tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post5690571775419903919..comments2024-02-17T09:02:22.902+00:00Comments on Jake Watch | Stalking Jake Gyllenhaal Daily: Sock Watch: A Poetic Visionbritpopbabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04444074574966465657noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-24589446238498410632007-09-21T21:21:00.000+01:002007-09-21T21:21:00.000+01:00Hi guys...just droppin' in and catching up on the ...Hi guys...just droppin' in and catching up on the blog...and may I say...<BR/><BR/>OMG LMFAO!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Haikus...Sock Watch....Jeez I've missed you guys!!<BR/><BR/>PG, that second haiku almost made me spit my water all over my computer monitor!!!Charlene Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09974105493356660172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-49497193347160654252007-09-16T14:40:00.000+01:002007-09-16T14:40:00.000+01:00Sock watch is back!!!!Sorry, i'm not good with poe...Sock watch is back!!!!<BR/><BR/>Sorry, i'm not good with poetry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-75166428110378069782007-09-16T04:48:00.000+01:002007-09-16T04:48:00.000+01:00Please go to the beachYour skin exposed causes joy...Please go to the beach<BR/>Your skin exposed causes joy<BR/>Do us a favorAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-61256832032375385292007-09-16T04:42:00.000+01:002007-09-16T04:42:00.000+01:00Where art thou puggle?He's been missing for a whil...Where art thou puggle?<BR/>He's been missing for a while.<BR/>Perhaps he was lost...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-25487101167493897902007-09-15T10:08:00.000+01:002007-09-15T10:08:00.000+01:00Sorry I missed a syllable:You wear brown socks wel...Sorry I missed a syllable:<BR/><BR/>You wear brown socks well<BR/>Jake but they are not stripey<BR/>I like red and white.<BR/><BR/>:D :D :DAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16559077015776449313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-52963603255890448782007-09-15T10:06:00.000+01:002007-09-15T10:06:00.000+01:00You wear brown socks wellBut they are not stripeyI...You wear brown socks well<BR/>But they are not stripey<BR/>I like red and white<BR/>:D :DAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16559077015776449313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-43639550129547827372007-09-15T07:02:00.000+01:002007-09-15T07:02:00.000+01:00Yeah, I smell sabotage too. >:(This is totally una...Yeah, I smell sabotage too. >:(<BR/>This is totally unacceptable. An explanation from MySpace is in order, that's for damn sure!!cinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06902165640305276490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-57117248487633888622007-09-15T03:34:00.000+01:002007-09-15T03:34:00.000+01:00***Whiff of sabotageWhat demon would hurt Jake Wat...***<BR/>Whiff of sabotage<BR/>What demon would hurt Jake Watch?<BR/>Tom is <B>not</B> our friend!<BR/>***<BR/><BR/>...Sorry, it had to be done.Cheritahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08185196623271672158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-34582845650900037192007-09-15T00:36:00.000+01:002007-09-15T00:36:00.000+01:00^^^ I hate to admit it, but two sites going down i...^^^ I hate to admit it, but two sites going down in under a month is definitely suspicious. MySpace did get back to me on Jake in '08 but nothing personal. Two form letters, one telling me how to delete a profile (NOT helpful) and one asking me to verify my identity (also NOT helpful since there was nothing about ME on the Jake in '08 page). Then I heard nothing; it's been over two weeks. And it's not like there's an 800 number where you can call up MySpace and complain to Tom. :-/<BR/><BR/>I never even had the login info for the soundtrack site and brits has had no internet access for almost two weeks...so about the only thing it could be is an outsider complaining or something. It's bullshit. :(Becky Heinekehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13761434453341152193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-45199945609220586752007-09-14T23:59:00.000+01:002007-09-14T23:59:00.000+01:00PG: I don't want to sound paranoid but I smell sab...PG: I don't want to sound paranoid but I smell sabotage. First the Jake in '08 MySpace, now the soundtrack page?? <BR/><BR/>Has MySpace explained why they deleted because I have never heard of them deleting a space w/o notifying the person before hand. <BR/><BR/>Are yiu sure no one is pretending to be you and doing this? Do you know of anyone that would have enough info to pull this off??? <BR/><BR/>This sounds like someting that happened a few years ago when I was involved in the Buffy fandom. Deleted Live Journals, hacking into sites. I would check into it.<BR/><BR/>PS: Has MySpace ever gotten back to you regarding the Jake in '08 MySpace deletion? If not then that is suspicious IMO.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-30313931703811437742007-09-14T23:11:00.000+01:002007-09-14T23:11:00.000+01:00OK, now the Jake Watch Soundtrack MySpace is gone....OK, now the Jake Watch Soundtrack MySpace is gone. What the hell?! Grrr.Becky Heinekehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13761434453341152193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-81164497235630042232007-09-14T21:04:00.000+01:002007-09-14T21:04:00.000+01:00Let's hope so.Let's hope so.BirdGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12936600787347418353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-4264033820952754172007-09-14T20:18:00.000+01:002007-09-14T20:18:00.000+01:00Anon 3:18, I have never in my life attempted a son...Anon 3:18, I have never in my life attempted a sonnet, but here's a haiku for you:<BR/><BR/>***<BR/>Sexy, furry beast<BR/>Man, animal, temptation<BR/>I ask: does he bite?<BR/>***Cheritahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08185196623271672158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-77339797898826607072007-09-14T20:10:00.000+01:002007-09-14T20:10:00.000+01:00We should ask Cantara to publish Jake Watch's very...We should ask Cantara to publish Jake Watch's very own poetry book. I've never seen such <I>profound</I> poems in my life. In fact, I'm moved to tears! *sob*cinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06902165640305276490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-91717281444643893642007-09-14T20:03:00.000+01:002007-09-14T20:03:00.000+01:00You are so manly.Can grow a beard in one dayItchy ...You are so manly.<BR/>Can grow a beard in one day<BR/>Itchy on my neck!<BR/><BR/>A girl can dream can't she! This is great, no matter how bad I am at it.BirdGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12936600787347418353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-53972873621747776732007-09-14T15:18:00.000+01:002007-09-14T15:18:00.000+01:00I'm poetically challenged, but I would love to rea...I'm poetically challenged, but I would <I>love</I> to read a haiku - or maybe even a sonnet - dedicated to the formidable amount of facial/cephalic hair he has (see 'the sad picture').Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-42027927037653840122007-09-14T14:11:00.000+01:002007-09-14T14:11:00.000+01:00Yay for sock watch, takes me back. Has it been nea...<I>Yay for sock watch, takes me back. Has it been nearly 18 months?</I><BR/><BR/>It was 18 months on September 3rd. We're just about to hit our 650th post (!!!!). <BR/><BR/>You guys, your poetry is fabulous. I feel like we should compile these into some sort of official collection. :DBecky Heinekehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13761434453341152193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-42310526515052588702007-09-14T11:35:00.000+01:002007-09-14T11:35:00.000+01:00*Memo to self*Do not read Jakewatch whilst phoning...*Memo to self*<BR/><BR/>Do not read Jakewatch whilst phoning clients, coughing and spluttering down phone whilst attempting to disguise laughter is not a good idea.<BR/><BR/>Inspired stuffAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-45691903313842122102007-09-14T10:12:00.000+01:002007-09-14T10:12:00.000+01:00OMG PG -that second haiku literally made me cough ...OMG PG -that second haiku literally made me cough splutter and laugh.<BR/><BR/>OK my effort:<BR/><BR/>Stern visage, not amused<BR/>Has he seen someone whose <BR/>socks match their shoes?<BR/><BR/>I know it probably isn't supposed to rhyme, and doesn't have the right number of syllables, but it's free form haiku OK?<BR/><BR/>Yay for sock watch, takes me back. Has it been nearly 18 months?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-66524988618957013232007-09-14T04:49:00.000+01:002007-09-14T04:49:00.000+01:00I suck at this shit so please be kind guys.His sho...I suck at this shit so please be kind guys.<BR/><BR/>His shoes look funny.<BR/>But his legs make me horny.<BR/>Wear shorts more often! <BR/><BR/>I was inspired! :)BirdGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12936600787347418353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-23199982877469685702007-09-14T03:07:00.000+01:002007-09-14T03:07:00.000+01:00Here's another one for the bottom pic.***Evil cate...Here's another one for the bottom pic.<BR/><BR/>***<BR/>Evil caterer--<BR/>Cilantro in every dish!<BR/>Jake is not amused<BR/>***Cheritahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08185196623271672158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-7116193619465273412007-09-14T01:49:00.000+01:002007-09-14T01:49:00.000+01:00This comment has been removed by the author.welliwonthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17513448216649190388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-34096701594349485482007-09-14T01:46:00.000+01:002007-09-14T01:46:00.000+01:00A foul odorAssaulted Jake's nose,He lurched. He re...A foul odor<BR/>Assaulted Jake's nose,<BR/>He lurched. He retched. Then ...he froze.<BR/>Sorry. That's my best effort at haiku. I know. I got the syllables all wrong. SO?<BR/>PG. my aging eyes cannot discern the tip of sock so cunningly displayed.Rats.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-8439166428057226242007-09-14T00:28:00.000+01:002007-09-14T00:28:00.000+01:00Shit, I'm not going to get anything else done beca...Shit, I'm not going to get anything else done because now I've got sock haikus on the brain.<BR/><BR/>***<BR/>I do not believe<BR/>Those socks go with your pants, but<BR/>At least <I>you</I> <B>wore</B> socks.<BR/>***Cheritahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08185196623271672158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-79081783031731513802007-09-14T00:12:00.000+01:002007-09-14T00:12:00.000+01:00Okay, I'm sure you knew I could not resist this ch...Okay, I'm sure you knew I could not resist this challenge. Here's contribution number one.<BR/><BR/>***<BR/>What hue is this sock?<BR/>Has your hotel room no light?<BR/>Matches hair, not suit.<BR/>***<BR/><BR/>I think you're right, the action is going to trail off rapidly and we'll be twiddling our collective thumbs until opening week. We definitely need to take as much advantage of TIFF!Jake as possible.Cheritahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08185196623271672158noreply@blogger.com