! This isn't even human! He's talking on the phone WHILE balancing on one leg WHILE holding not one drink but two (with straws!!!) WHILE holding his car keys WHILE wearing the best jeans I've ever seen in my entire life!! (It looks like he might be trying to show us some tongue, but that might be the straw that broke the camel's back.) The real question is, how did he open the door?!

Amazing! Seconds later, he's cleared the doorway, hasn't spilled a drop, has flawlessly continued his conversation, and, because he knew we were watching, has flashed us the tiniest glimpse of his boxers! Wait...is he about to use his shoulder to close the car door? Please excuse me. I'm gonna have to lie down. (Seriously, that's pretty damned impressive.)

And lastly, for nice anonymous (*wink*):

72 comments:

Agnes said...

God he's good. He's like multitasker man NO 1!

JoyceDavenport said...

Hey PG-great job- not one but two sock watches on your watch. I'm logging of now in case nice anonymous posts an x rater on that surfing pic- don't think I could handle two in one day!

JoyceDavenport said...

...and I don't even want to think about how he opened that door!

JoyceDavenport said...

I know it's bad form but one more comment for the road...that first pic has it all- the intense concentration on staying upright, the tongue, those nipples straining through the spandex,lovely tousled hair, arm veins, just a peek of chest hair, gorgeous calves and thighs, that manly grip of the bike wheel- and something else I just can't quite put my finger on....

dottieb said...

Are those multitasker pictures new? What's with the short hair? I like it just a little bit longer!

gin said...

oh my lord...spandex jake, multitasking hot jeans wearing jake AND wet jake. the rest of my day no longer matters.

cina said...

WHILE wearing the best jeans I've ever seen in my entire life!!

God PG - that was the first thing I thought when I was looking at those multitasking pictures!! Those are a pair of well-fitting jeans to say the least!! Holy shit - more of those Jake! Dig deep in your closet and I'm sure they are somewhere in there. *fans herself*

Those pics are like from 2004/2005 I'd guess?

Prophecy Girl said...

Yes, the pics are from 2005. June 7, to be precise. Oh, God, I love those jeans. LOVE THEM!! I wish he would wear them every day...or at least on those days when he's not wearing tight-fitting cycling pants or swimming trunks. Screw the cargo shorts!

And Joyce! Good Lord! Such imagery is eliciting completely inappropriate mental images as I sit here at my computer! And to think you thought nice anonymous would be risque... ;)

cina said...

God I'm good! Haha! ;-)

I agree, he needs to wear more thight fitting clothes to show off that gorgeous body of his. Preferably nice fitting jeans like that...

cina said...

See?! He has me so excited by looking that way I can't even spell! Oh well. You get it anyway...

Anna said...

Someone coined a new (I think)phrase over at the Eyelashes a while back. It was costumized for describing Jake, and fits perfectly for the jeans pics; Loin Achingly Gorgeous (LAG).

He is truly LAG in those pics.

Amerika Bound said...

ahhh the old multitasker in hot jeans.. not to mention wearing the flyest kicks ever..


he's my dream guy.

Nothing Really Matters said...

They are nice jeans PG!

It's lucky those drinks have lids on them or we might have a different story!

only1annabel said...

Wow he sure is pretty!
I'm glad to see he is multitasking to such a high standard, I for one cant even do that phone-against-shoulder thing! Maybe Jake could show me...!

Oh and Prophecy Girl thanks for keeping us up to date with all things Jake related in Britpops absence! You've kept us highly entertained!

Smurfeyshmoo said...

...spandex jake, multitasking hot jeans wearing jake AND wet jake. the rest of my day no longer matters.

My thoughts exactly. PG, were you TRYING to make me die? Seriously? How can one man be so...gaaaah? A sock watch in the same post as those beautiful, beautiful legs and multi-tasking-ness? AND top it off with wet surfer!Jake? I may just stare at this post all day long.

Agnes said...

If this is your last post PG I must say you have kept a high standart through out these 2 weeks :)

nice anonymous said...

Thank you so much, Prophecy Girl, for all the hours of effort you've put into the blog while BritPopBaby was gone away enjoying herself in Italy. It's been an exciting time for us all, and I'm so glad you were there to see us through it. In particular, I'm really amused by the new feature of multi-tasking Jake. (If the acting thing just doesn't work out for him, well, we could easily find a place for him here at my job.) Keep up the good work!

Seaweed said...

Great Job PG... and a thought provoking post to end the work week. I think I've found a new favourite topic and it IS "multi-tasking Jake". It combines all those quirky talents and characteristics, from the tongue to the geekyness, the charm, and his total disregard for how this all looks in front of the paps. God what a handsome and loveable devil this young man is.

Many thanks for all your gifted talents in keeping us all on track and informed in Britpop's abscence. You're a real gem yourself.

X0

Marie said...

Damn, those are some fine jeans!

Who says men can't multitask? Jake proves that it's possible. Or maybe this is just further evidence of Jake's status as a step above a mere mortal.

And the picture on the bike--phew!! When I first saw it posted somewhere on the forum I about passed out. His body is pure perfection in that outfit.

Anonymous said...

dottieb,i like his hair longer too,but i don't think you need worry.As PG said,they are from June 2005,so over a year ago.

smurfette said...

i echo everyone’s sentiments—great job at keeping up britpop’s humor in her absence PG! it’ll be great to have britpop back but we’ll definitely miss you. though ’m sure britpop will have you guest blogging again soon =).

btw, I love that jake surfs with a wetsuit/shirt, not bareback like the posers (cough cough, mm, i’m-also-too-cool-for-spandex-bike shorts). it’s so cute how jake’s so serious about gear with every new sport he picks up.

Anonymous said...

His body and everything is to die for.What a hunk of a man.And beautiful on the inside as well as the out.

msdonniedarko said...

PG i hope this isnt the last time bpb lets you take over you were great!!!! and as for jake all wet in thoses pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oooohhhhh baby

Anonymous said...

i always wondered why everyone kept going on about the 'bulge' in those blue shorts surfing pics......it looks quite obvious to me that it is the air pressure that you get when you come out of the water which pushes out your clothes....which i remember from wearing t-shirts and shorts practicing life saving, and my brothers trying to make their swim trunks look inflatable when they're in the pool. so i really don't think that's jake's bulge in the pictures!!!

Anonymous said...

i just wanted to add to the above comment that he is still as hot as hell!! love the muscle definition in his ass...mmm! and he's like one of the most genuine celebs (or people should i say)out there.

Katie of Sweden said...

Ah man, he's too handsome, I can't take it...

PG, come back sooooon! I miss you already.

Bpb:s first post should have the headline BPB IS HOME TOO (just like Jake).

Regarding the Jake Watch SMS Service that I really would like to have when I'm away.... Is there a function in the blogspot blogging that an email with the last post can be sent to people who chose to subscribe? Cause then one could check email via cell phone and read the latest post (without pics of course..but exp. pops Q/A would do just fine with no pics).

cina said...

I want to join in on the praise for you PG! You've done an incredible job the past two weeks, it's been highly entertaining. BRAVO! :-)

scoobydoo said...

Nice bike. I'm sorry... I'm not looking at the socks...

Well done PG. Excellent work.

Prophecy Girl said...

Thank you, everyone! Really I can't take the credit. This was all of you making me look good. Every day I'd check my e-mail and the work was done for me. You guys are great!! Oh, I feel like I'm leaving or something! I'm totally not, of course. I guess I'm just officially rejoining the ranks in the comments section. Yay!! :D

mrs_dalloway said...

Those socks are def worth watching! PG,fabulous job you're doing!! Great material also ;)

Kendra said...

You've made a marvellous work on your JW duty, Pg! Bpb will be so proud of you when she comes back and checks out the site, it will be uplifting to her.

jake said...

hi

jake said...

hi dani

moonbeams said...

PG you've been a complete angel!!!
Looking at the multi-tasking pics, that second one! Gahhh! I love what he does with that body. This man is so heartbreakingly, gorgeous I can't stand it!!!!
He's like a hug waiting to happen.

phoebe said...

It's been said many times already, but I too want to thank you PG for all your hard, splendid work! You're hilarious and I've loved every single one of your posts!! Hats off. :-D

And OH.MY.FRICKIN.GOD. I've never seen those multi-tasking pics of Jake before, and I'm just dying here. He takes my breath away. The AMAZING jeans (I too wish he would wear them every single day, cause sweet moses he looks hot in them!), the gorgeous blue shirt, the boxers (deep breaths..), the multi-tasking (is there like anything he can't pull off?!).. He's just so perfect and incredibly gorgeous!! *SWOON*

msdonniedarko said...

jake is so beautiful!

Den Of Thieves said...

Those jeans are insane! You know, one thing I love about Brokeback Mountain...besides being the most beautiful love story of this generation.. is that Jake rocks an extremely hot ass in that movie with those Wranglers he wears. And I always thought he should transfer that to his everyday life.
And you know, the movie's really good too.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm 2nd time this month Jake has been spotted having dinner with Mandy Moore.

http://defamer.com/hollywood/lindsay-lohan/hollywood-privacywatch-colin-farrell-pedals-in-the-valley-190545.php

Linna said...

Thank you PG, you've done an amazing job, not to mention that you've kept us all sane for the last to weeks!! We all owe you!! :)

dottieb said...

About the air in the shorts - except for the ones where he's actually in the water, those pictures were taken while he was still dry!

msdonniedarko said...

Mandy Moore? what the hell jake needs to stay away from girls in general unless its a jake watch agent:)

msdonniedarko said...

ya i think thats his buldge alright!!!! and if not please let me think so! :)

SquallCloud said...

Will brit let you guest blog once a month?

I covet his jeans.

SquallCloud said...

I'm sorry wrong photo. I covet the multi task jeans. In this photo I covet whoever he's looking at eventhough he's wearing an Ennis "Whut?" expression

dani said...

Well, I managed to make it through the whole day at work. I guess I did what I was suppose to do but I don't know how.

All I do know for sure is that I smiled all day and even got caught a few times by people wanting to know what was on my mind.

Just one thing. Jake leaning against that bike!!!

......By the way, PG. You did a fantastic job. I enjoyed everything.

The Sarsgaals said...

Those jeans are amazing. Wow! We wish there was more documentation of those lovely pants... ;)

Katie of Sweden said...

Mandy Moore? That must be britpop (=mandy moore look alike - according to herself (or that page where you can see which celeb you look like)) he's dating/seeing/whatevah!!!

Katie of Sweden said...

I think something is going on between her and Jake. If he dated Mandy Moore on the 26th (which is the first day since he arrived home) it must be because he had missed her... they MUST have a hot mail/sms relationship heating it up during France thing. Oh yes, they must have. :)

Oh I love those 'sightings'...gives plenty of room for speculation...which is...fun :)

dani said...

AT 1:16 pm "Jake" said "Hi, Dani." Well, back at you! :)

A girl can dream...

Katie of Sweden said...

From
Mandy on wiki
: "In 2004, Moore began dating Scrubs actor Zach Braff. The two met at a fundraising event for the Democratic Party around the time of the November 2004 election. Referring to her relationship with Braff, Moore has said that she likes "good Jewish boy(s)... with a sense of humor". Rumours that the couple are engaged have been denied by both parties. In early June of 2006, tabloids reported unconfirmed rumors that Braff and Moore had ended their relationship; however, around the same time period, the couple were announced to have arranged a week-long trip to Israel together, scheduled for July of 2006."

So next step is to find out; did she go to Israel in July? I don't think so (due to the conflict there at least..).

Elle said...

Yeah, just joining in the general rah-rah for you, PG!! You maintained an awesome watch in the absence of bpb:

Introduction of new watch features (multi-tasking and helmet watch!), double delivery on the ever-popular sock watch; elevated online poll-management to an art form, rallied the troops through some insanely hot weather and some seriously dry Jake-news periods - all in all, a rocking good job!!

Go you!! :)

Anonymous said...

Jake and Mandy Moore spotted
dinner together at Ita-cho on Beverly Boulevard.

7/08/06
http://www.dailynews.com/search/ci_4024979

Gargoyle said...

I'd like to heap more praise on PG, you've done an amazing job!!! I hope multi-tasking Jake pictures continues long into the future, they're just so sweet. All your work is much appreciated PG, thank you for entertaining me when I should be working...

Re:Mandy Moore. She is supposedly either still dating Zach Braff or getting back with Andy Roddick, her ex.
http://www.popsugar.com/14569

She's worked with Richard Kelly (Donnie Darko) on Southland Tales. Hollywood seems to be so small that I'm not reading anything into those two having lunch together. As with all gossip, I'll believe it when Jake confirms it with his own beautiful mouth.

Katie of Sweden said...

I think Mandy fits perfect into the Jake GF type. Her carreer is not competing with his, she's cute and seemingly intelligent, and votes for the democrates. :)

Now I'm off for a week of hiking... I already miss JW and the upcoming Q/A... Have fun!

Anonymous said...

Re Mandy Moore.

Awww, does that mean Natalie has been dumped, seeing as Jake was seen dining and drinking with her a couple of times and that apparently made them a couple.
I'm sure she'll he beartbroken! As will, no doubt, the blonde he was seen joking and flirting with that day he was with Heath and Michelle!

Poor Jake can't win, can he? She spends time with a male friend, that makes them gay lovers, he spends time with a female friend and that makes them straight lovers!

cina said...

Well, that's the way it goes, apparently. *rolls eyes*

Anonymous said...

At the time of the farmers market sighting Mandy had blonde hair.

Mandy is also good friends with Natalie.

Anonymous said...

Which means Mandy and Jake are secretly married with 2 children. And like to be called Jandy by their friends.

moonbeams said...

As between Nat and Mandy, I think Nat has already achieved so much, she seems less driven.It wouldn't surprise me at all if, in the next year or two, she pulled back and decided to slow everything down. I think Mandy would be the more professionally driven and ambitious of the two. Mandy has been seen with Zack very recently.
Hope they get back together!! And If not, I really hope she and Andy rediscover their love. I really do. Good Luck Mandy...do we have agents in place?

heddaparsons said...

Hey! I read a gossip column a few weeks ago saying that Andy Roddick was dating (under the radar) tennis player Maria Sharapova? It's becoming a chore keeping up with this celebrity hook ups!

Natalie/Jake/Gael/Dolores/Ana/Mandy/Zach/Andy/Maria, am I missing anyone??

Anonymous said...

SHWIIIIIIIING to the Nth Degree Baby!

nice anonymous said...

Until visiting Wikipedia, I had no idea that a person like Mandy Moore existed. So I hope that Jake continues to be seen with other young actresses & actors because each sighting of a named person sends me Googling & I learn much, much more about demi-celebrities than I otherwise would, while going about all the tasks & errands of my daily life. I'm woefully deficient in knowledge of actors/singers/whatevers.

Anonymous said...

After being seen with Natalie two or three times and now MM twice, I forgot to add Keira Knightly to the list! Remember Jake was seen two nights running with her in a club before the Oscars, stirring rumours this was a romance!

If he's ever seen with the same woman half a dozen times, the paps will be planning the wedding!

Anonymous said...

'At the time of the Farmers Market sighting Mandy had blonde hair ..'


That's what some people said about Natalie, wondering if it was HER!
Well whoever it was, the people who reported seeing her didn't recognise her, just said she was a blonde.

But then, I wouldn't know Mandy Moore if I was stood next to her! :-)

moonbeams said...

The Farmer's Market report did say she was a very pretty blonde. I think it must have been one of Jake's father's brothers' wife's sister's daughters. Jake like to ride bikes and practice riding his surf-board. He reads a lot and spends time with his family. He has TWO dogs ! He's already over-committed! (bangs head on wall.)

dani said...

"He is already over-committed"

Exactly. I'd like to know when does he have time to be "spotted" on all these dates with different women?

And why are there no pictures? The paps seem to find him doing just about anything else. And if, by chance none of the paps were around - where were the people with their camera phones?

Just like with Jake and Nat's dinner date in New York. We see him waiting. We see him with flowers. We see them walking together. But supposedly they kissed when they first saw each other. Where was that picture?

Obviously, we can't believe everything we read.

SquallCloud said...

Okay this is mad random but whatevs, I don't want Jake dating Mandy Moore because that's Zach Braff's old flame and I want Jake and Zach to be friends. Indie darlings that they are. So there.

PS, I dont' think Jake is dating any of these chicks.

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jake gyllenhaal is really cute. im comparing him to a hott teddy bear.lol.
how do u catch these picturess!!!!!!! i want them!

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