A. EXTREME IRONING
You get your laundry done and you get to fly throught the air! I understand you may also iron up mountains, in caves and at the bottom of the sea. Why hasn't this caught on?
The pursuit of kings and Lex Luthor in Smallville - that dude is always jabbing someone with his rapier! I hear poker is the big thing in Hollywood but how joyous would it be to see the likes of Clooney and Affleck donned head to toe in white and mincing around a ring, jabbing each other - and of course Jake!
There was a theme park near where I grew up called "Camelot". They used to have jousting tournamnets every Saturday at 2pm. It was frickin' great and they always made it easy to pick a side because it was The Black Knight versus Lancelot every time! I think they had to cancel it though because apparently one time Merlin wandered onto the track and got ploughed down. I think he lived.
D. LATIN AMERICAN BALLROOM DANCING
My heart is torn - I find men who can dance the Paso Doble both incredibly sexy and yet incredibly poncy at the same time. Saying that, if my relationship with Jake never comes to fruition I will consider marrying THIS man. He's the housewives favourite and oh, so debonair!
Everyone loves a bit of bingo! If all those extreme sports get a bit too much Jake can pop down to his local bingo hall and holler with the grannies. I once tried to get a summer job in a bingo hall but the manager explained he would only hire me if I dedicated myself to the bingo industry. I told him I was studying for an English degree and he replied, "Well, then I can put you in charge of writing up the cafe menu. We have liquid chalk!". Yeah, thanks, you've made all my dreams come true.