tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post115806279539671471..comments2024-02-17T09:02:22.902+00:00Comments on Jake Watch | Stalking Jake Gyllenhaal Daily: ZUT ALORS!britpopbabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04444074574966465657noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158430033042754952006-09-16T19:07:00.000+01:002006-09-16T19:07:00.000+01:00Look, I know the Gyllenhaal doesn't answer fanmail...Look, I know the Gyllenhaal doesn't answer fanmail. And he may never forgive Prophecy Girl for that scandalous report she gave, cuz that was supposed to be a secret. But we got an interview by Poppa.....I think it would be SO cool if we could interview Jake. Even if it's just like, 2 questions. I'm sure his answers would be much more interesting than Daddy's. Oh, and while we're at it -- er, YOU'RE at it Britpop, I'm too busy doing, uh, important things....we could get Maggie too! Yesterday I had this fight with an old lady in a grocery store who clicked her tounge at that pic of Maggie in the Marie Claire mag and went, "I don't know why she is so popular. The girl isn't even pretty!" Im like, whoa, dont go there, Ypur Oldness, she is GORGEY! If you do, tell her she was amazing in both WTC, and my personal fave, Monster House.<BR/><3Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158103974033948152006-09-13T00:32:00.000+01:002006-09-13T00:32:00.000+01:00I was in such a rush this AM that I could not chec...I was in such a rush this AM that I could not check you all out here on Jakewatch before going to work. Upon comng home I find that things are beyond cazy, as usual. I am laughing so hard I may not be able to sleep tonight.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158093321947014622006-09-12T21:35:00.000+01:002006-09-12T21:35:00.000+01:00I think we should demand that nice anonymous be ma...I think we should demand that nice anonymous be made headline writer for this paper.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158092473682546662006-09-12T21:21:00.000+01:002006-09-12T21:21:00.000+01:00Loving your stories nice anon!I've never laughed s...Loving your stories nice anon!<BR/>I've never laughed so hard in my lifeThe Chemistry Guruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14980961048899885071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158087440563275872006-09-12T19:57:00.000+01:002006-09-12T19:57:00.000+01:00Brits you look hot!Brits you look hot!Nothing Really Mattershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11221612998198089266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158087202206351472006-09-12T19:53:00.000+01:002006-09-12T19:53:00.000+01:00BPB in leather, holding a rope? No, if she got ca...BPB in leather, holding a rope? No, if she got caught for something, it wouldn't be drug.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158086319345903032006-09-12T19:38:00.000+01:002006-09-12T19:38:00.000+01:00LOL! What another great idea brits!LOL! What another great idea brits!Nothing Really Mattershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11221612998198089266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158086239291858392006-09-12T19:37:00.000+01:002006-09-12T19:37:00.000+01:00Oh Simon you're such a tease! ;-)Oh Simon you're such a tease! ;-)cinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06902165640305276490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158080262993965222006-09-12T17:57:00.000+01:002006-09-12T17:57:00.000+01:00nice anon - your stories are BRILLIANT! LMAO!So, y...nice anon - your stories are BRILLIANT! LMAO!<BR/><BR/>So, yeah, where do you subscribe?!Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17016530815936258273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158075344816597502006-09-12T16:35:00.000+01:002006-09-12T16:35:00.000+01:00I'm feeling nice today because I had a headache an...I'm feeling nice today because I had a headache and then took way too many paracetmols. I may die.<BR/><BR/>I will cross off 'Parental Type' from Pap Bingo.<BR/><BR/>When I get around to updating the BLOG stuff the Pap Bingo will go under 'Projects' so we can all keep an eye on it.britpopbabyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04444074574966465657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158074243740527942006-09-12T16:17:00.000+01:002006-09-12T16:17:00.000+01:00Joyce, Ken Kesey may have made an appearance; in a...Joyce, Ken Kesey may have made an appearance; in all honesty, it's a bit fuzzy...and neon.<BR/><BR/>And because I for some reason haven't mentioned this yet, I can't WAIT to see Maggie on The Daily Show rerun tonight!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Now, I'm going to go away because I've posted a record number of comments on this thread and I really should be filling out other people's annuity applications. Ah, sweet reality!Becky Heinekehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13761434453341152193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158073951787035122006-09-12T16:12:00.001+01:002006-09-12T16:12:00.001+01:00Can we use any of the Martha's Vineyard poetry rea...Can we use any of the Martha's Vineyard poetry reading pictures? I think Frank the Rabbit was in Carly Simon's store that night. He likes poetry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158072819874896622006-09-12T15:53:00.000+01:002006-09-12T15:53:00.000+01:00Take your pick from these, according to your inter...Take your pick from these, according to your interests:<BR/><BR/>Jake Comes Out: Half His Fans Ascend to Heaven in Rapture<BR/>Then Rush to Internet to Taunt the Other Half<BR/><BR/>Jake's Mystery Blonde Revealed: Half His Fans Call Her a Slut<BR/>Then Rush to Internet to Taunt the Other Half<BR/><BR/>Related Story: Kirsten Dunst Collapses, Is Hospitalized for 'Exhaustion'<BR/><BR/>Secret FBI Reports Reveal: Bush Administration Wanted to Send All the Gyllenhaals to GuantanamoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158072730118007862006-09-12T15:52:00.000+01:002006-09-12T15:52:00.000+01:00Nice anon, it's a scandal itself that you wouldn't...Nice anon, it's a scandal itself that you wouldn't recruited to write for this paper. Does BPB expect some backhander just to employ what must be the most talented investigative journalist ever?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158072715484049632006-09-12T15:51:00.000+01:002006-09-12T15:51:00.000+01:00Yay! Somebody I don't know called me a nasty slut!...Yay! Somebody I don't know called me a nasty slut! Unless it's...Matt? Is that you? Or is it Dad?<BR/><BR/>How were the free chips?<BR/><BR/>Damn! Someone busted our hot steamy lesbian affair PG!! What can I say? I just can't resist a firey redhead.<BR/><BR/>Joyce - don't worry, I can pay you, I swear! I made a tonne from pirating custard creams across the seven seas last April!!britpopbabyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04444074574966465657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158072596781657202006-09-12T15:49:00.000+01:002006-09-12T15:49:00.000+01:00*sigh* I might as well tell the truth. The key wo...*sigh* I might as well tell the truth. The key words in the headline are "October Sky." We were both teenagers. We drank Kool-Aid until we got really hyper and then stayed up past midnight playing Super Mario Bros. That was our wild night. My publicist thought it would be a good idea to play it up. I'm so ashamed!<BR/><BR/>Boo acting out, though? I KNOW that's true.Becky Heinekehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13761434453341152193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158072273107871682006-09-12T15:44:00.000+01:002006-09-12T15:44:00.000+01:00Other stories:Boo Radley Acts Out -- Pees on Jake'...Other stories:<BR/><BR/>Boo Radley Acts Out -- Pees on Jake's 2,202nd Pair of Nikes -- Says He Can't Stand Being Without Sexy Brokeback Star: 'You Don't Know How Hard It Gets'<BR/><BR/>Atticus Filled With Disdain: 'Now Boo Knows What It's Like'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158072193925693532006-09-12T15:43:00.000+01:002006-09-12T15:43:00.000+01:00@ nice anon: LMFAO!! :-D@ nice anon: LMFAO!! :-Dcinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06902165640305276490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158072021244211802006-09-12T15:40:00.000+01:002006-09-12T15:40:00.000+01:00LOL, Brit, the "interview", it's going to be HUGE ...LOL, Brit, the "interview", it's going to be HUGE for sure... Great job with the tabloid cover!beskyddarenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15468707338125157905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158071947394617762006-09-12T15:39:00.000+01:002006-09-12T15:39:00.000+01:00I'm crushed. Disappointed almost beyond words. The...I'm crushed. Disappointed almost beyond words. There's no alien abduction story in this issue. I ask you: What is a trashy tabloid without a first-person account of someone undergoing an anal probe administered by bug-eyed extraterrestrials in Roswell, New Mexico? Also, there needs to be an ancient Mayan weight loss secret. And an accusation of near-death anorexia or a dramatic, piggish weight gain flung at some unfortunate celebrity.<BR/><BR/>I await further issues with great eagerness. I'm looking for stories like: <BR/><BR/>The Jake Diet: How I Lost 20 Pounds in Three Days Just By Refusing All Meals While Reading JakeWatch<BR/><BR/>Jake Gains Weight, Needs Movie Role Soon -- right next to:<BR/>Jake Is Wasting Away From Overtraining<BR/><BR/>Jake Is Abducted by Confused Aliens Because of His Enormous Eyeballs<BR/><BR/>My Tumor Shrunk to Nothing After I Placed a Picture From Brokeback Mountain Upon ItAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158071826596264852006-09-12T15:37:00.000+01:002006-09-12T15:37:00.000+01:00Oh, my God, what have you done BPB? All the nasty...Oh, my God, what have you done BPB? All the nasty secrets are going to tumble out of the closet, no one is going to be safe around here. TBL must have garnered quite a few scandalous liaisons in her many years, and what terrible secrets might Simon or Joyce be hiding? BTW, PG, I can recommend a good dentist if you ever need one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158071765301486142006-09-12T15:36:00.000+01:002006-09-12T15:36:00.000+01:00Prophecy Girl, I don't believe you. and I don't th...Prophecy Girl, I don't believe you. and I don't think you are the real Prophecy Girl.<BR/>Your publist said "no comment" when asked about your love life.<BR/>And here you are denying it...you can't be her.<BR/><BR/>Sorry it had to be said.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158071568549124662006-09-12T15:32:00.000+01:002006-09-12T15:32:00.000+01:00A troll is trying a really obvious wind-up, best t...A troll is trying a really obvious wind-up, best to ignore.<BR/><BR/>JD, well remembered about the bingo! I thought Frank the rabbit would turn up before Austin.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158071216889338612006-09-12T15:26:00.000+01:002006-09-12T15:26:00.000+01:00Lies, even nastier anonymous! Lies! (Maybe not t...Lies, even nastier anonymous! Lies! (Maybe not the photo enhancement part.) <BR/><BR/>Erm, maybe not lies, half wrong facts anonymous! I can say no more. But I assure you Jake and I are deeply in love. *whispers* Just don't tell brits!<BR/><BR/>*normal voice* By the way, Joyce, good call on the bingo! We have been slipping, it seems.Becky Heinekehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13761434453341152193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1158070891473525912006-09-12T15:21:00.001+01:002006-09-12T15:21:00.001+01:00Speaking of Paparazzi bingo, was the box for Jake'...Speaking of Paparazzi bingo, was the box for Jake's Mom filled? I thought his parents were on it as well??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com