Today has been hella depressing and for some reason me and my pal decided to go on a ramble/treasure hunt - we only got lost three fucking times and chased by a cow. Nevermind because here comes Jake to cheer me up! Apparently he was out shopping for shampoo, toothpaste and RiteAid(?) - nice! Herbal? How has he managed to shave his beard yet still has mucho facial growth. Hormone supplements? Is he on the Pill? And dude, what is it with the airmail t-shirt? The sooner you get your Boo one the better.