Remember when we told you Jake Watch was ending ? And remember how we said, "The 'why?' of it all is very complicated, but pe...

The complete archives are linked in the sidebar, but here are a few posts to get you started... " Welcome Fellow Stalkers " (April...

It brings me great sadness to draw a line under this legendary, nay, heroic blog feature. And as I push this small vessel of devotion, truth...

"That is how I see myself most of the time. A Crest toothpaste with bad eyesight." - Jake "I Really Do Say Some Crazy Shit...

Tragically, though not unexpectedly, Jake Gyllenhaal has spent the past several days on a path of self-destruction, reeling from the news th...

I went to a Halloween party dressed as Jake this year...okay, when I say 'Jake', I really mean a 'battery-powered house that vis...

Now look, I know you're all talking about it down dark alleys and in disused warehouses but I really could not let another moment pass w...