COLOR: White, with snazzy yellow trim.
TYPE: Decidedly athletic.
HEIGHT: Ankle/shin hybrid (stretching to somewhere neatly in the middle).
OVERALL STATUS: Dangerously professional-looking! If I didn't know any better, I'd say Jake knew what he was doing!
(Oh, baby does he look good leaning up against that bike. We should totally start a Helmet Watch.)
You know, I didn't even think about the possibility of this being my last post until I started writing it. Dammit. I should have come up with something more...better. I guess I could leave you with one last look at the deity otherwise known as...
JAKE GYLLENHAAL: THE MULTITASKER!
My God! This isn't even human! He's talking on the phone WHILE balancing on one leg WHILE holding not one drink but two (with straws!!!) WHILE holding his car keys WHILE wearing the best jeans I've ever seen in my entire life!! (It looks like he might be trying to show us some tongue, but that might be the straw that broke the camel's back.) The real question is, how did he open the door?!Amazing! Seconds later, he's cleared the doorway, hasn't spilled a drop, has flawlessly continued his conversation, and, because he knew we were watching, has flashed us the tiniest glimpse of his boxers! Wait...is he about to use his shoulder to close the car door? Please excuse me. I'm gonna have to lie down. (Seriously, that's pretty damned impressive.)
And lastly, for nice anonymous (*wink*):