Wednesday, May 24, 2006

JAKE SECRET 13TH SUBMISSIONS




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27 comments:

Prophecy Girl said...

I think number two deserves a "holy shit."

thesweetestone said...

yeah, and about no 1- jake makes such a great immaginary friend, right? Im so sure he reads this site. Imagine how it makes him feel about himself. Everytime he feels low or some shit he goes online and sees all these people worshiping him. Wonder if thats healthy...

Nothing Really Matters said...

These postcards are really good.

mop said...

Thesweetestone - That's how celebrities get big heads and then go crazy. Hopefully he takes his fansites with a smile, a chuckle and a grain of salt.

gin said...

thesweetestone-- I'm sure it makes him feel great to know there's people out there who want to tie him up and fuck him. That would boost my ego. ;) Either that, or he hides in a closet and cries out of sheer terror. ;)

mop said...

Tie him up? I want him to tie ME up! "Shut the fuck up and repeat after me!"

thesweetestone said...

wonder if he ever takes a good look in the mirror and says to himself "By god, theyre right. I AM the hottest person in the world. Wow." and then gives himself a joey tribbiani stare fallowed by" and how YOU doin?"
Lets hope not...:-)

thesweetestone said...

wonder if he ever takes a good look in the mirror and says to himself "By god, theyre right. I AM the hottest person in the world. Wow." and then gives himself a joey tribbiani stare fallowed by" and how YOU doin?"
Lets hope not...:-)

Anonymous said...

Waaahh!! I can't read the Jarhead one!! can't get it to enlarge. what does it say?

mop said...
Tie him up? I want him to tie ME up! "Shut the fuck up and repeat after me!"

Oh hell yes!! I'm next!!!

gin said...

Tie him up? I want him to tie ME up! "Shut the fuck up and repeat after me!"

My brain has burst into flames. :)
"STFU!! STFU and repeat after me!!"
Guh.
*blue eyes wide, he tightens the knots*

*thud* *dies*

Bruinsmama said...

I love you little rabid Gyllies so much!

miffed67 said...

I think number two deserves a "holy shit."

video cameras at movie premieres come to mind.....

Anonymous said...

i also do card 1
:)

question: did jake buy a new house since breaking up with kirsten?

always wondered that. pls tell. i'm slow.

Katie of Sweden said...

I haven't heard that he's bought a house. Though there was a speculation that he would build himself a house... but that's just speculation.

Miffed67 :) You mean the "poppa filming his son's fans at jarhead premiere" thing? That's interesting.....

Anonymous said...

then does he live in a condo or w/e now?

britpopbaby said...

Click to enlarge it and you should be able to read it but the greem part says,
'If no one is around..I talk to him'.

Katie of Sweden said...

I don't know how he lives and honestly I don't want to know. That't too private IMO..

Anonymous said...

ok, the second card, I was like WHOA! Could it really be? ...

T.,Lora&sweetie said...

Its nice to see women all around the world, of all races, backgrounds, ages etc. finally putting their differences aside and united in worship of a gorgeous young man. Jake should get a Nobel piece prize.

miffed67 said...

Yup, katie, that's exactly what I mean......

Anonymous said...

I think No. 2 is probably a BritPopBaby friend with an eye for art, some graphics skills & a sadistic sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, t.,lora&sweetie - The Nobel Peace Prize!! :) It certainly would unite women worldwide!! And probably a good few men as well (I think there's a few man-crushes on Jake out there - I welcome the ones who can admit it!) With that beauty - who can disagree?

mop said...

"Jake should get a Nobel piece prize."

Ooh, I'd love to be the one to judge his piece for that prize!

t.,lora&sweetie said...

yes anonymus, we agree...men to. one girl we know went to watch brokeback with her boyfriend and after that all they BOTH talked about was how hot jake was. it was very funny and weard. they were almost fightin about who likes him more...Know what im talkin about t.?:-)

Anonymous said...

I don't want to sound stupid but I don't get number two. It says something like "britpopbaby thinks she's watching me but..." and we see her from what is apparently someone's else perspective (hmm, take a wild guess...).

Is that what everybody's ooing and awwing about?

For the person who asked what no. 1 says -- and nobody answered (until now) -- It says "When I get lonely, I pretend Jake is with me... When I'm alone, I talk to him." (Or something like that.)

miffed67 said...

Actually, anon 4:34, britpop answered what the green text on the postcard says up above you, "Click to enlarge it and you should be able to read it but the greem part says, 'If no one is around..I talk to him'."

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