Thursday, July 13, 2006

CAPTION CORELLI'S MANDOLIN (FORMERLY THE RUBRIC RODEO)

Keep them short! Three lines max because I can't focus after that. The wittiest court jester will win this awesome bike so they can keep up with Jake and the rest of the Raleigh Crew (dog not included - fuck it, dog included!):
Winner from last time:

claire said...
"Hey, won't don't you try selling this great magazine? Its called The Big Issue and all the homeless tramps do it in the UK"

Congratulations, you win that postcard Jake sent us from Mars!

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

awsome bike, no dog damn....

Nothing Really Matters said...

Should this not be a case of back away from my man??

Agnes said...

Yes totally a case of BACK away from my man!

Anonymous said...

Jake's really into learning about the customs of the native Inuits. First, he went on the "Ellen" show & taught Ellen DeGeneres their throat song. Here, at the ESPY Awards, he demonstrates to Matthew McConaughey the Inuit nose-rub greeting.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Who is the guy in the white suit???

White suit guy's thinking:

I didn’t know Brokeback was on!

Anonymous said...

Jesus Matthew will you uncross yer legs!Yer big girls blouse!

Jake,you are far tooo good for this crowd.

Anonymous said...

No longer child's play, the age old game of eye-to-eye contact made it's mainstream debut in this year's ESPYs, as masterfully demonstrated by Jake "Da Pupil" Gyllenhaal and Matthew "McGlint" McConaughey. Stare on fellas, stare on!

Lol, this is where I got my influence from:
http://www.unflinchingtriumph.com

=D

Anonymous said...

"Come on, Matthew, say it once....
Ennis DelMar!"

The Chemistry Guru said...

"I have the flask in my coat pocket"
Heehee!!

Anonymous said...

Matt: "You should've worn the spandex."

Jake: "Here?"

Matt: "I told your ass looked hot..."

Anonymous said...

Oops... should've been "I told YOU your ass looked hot."

Damn! Now it's ruined! ;)

Anonymous said...

Jake: No way! You know I'm not gonna tell you what happened after we left your party!

Anonymous said...

McCgngle;yghy's head makes Jake's look small.

Anonymous said...

My vote's for Gin.

White suit looks like he's both jealous and eavesdropping.

cina said...

"My room. 11:30."

fg said...

Matthew McConaughey is freaking me out!

I wish Jake would stop hanging out with him!

Anonymous said...

Jake: Damned Matt, I wish I knew how to quit you. (pauses) See you at the men's room in 5 min.

Matt:OK (giggles)

Anonymous said...

Jake & Matthew: "1.. 2... 3... Eskimo kiss!"
White Suit Guy: "Gah-DAMN!"

Anonymous said...

oh wow!! I'm so excited - I won I won the last one! Thank you so much to the academy of jake wat..oh, this isn't my caption entry by the way.

~runs off to think of something equally as award winning to see if she can do a Tom Hanks and win 2 in row~

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just don't bother

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