tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post907409276650246995..comments2024-02-17T09:02:22.902+00:00Comments on Jake Watch | Stalking Jake Gyllenhaal Daily: OMG, I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!britpopbabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04444074574966465657noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-9237761337279311622007-04-27T13:37:00.000+01:002007-04-27T13:37:00.000+01:00Oh, wait...I think there needs to be a constitutio...Oh, wait...I think there needs to be a constitutional amendment requiring the President to star in at least one movie per year...shower scenes clause included.<BR/>Other than that, perfect plan.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-53757443010408489402007-04-27T13:10:00.000+01:002007-04-27T13:10:00.000+01:00I fully endorse this campaign 100%!!!I really hope...I fully endorse this campaign 100%!!!<BR/><BR/>I really hope Jake does get involved in the upcoming elections in '08. He campaigned for Kerry in 04.heddaparsonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15838425229423064126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-35701822672291795012007-04-27T10:28:00.000+01:002007-04-27T10:28:00.000+01:00OMG the Campaign tagline would be:"Vote for the Gy...OMG the Campaign tagline would be:<BR/>"Vote for the Gyllenhaal, because voting is Sexy!"<BR/><BR/>ROFLMAO!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-70182310058911559332007-04-27T04:59:00.000+01:002007-04-27T04:59:00.000+01:00Id vote for him! - if i could that is!Id vote for him! - if i could that is!Sam https://www.blogger.com/profile/05664912896190639804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-67923420460721846672007-04-27T03:31:00.000+01:002007-04-27T03:31:00.000+01:00Completely squee worthy pictures at IHJ of Jake pu...Completely squee worthy pictures at IHJ of Jake pushing Ramona's stroller!! AWW!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-87738451672013649262007-04-27T02:09:00.000+01:002007-04-27T02:09:00.000+01:00^^^I'm suddenly feeling very patriotic!^^^I'm suddenly feeling <I>very</I> patriotic!call me cheritahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17063184046566922081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-84155546534174821752007-04-27T02:04:00.000+01:002007-04-27T02:04:00.000+01:00If the guy in Iran, and the guys in Iraq, and the ...If the guy in Iran, and the guys in Iraq, and the guy in North Korea, and those guys in Darfur and Somalia were ever exposed to the Gyllenbaffle, they would all surrender! Totally. We would, like, have World Peace.Plus.Jake would be on TV almost every single day doing cool stuff and he'd wear a tux at least once a week for those White House social functions. And Maroon 5 would play for all the parties. I cannot wait.To demonstrate how strong he is on National Defense, could we use this very dramatic, powerful picture of him...from Jarhead. Standing out there, alone, the night sky lit with explosions, Jake posed/poised rifle in hand, that cute little red hat, that gleaming, rippling, naked torso...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-41671720057839346752007-04-27T01:05:00.000+01:002007-04-27T01:05:00.000+01:00I love the idea of Jake running for President (scr...I love the idea of Jake running for President (screw the age requirement!). If for no other reason than to experience the introduction of Gyllenbaffle (or, Gyllenbabble) to those stuffy, boring, superficial "official" tv debates.<BR/>Now THAT would be worth watching....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-86716959766653525092007-04-27T00:32:00.000+01:002007-04-27T00:32:00.000+01:00The debate is on now and Jake has NOT shown up. W...The debate is on now and Jake has NOT shown up. We're not off to a great start. But I totally back a Gyllenhaal/Downey, Jr. ticket! And then, as BPB said, I can run the country from behind closed doors. There are absolutely no flaws in this plan.Becky Heinekehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13761434453341152193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-49867069951445312252007-04-26T23:48:00.000+01:002007-04-26T23:48:00.000+01:00If the Right Wing is disappointed enuf, they will ...If the Right Wing is disappointed enuf, they will stay home and not vote. They are very sensitive that way. They become sad easily.I reccommend we send all the Right Wingers a Life Time Membership in the ACLU and one for Greenpeace compliments of THEIR candidate. The week before the election we have Lance Bass and TR Knight co-sponsor a special event for the Right Wing candidate. On Election Day itself, we will sponsor a special NASCAR race with all the Right Wing's favorites driving. No one will leave their TV sets long enough to vote.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-6117818140965101472007-04-26T21:36:00.000+01:002007-04-26T21:36:00.000+01:00Ooh, BritPop, if RDJ became VP, I might actually s...Ooh, BritPop, if RDJ became VP, I might actually start watching C-SPAN!<BR/><BR/>(my fellow Merkins will know what that is)<BR/><BR/>Can you imagine the two of them together in campaign press? They couldn't lose. Even right-wing fanatics can't be completely immune to that level of charm...can they?call me cheritahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17063184046566922081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-83105067402374955722007-04-26T21:30:00.000+01:002007-04-26T21:30:00.000+01:00The Waverly Inn is the chic newish restaurant (Ope...The Waverly Inn is the chic newish restaurant (Opened last year) that Graydon Carter, Vanity Fair Magazine's top man is the owner.<BR/>Heath was also spotted in town the day before.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-17845589910779649092007-04-26T21:28:00.000+01:002007-04-26T21:28:00.000+01:00I think having two hot guys on the ticket is a goo...I think having two hot guys on the ticket is a good idea!!!!!I also like the idea of Bachelor President Jake. As I see it, Robert appears to be happily married and close to his son. That is a serious problem, if you do the bacheor theme. OTOH, it might be OK. But if you decide to find Jake a first lady, may I reccommend Drew Barrymore? Everyone loves Drew, Jake and Robert! How could they not win!@!!Here we have three people with tremendous universal appeal, no matter you age, sexual perference or gender. Ohhhh! I really like this!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-37137138082280458022007-04-26T21:18:00.000+01:002007-04-26T21:18:00.000+01:00I see PG as masterminding the whole thing from 'Be...I see PG as masterminding the whole thing from 'Behind the Scenes'. VP is a more 'puppet' job - I vote Robert Downey Jnr. Exciting, contraversial but shorter than Jake, so it'll work well on TV.britpopbabyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04444074574966465657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-20673374768617315042007-04-26T20:11:00.000+01:002007-04-26T20:11:00.000+01:00Perhaps we can change the Constitution so that the...Perhaps we can change the Constitution so that the age can be lowered to 26?<BR/><BR/><B>Jake - the write-in candidate.</B><BR/><BR/>P.S. Agent Vx3 volunteers to be Jake's <B>BODY</B> guard!!veeveeveehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15825941874076427091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-5972125109452594532007-04-26T20:06:00.000+01:002007-04-26T20:06:00.000+01:00^^^ Darling, what have you heard? :)WHY did I not ...^^^ Darling, what have you heard? :)<BR/><BR/>WHY did I not think to put myself on the ticket as VP?! Son of a bitch. This is what I get for organizing an entire Presidential campaign the night before the debates.Becky Heinekehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13761434453341152193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-55458023506546276742007-04-26T20:02:00.000+01:002007-04-26T20:02:00.000+01:00Oh darling you’ve out done yourself this time PG! ...Oh darling you’ve out done yourself this time PG! However I’m thinking I might run for the position of Presiden! I know you’re all shocked! But hey I think “Pussy for President” has a better ring to it!Or I could take up another role?<BR/><BR/>PG darling I hope you’ve not got yourself another bok deal with out me!Nothing Really Mattershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11221612998198089266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-56128576840865236182007-04-26T19:57:00.000+01:002007-04-26T19:57:00.000+01:00Think of how cool Washington, D.C. and the whole w...<I>Think of how cool Washington, D.C. and the whole world would be if Jake were President!!!</I><BR/><BR/>The coolest! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-66907023524122699262007-04-26T19:46:00.001+01:002007-04-26T19:46:00.001+01:00PG, couldn't you run for vice-presidency? The Gyll...PG, couldn't you run for vice-presidency? The Gyllenhaal-ProphecyGirl tandem would be invincibleKayDeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13819351979205012204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-67517712967929633362007-04-26T19:46:00.000+01:002007-04-26T19:46:00.000+01:00OMG! BPB is right! We absolutely have to resolve t...OMG! BPB is right! We absolutely have to resolve the "First Lady" issue. Personally, I think Jake should be our playboy bachelor President. I think he should do multiple "First Ladies." Well, not DO them, per se, but different ones for different occasions. And actually Maggie, Naomi and Ramona should stand in. And he could appoint Stephen, Director of the National Endowment for the Arts and then we can all get <BR/>funded! Think of how cool Washington, D.C. and the whole world would be if Jake were President!!! In fact, I think you guys need a follow up campaign thread ASAP:If Jake Were President.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-61474545196780761412007-04-26T19:31:00.000+01:002007-04-26T19:31:00.000+01:00OT; From Fox.com: A Maggie and Jake sighting:But ...OT; From Fox.com: A Maggie and Jake sighting:<BR/><BR/>But at Carter’s Waverly Inn last night: Brother and sister Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal were dining together in one corner, while Harvey Weinstein and designer/girlfriend Georgina Chapman ate an after-theater meal with “Talk Radio” star Liev Schreiber and pregnant girlfriend, Naomi Watts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-86919036133120050662007-04-26T18:34:00.000+01:002007-04-26T18:34:00.000+01:00joycedavenport, U R my idol, and I want you to kno...joycedavenport, U R my idol, and I want you to know, having passed that threshold a couple of months ago, it is not nearly as painful as one might think. Take vitamins, exercise, get lots of sleep, no smoking, drink water, olive oil (yes a tablespoon every day!), no red meat and forego distilled spirits in favor of red wine (Alcohol ages you!). Maintain a good weight, dye your hair and use proper creams and lotions on your face. Watch your posture! Shoulders back, chin up! Now. Tell me you don't look at least ten years younger!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-54063411919055582322007-04-26T18:30:00.000+01:002007-04-26T18:30:00.000+01:00Oh god, now we're going to have the whole 'First L...Oh god, now we're going to have the whole 'First Lady' debate. Either Reese dumps those kids or we'll have to throw a wig and frock on Austin.britpopbabyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04444074574966465657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-61638060097040970142007-04-26T18:15:00.000+01:002007-04-26T18:15:00.000+01:00This is fabulous! Hilarious!This is fabulous! Hilarious!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-59153281539788499232007-04-26T15:33:00.000+01:002007-04-26T15:33:00.000+01:00Oh well- I did try to give up my exciting online l...Oh well- I did try to give up my exciting online life- but you got me good girl. <BR/><BR/>Drafting the petition right now...<BR/><BR/>Seriously if you guys must elect actors it has to be Jake rather than Ronnie or Arnie. At least when we did it it was Glenda Jackson. <BR/><BR/>(There I go showing my age again).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com