Sunday, May 14, 2006

THE SUNDAY PROJECT

Well after the drama of yesterday it's about time we got things back to normal! This is going up later than usual because I had to email a few million people and then I had to watch the finale of Shipwrecked 2006! I'm seriously thinking of applying for it next year but more on that at another point. So with drama and survival on my brain this week's project is: what sport should Jake take up next? Obviously a lover of the outdoors we've seen him skateboard, cycle and surf but there is a whole multitude of activites he could choose from, so how about:

A. EXTREME IRONING
You get your laundry done and you get to fly throught the air! I understand you may also iron up mountains, in caves and at the bottom of the sea. Why hasn't this caught on?


B. FENCING
The pursuit of kings and Lex Luthor in Smallville - that dude is always jabbing someone with his rapier! I hear poker is the big thing in Hollywood but how joyous would it be to see the likes of Clooney and Affleck donned head to toe in white and mincing around a ring, jabbing each other - and of course Jake!


C. JOUSTING
There was a theme park near where I grew up called "Camelot". They used to have jousting tournamnets every Saturday at 2pm. It was frickin' great and they always made it easy to pick a side because it was The Black Knight versus Lancelot every time! I think they had to cancel it though because apparently one time Merlin wandered onto the track and got ploughed down. I think he lived.


D. LATIN AMERICAN BALLROOM DANCING
My heart is torn - I find men who can dance the Paso Doble both incredibly sexy and yet incredibly poncy at the same time. Saying that, if my relationship with Jake never comes to fruition I will consider marrying THIS man. He's the housewives favourite and oh, so debonair!


E. BINGO!
Everyone loves a bit of bingo! If all those extreme sports get a bit too much Jake can pop down to his local bingo hall and holler with the grannies. I once tried to get a summer job in a bingo hall but the manager explained he would only hire me if I dedicated myself to the bingo industry. I told him I was studying for an English degree and he replied, "Well, then I can put you in charge of writing up the cafe menu. We have liquid chalk!". Yeah, thanks, you've made all my dreams come true.


VOTE NOW!

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Boring. Now thatI know you're a real stalker, I don't feel the same about this blog. How dare you!

gin said...

Well, I vote for jousting. Jake on a horse is enough for me by itself. But add great big long sticks and combat and cool costumes, and, well, sounds like a party. :)

cina said...

Jousting all the way! Explanation unnecessary I feel... *hot hot*

kokodee said...

No, no its gotta be latin dancing!
Who wouldn't want to see senor jake prancing around in a black fitted top?

britpopbaby said...

Boring. Now thatI know you're a real stalker, I don't feel the same about this blog. How dare you!

Quoi?

miffed67 said...

I kinda like jousting, but I think my vote will have to go to ballroom dancing. Hmmmm, could really go for fencing, too.

Cathy said...

Stalking in a playful manner is fine but when it starts putting lives at jeopardy, then it becomes a dangerous thing. Posting pictures of the Gyllenhaal family private space is donwnright wrong. A mature person with sound judgement would be wise enough to understand this and not post the pictures in the first place.

wtbgirl said...

LMFAO!!!!! This is the perfect Sunday move-away-from-the-Saturday-drama distraction. I am EXTREMELY tempted to vote for extreme ironing (LOL) but in my warped reality I see Jake as a champion ... jouster. Yum.

britpopbaby said...

Stalking in a playful manner is fine but when it starts putting lives at jeopardy, then it becomes a dangerous thing. Posting pictures of the Gyllenhaal family private space is donwnright wrong. A mature person with sound judgement would be wise enough to understand this and not post the pictures in the first place.

With all respect Cathy you don't know the full story. Ugh, this means I'm going to have to explain myself so peeps don't get the wrong idea.

squallcloud said...

Hmmm fencing or ballroom dancing. That's a toss up. I'm going with ballroom dancing. he pants are tighter and Jake is such a ham anyway.

squallcloud said...

britpop.

Fuck them. Seriously. Fuck them. It was an honest mistake. Don't keep kissing ass. You've explained enough. You took the link down. What else do these people want? We get it... those of us with brains anyway. Oh yah ... Fuck them.

Katie of Sweden said...

Extreme ironing!!!!!!!!
LOL LOL LOL

Ok, so that's where my vote goes.. I wanne see Jake doing some extreme ironing!!!! Go go go!

nicole said...

Damn, britpop. How do you do it? How do you actually stalk Jake, who lives in LA, when you live in Britain. Come on, people!! Are you serious?

She posted some pictures that she found on the web. Pictures, I'm sure, she thought were fair game to post. It's not like she has been sitting outside his parent's house snapping the pictures herself. Jeez.

As for the sport, I vote fencing! There is something about fencing that seems very hot to me. It might be the tight white outfit but that's just a guess. :)

Anonymous said...

The option entitled 'naked unicycling' is conspicuous by its absence.

Anonymous said...

Gyllenhaal's privacy was compromised because of these silly fangirls.

Miss Twist said...

LOL I doubt that any of the Americans will know what the hell Shipwrecked is. I love it! I am now so sad it has finished, damn the Sharks! I wanted the Tigers to win. I think you would be hillarious on Shipwrecked, so funny. Also did you see Hollyoaks cause Jake was mentioned. And I also severly doubt that the Americans will know who Anton du beck is. My mum is addicted to both "Strictly Dance fever" and "Strictly come Dancing". Did you see when Anton doned a white suit and did "Night fever" I found that so funny. Also when "Come Dancing" was on last time my mum went through a phase of just shouting, "Vote for Collin!" non-stop for about 5 days. God that was annoying!

Anyway back to Jake. Although I am tempted to go for Extreme Ironing cause I think it is the most ridiculous and coolest idea ever thought up. And although I am seriously loving the idea of naked unicyling just because of the mental pictures it conjures. I do believe I will have to go for BINGO! Can't you just see Jake excititedly jumping from his chair(maybe his trousers fall down...LOL)and shouting "BINGO!" and of course doing a Jarhead(which comes out here tomorrow) style victory dance. Also Jake gripping those giant markers gives me shivers down my spine! LOL

Anyway what the hell went on yesterday?! I completely missed it all, that will show me for having a social life! So what is all this about Senior, publishers and Ally from iheartjake?

Anna said...

I've got to go with latin ballroom dancing, simply because the idea of it makes me giggle and I can't stop. LOL!

Squallcloud said: ...and Jake is such a ham anyway...

--> Have you heard the commentary for Moonlight mile, where Brad Silberling (the director) calls him "Gyllenham"? ;)

wtbgirl said...
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wtbgirl said...

Mmmmm taking another look at the options, now I am leaning towards fencing. The fencing garb is ... tight ... and in a better way than the cycling spandex Jake has favored as of late.

Anonymous said...

Fencing Jake would be nice. But you can't beat Dancing Jake. Damncing Jake dancing with Dancing Anton. Now you're talking. ;0)

"Gyllenhaal's privacy was compromised because of these silly fangirls.

8:23 AM"

And yet you still come to this blog. Funny that.

Can we please move on from this. It was an honest mistake, it was sorted out, bygones.

kokodee said...

anonymous 8:23
compromised? seriously?
LMAO!!

Prophecy Girl said...

Jousting. Preferably with Heath.

wtbgirl said...

Mmmm Heath and Jake jousting ... naughty thoughts running through head.

Press Release: Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal to reteam in "A Knight's Tale 2: Back in the Saddle Again."

miffed67 said...

Press Release: Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal to reteam in "A Knight's Tale 2: Back in the Saddle Again."

OMG, stop that! I'm getting all sorts of naughty images!

P.S. Maybe Jake can bet the shirt off his back this time, so he can walk down the road baring for all to see, a la Paul Bettany? LMAO!

beskyddaren said...

LMAO!!!
Extreme ironing is PERFECT for the Gyllenham, kinda combines his love for the outdoors and the more homely stuff like cooking and woodwork.

Sorry to hear about the saturday drama, you've done nothing wrong IMO. Keep up the great work!

squallcloud said...

I admit that my choice of ballroom dancing is also informed by the fact that with the exception of Bingo all the other sports obsure his beautiful face. I giggle at the thought of competative Jake coming out during Bingo though. "In your face, Mildred!" ... I'm sticking with dancing.

~DKBB~ said...

I vote for Extreme Ironing...gotta love a man that loves risks and irons his own clothes! ;)

Smurfeyshmoo said...

In your face, Mildred!
LMAO! The thought of Jake pouncing on old ladies and knocking their Bingo cards to the floor pretty much just made my day.

Anonymous said...

Go Sharks, Shipwrecked rocks! I was also thinking of applying for it next year but the thought of missing this blog for six months, kinda puts me off!

I would have to say EXTREME IRONING has my vote!

gummybug said...

Extreme ironing! Take my laundry up there with you, Jake!

jla said...

I was gonna go with bingo because I thought it would be the safest activity for Jakey to participate in. But then squallcloud brought up a good point...them old ladies are very agressive where bingo is concerned! They can get down right vicious! The term Bingo Bitches is thrown around with abandon in that circuit!!!

I don't know if I want our Jakey entering the seedy underworld of comptetitive bingo! It'd be like the end of innocence for Jacob!Well... whatever innocence he had left after that tent scene;)

Chantelle said...

BritPop, hate to burst your bubble but Anton is SO having a thing with Craig "I want to be Simon Cowell" Revel Horwood. Have you seen the sexual tension between them?!

On that note, my vote definately goes to Dancing! Dancing men are sexy!!

britpopbaby said...

BritPop, hate to burst your bubble but Anton is SO having a thing with Craig "I want to be Simon Cowell" Revel Horwood. Have you seen the sexual tension between them?!

Noooooooooooo! Not Craig Revel WHOREwood! Actually he cracks me up. Anton strikes me as the kind of man who would be more than willing to live a lie in order not to upset Britain's housewives. And if I have to be that beard then so be it!

Chantelle said...

Anton strikes me as the kind of man who would be more than willing to live a lie in order not to upset Britain's housewives. And if I have to be that beard then so be it!

Possibly, I'm sure he'd be more than willing as long as you told him everyday that he is "The best dancer in the World." Not sure how well Craig would take it though!

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