Tuesday, May 09, 2006

THE JAKE WATCH QUESTIONNAIRE

Jake Watch has been online now for over a month and has had over 1,050,000 page loads (most of which were probably me) and so now I reckon it's time for a quick survey to check I'm still on stalking course. I like to know that my punters are happy and satisfied - kinda like McDonalds but with less revenue. If you could please take a moment of your time to give your two cents worth on the following questions I would be much obliged. As you can tell from the picture Jake already filled out his questionnaire. Thank you and please come again.

1. How often do you visit Jake Watch?
A. Rarely
B. Once a week
C. Once a day
D. Several times a day...it's cheaper than therapy.


2. What is your favourite feature?
A. The regular features like Sock Watch and Blatant Stalking.
B. The latest pictures
C. The general snark!
D. Other (please specify, pretty please)

3. How do you like the colour scheme?
A. It's easy on the eye.
B. I hate it.
C. I preferred the black.
D. It's wicked awesome.

4. What improvements do you think could be made?
A. More interactive elements such as quizzes and these bitchin' questionnaires!
B. More pictures
C. Other (please feel free to make suggestions!)
D. The only thing that could improve Jake Watch for me would be if I could surf it whilst Jake himself gave me a backrub then made me pancakes and told me how beautiful I looked today.

5. Would you seriously buy Jake Watch apparell if britpopbaby got her finger out and did something about it?
A. Fo' sure.
B. Nope, sorry.
C. Depends on the price and/or quality.
D. Unsure.

6. Anything else you'd like to mention whilst you're in the mood for sharing?


That's all for today, class. You are dimissed!

48 comments:

Chris said...

Hi,
my answers are CBADC. And by the way I really love this site.

Anonymous said...

1.D, 2. It's a tie, 3.A, 4.D, 5.B. Keep up the good work, I love this blog. It's funny and that's what I need (and of course all the pictures on Jake I need too *sigh*)

spork said...

1.C. Once a day

2.Tie between B and C

3.A. It's easy on the eye.

4. D!

5. D. Unsure.

6. Keep up the awesomeness! This site is a great alternative to studying and the like :D

Dynah said...

1. D (seriously. it always makes me smile, so I like to visit!)

2. B & C

3. A...but really, I'm pretty easy about those things.

4. D. Over and over again.

5. C.

6. You have a wonderful talent and are a bright spot in my day. Thanks!

meg said...

D,B,A, B+A for #4, A...love your site, keep it up. you and the gilded moose are the only things keeping me sane at work.

littleguitar said...

D, D (all of the above, I couldn't pick!), A, D, C

Great blog! I've been posting for a while anonymously, but I decided it was time I show my face... or, my name anyway =)

Anonymous said...

1.C, 2.tie A-C, 3.A, 4.D 5.D

6. you have a great site; it's second next to the gilded moose on my (pathetically long) list of blogs I read every day. keep up the great work!

miffed67 said...
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miffed67 said...

Sorry, I screwed up......here we go again:

1. How often do you visit Jake Watch?
D. Several times a day...it's cheaper than therapy.


2. What is your favourite feature?
A. The regular features like Sock Watch and Blatant Stalking.
B. The latest pictures
C. The general snark!
D. Other (Why is there no All of the Above?)

3. How do you like the colour scheme?
D. It's wicked awesome.

4. What improvements do you think could be made?
A. More interactive elements such as quizzes and these bitchin' questionnaires!
B. More pictures
C. Other (All the Jake news that's fit to print. And some that ain't!)

5. Would you seriously buy Jake Watch apparell if britpopbaby got her finger out and did something about it?
Uh....is HELL YEAH motivational enough for you?

6. Anything else you'd like to mention whilst you're in the mood for sharing?
britpopbaby....you're a GODDESS. Keep up the good work. And yes, I have a Master's in kissing ass, thankyouverymuch. Only well-deserved, tho.

Karyney said...

1. D
2. C
3. A
4. D
5. A
6. I love you (in a platonic sort of way) for making Jake Watch.

~DKBB~ said...

1. D (WAY cheaper than therapy, and much more fun!)

2. A & B, but really, I love it all!

3. C - I'm a bit on the black-hearted side, myself. ;)

4. D - no doubt about it!

5. A - fo' sure!!!

6. This is, without a doubt, my favorite blog on the net (and that's even counting my own!).

Anonymous said...

1. B
2. D; All of the Above
3. C
4. D
5. D

Anonymous said...

1. Once a day.. unfortunately that's all I have time for. I would visit more often if I could.
2. C. All your work is funny and charming. I love all things Jake.
3. A
4. D!!
5. C. Mos def if it doesn't cost and arm and a leg.
6. I love your blog, and I thank Jake daily for finding it!!!

justroe said...

I normally lurk, but since you obviously put so much time and energy into this really great site, I felt it was my duty to give you the requested feedback.
1:C, 2:C&A, 3:C, 4:D, 5:C. (Apparently I'm a big C person.)

Thanks for making this fairly miserable person smile at least once a day.

Smurfeyshmoo said...

1. C/D...I gotta be honest!
2. A/B
3. A
4. D. But, okay, A and B as well. But really...find a way to get me D.
5. C
6. Um...I love Jake? Yep.

Anonymous said...

1.C
2.A
3.A
4.A
5.C

6. Lets see here....I loove Jake Watch I never miss it. Thanks so much your're so funny. Sock Watch is hilarious

kokodee said...

1,C and even one a day is cheaper than therapy.
2,C
3,A
4,D
5,A
6)Marry me! I hear civil partnersips are all the rage in lil'old england. Together we can live a blisful life, engaging in some gyllenhaal fantasies.

Elleann said...

1. C

2. C

3. Never notice it, too busy reading!! And drooling! And laughing!

4. D, of course, what a question!

5. B

6. I love a blog I can rely on to always deliver the goods! Now I want to know when you're going to start a blog that stalks, I mean comments on, some of the other --- um --- objects of my desire ....

mossy said...

1. D

It's slowly built up to this, but yes, I admit I'm a chronic 'fresher with this site. However, I do have a job, so it's only the bookended space on either side! Ahem.

2. C

I love the snark! Otherwise it's just pretty (albeit very pretty) pictures.

3. A

The black was very sharp, I liked it, but I do prefer it as it is now. It's easy to read and adds to the warm tone.

4. A

This is fun! And voting is sexy. (I won't say no to C, either. Hell, I'll just take the pancakes if I have to!)

5. A

Definitely! I know you'd come up with something great - no pressure, though!

6. I can't say it enough, you've touched upon just the right note with this site - so genuine, so warm, so flat-out funny and smart; it's infectious and truly addictive, just like Jake. It's really resonated and brought together some great people, I look forward to hearing what everyone has to say; you all make me laugh and smile. I come here first thing as soon as I log on, it really does brighten my day. Thank you, darling!

The Plastics said...

1. D
2. B and C
3.A
4.D...oh God yes.
5.C

I love this site!

Anonymous said...

Hi Britpopbaby, your blog not only chronicles one of my favourite subjects of lust, it's seriously classy.

1. C. I visit Jake Watch about once a day.

2. B. I love the pictures and the witty, perceptive commentary that inevitably accompanies them.

3. D. It's very soothing and elegant- the perfect antidote to more gossip-oriented internet fare.

4. I'd love to see more pictures most of all, but I also think every new section you come up with is fantastically funny and insightful, so as long as you keep yourself guessing the feedback of satisfied browsers will be rolling in... I think Boo Watch is gorgeous as well.

5. Unfortunately I'm broke so even if they were wonderful I couldn't afford it.

6. I seriously love your writing, it's very versatile and I love the sassy, self-reflexive style you've got going! Yay for Jake Watch! :oD xo

Anonymous said...

1. C
2. A
3. A
4. B & D of course!
5. B, sorry...
6. Only that I absolutely love this site. Please don't ever give it up.

wesntia said...

1. How often do you visit Jake Watch?

= D

2. What is your favourite feature?

= C

3. How do you like the colour scheme?

= D

4. What improvements do you think could be made?

= A, maybe. New stuff is always good. As much as I love your blog now, it's good to keep renewing :)
Also, if you could make option D come true, that would be nice.

5. Would you seriously buy Jake Watch apparell if britpopbaby got her finger out and did something about it?

= C. If it's witty and not too expensive, then why not.

6. Anything else you'd like to mention whilst you're in the mood for sharing?

= I love the blog, it's not mean but it isn't blind lovin' either.
Brilliant.

cina said...

1. D
2. ALL OF THEM!!
3. D
4. D
5. C
G. Just keep up the good work! I love it!

cina said...

^^ That "G" is of course supposed to be number 6...

beskyddaren said...

1.C
2.B&C
3.A
4.D(LOL!)
5.D
6. Love your blog, found it early on through the davecullen-site and boy was I lucky!

Cremaster said...

1 - D.
2 - C.
3 - A.
4 - D.
5 - B.
and i definitely love this site!!! it makes me laugh my ass off everytime that i check it, ; i'm so happy to see that it exists jakefans that aren't screaming, over-emotive teenage girls (no disrespect to them, but...)
Britpopbaby, you're fucking smart & funny!!!!

silver said...

DCAAC

6. Britpopbaaaaaayyyyybeeeee rawks!!! We love you, you sassy stalker you!!!

silver said...

oh and Jake is screaming sexaaaai in that pic

Anonymous said...

1. D
2. C
3. A
4. D (Mmmmmm)
5. D
6. You ROCK!

Sarah said...

Hi
My answers are: 1.C (sadly) 2.B/C 3.A 4.D (too old to get away with it, I fear) 5.B

LOVE this blog.

Anna said...

1D, 2ABC, 3D, 4D and 5B.

I love your blog, and check for updates several times a day. :D

Anonymous said...

1- D
2- A,B,C
3- A
4- D
5- B
6- Not right now

Miss Twist said...

1. How often do you visit Jake Watch?
D. Several times a day...it's cheaper than therapy.


2. What is your favourite feature?
D. Other (all of the features)

3. How do you like the colour scheme?
D. It's wicked awesome.

4. What improvements do you think could be made?
D. The only thing that could improve Jake Watch for me would be if I could surf it whilst Jake himself gave me a backrub then made me pancakes and told me how beautiful I looked today.

5. Would you seriously buy Jake Watch apparell if britpopbaby got her finger out and did something about it?
C. Depends on the price and/or quality.(although I am getting a stalker badge soon!)


6. Anything else you'd like to mention whilst you're in the mood for sharing?
Well now you mention it I wouldn't mind more supermarket talk(Oriental hour!) but that is just me. Also we never did find out who won the very stylish framed picture of the Sarsgaard mullet. And I would of course appreciate any Dill sightings as I have just about given up on my blog.
Great Job Britpop!*MWA*

Anonymous said...

1. Several times a day...it's cheaper than therapy.

2. The latest pictures

3. It's easy on the eye.

4. The only thing that could improve Jake Watch for me would be if I could surf it whilst Jake himself gave me a backrub then made me pancakes and told me how beautiful I looked today.

5. Unsure.

6. This blog is my life support machine! Don't switch it off!

Chantelle said...

Sorry it's a bit late but here ya go.

1. How often do you visit Jake Watch?
D. Several times a day...it's cheaper than therapy.

2. What is your favourite feature?
A. The regular features like Sock Watch and Blatant Stalking.
&
C. The general snark!

3. How do you like the colour scheme?
C. I preferred the black.

4. What improvements do you think could be made?
A. More interactive elements such as quizzes and these bitchin' questionnaires!
&
D. The only thing that could improve Jake Watch for me would be if I could surf it whilst Jake himself gave me a backrub then made me pancakes and told me how beautiful I looked today.

5. Would you seriously buy Jake Watch apparell if britpopbaby got her finger out and did something about it?
C. Depends on the price and/or quality.

britpopbaby said...

Thanks! I know I've done a summary but keep on questionnaring cos I haven't made a final count.

Anonymous said...

My answers are D, B & C, A, and please keep away trolls & do NOT let this blog be taken over by a clique of members who all talk about themselves & their needs more than Jake, and B.

Prophecy Girl said...

1. D
2. A
3. A
4. D
5. A
6. This site is like crack. I need my fix several times a day and am beyond thrilled to find other people as addicted as me to all things Gyllenhaal. Love ya britpop!

Anonymous said...

1.C. Once a day

2. A. The regular features like Sock Watch and Blatant Stalking.
B. The latest pictures
C. The general snark!

3.D. It's wicked awesome.

4.D. The only thing that could improve Jake Watch for me would be if I could surf it whilst Jake himself gave me a backrub then made me pancakes and told me how beautiful I looked today.

5.C. Depends on the price and/or quality.

wtbgirl said...

My answers are D, C, A, D, and C. LOVE this site!!!!!

Anonymous said...

1. D
2. B
3. A
4. D
5. C

6. Extra Credit Answer: I crave all that is Jake - photos, news, movies, information on his TV and/or special appearances, stories, casting news, worldly causes he endorses, anything. Both me (40s) SWF and my daughter (12 yrs) absolutely adore this boy and his movies. His appeal spans age, gender, ethnicity, countries. Thanks providing a great place us to get our daily does of this this gorgeous, awesome dude, whose one of the best actors who's ever graced Hollywood.

tankergirl said...

1. D & proud!
2. The content is great, but it's "C" that's the soul. The perfect tone. Love & humor. Not too sweet, but never mean.
3. A
4. C- A side window specifically for words for the J man himself. No comments, so it doesn't get overwhelmed. Just a way to keep in touch. You KNOW he checks in!
5. C - Make it happen!
6. Mossy put it perfect. Keep it up! We all really need this forum. Really.

britpopbaby said...

A side window specifically for words for the J man himself. No comments, so it doesn't get overwhelmed. Just a way to keep in touch. You KNOW he checks in!

How do you mean, exactly? I think understand but could you elaborate? Thanks!

Kokoro said...

D, everything, but if I had to made a decision: B and C (lol, its actually no decision, too), A&C (i find it a bit boring), i'd love some comic-like funny captions of jake or polls and finally C!:)

Kokoro said...

oh and keep up the forum!!! i love it! It's my favorite internet site! i'm so happy that you update so often times.*hugs*

Anonymous said...

1) D. 2) A. 3) D. 4) A. 5) B.

tankergirl said...

Clarification you requested:
Basically, just what you do for us with the posts, but one that is directed to him specifically. A sort of, saying Hi, but the requisite wink & laugh. The reason I suggest it is that I'm SURE he peeks in, but peeks is the key word. You have to spend some serious time here, and weed thru the comments to see what's going on. An example would be Dill. That would've been an appropriate time for this type of thing. A one shot Save Our Dill kind of thing. Or certainly a response to the pornstache day!

I also want to comment on another topic. I REALLY REALLY like the tone of all of us on this forum. I think it's kept upbeat, lighthearted, and encouraging. Sometimes over on IHJ, they get to scolding one another for having enquiring minds, if you know what I mean. Yeah, we don't know shit, and of course it's "Jake's business" what he does/thinks/wears. Blah, blah, blah. I LOVE that that thing doesn't happen here. We run off the TT skank, and keep the good stalker vibes a-flowin. Ooo-RAH!