tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post116977774439153987..comments2024-02-17T09:02:22.902+00:00Comments on Jake Watch | Stalking Jake Gyllenhaal Daily: CELEBRITIES TO KEEP AN EYE ONbritpopbabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04444074574966465657noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169913425338397952007-01-27T15:57:00.000+00:002007-01-27T15:57:00.000+00:00Ellen is in very good company, since I only recall...Ellen is in very good company, since I only recall Jake playing his harmonica on previous occasions for Heath & a flock of sheep. Thanks to all who are adept at YouTube for recording this & letting us hear that soft, goofy beloved voice. I wonder how many more media appearances Jake is going to make in the coming months. I'm so glad "Zodiac" is bringing him out onto the TV every other week or so. Wonder where else he's scheduled to show up?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169879560443988952007-01-27T06:32:00.000+00:002007-01-27T06:32:00.000+00:00I've heard a lot of descriptives in my long and ev...I've heard a lot of descriptives in my long and eventful life as a somewhat promiscuous Democrat, but "in bed, my harmonica" is a new one. Gotta love the boy! How could you not!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169863765869615292007-01-27T02:09:00.000+00:002007-01-27T02:09:00.000+00:00And here's mine, as promised, although my sucky ca...And here's mine, as promised, although my sucky camera made the file too big, so I had to cut out Ellen's intro. Therefore it starts immediately with Jake:<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffEXrJtNiUIveeveeveehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15825941874076427091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169863709159559502007-01-27T02:08:00.000+00:002007-01-27T02:08:00.000+00:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.veeveeveehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15825941874076427091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169863556580976382007-01-27T02:05:00.000+00:002007-01-27T02:05:00.000+00:00Awww! Jake played his harmonica for her...and Damn...Awww! Jake played his harmonica for her...and Damn! He sounded SO sexy!!! I mean he really sounded...amazing...did he say he was in bed, playin' his harmonica??? Good thing he actually played it then! The harmonica... LOLOL!!!! O.M.G.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169862305155392032007-01-27T01:45:00.000+00:002007-01-27T01:45:00.000+00:00^^^ thanks so much, anon! so cute and sweet and f...^^^ thanks so much, anon! so cute and sweet and funny. so jealous of ellen! haha, i love her too tho.salailamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15198455465405759241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169861667300232242007-01-27T01:34:00.000+00:002007-01-27T01:34:00.000+00:00Ellen and Jakehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNTRx...Ellen and Jake<BR/><BR/><A>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNTRxj1gu-I</A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169861223596930292007-01-27T01:27:00.000+00:002007-01-27T01:27:00.000+00:00I think I know who abducted BPB and PG. Some manip...I think I know who abducted BPB and PG. Some manipulative and pretentious person who is probably trying to do a brain tranplant to get some funny shit in her own brain, since she totally lack any wit. I trust you know who I mean. Check out the latest, just check it out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169858394147104732007-01-27T00:39:00.000+00:002007-01-27T00:39:00.000+00:00I went to Ellen's website and watched a promo vide...I went to Ellen's website and watched a promo video for her b'day celebration. All I could hear was her celebrity stalker saying,"Pick up the phone, Ellen." With some heavy breathing...but if that was Jake, and it sure could have been, OMG!!! He sounded so incredibly sexy I almost...nevermind.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169855595612004472007-01-26T23:53:00.000+00:002007-01-26T23:53:00.000+00:00I agree about Clooney, the pig comment did it.PS: ...I agree about Clooney, the pig comment did it.<BR/><BR/>PS: Jake's bit on the Ellen show sounds like a hoot!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169852064563665452007-01-26T22:54:00.000+00:002007-01-26T22:54:00.000+00:00Agent Vee here - I regularly DVR the Ellen show, s...Agent Vee here - I regularly DVR the Ellen show, so as soon as I get home from work (another two hours), I will do my agently duty and put the recordings on YouTube, if they're not already there.<BR/><BR/>I'll keep you posted.<BR/><BR/>Agent Vee Out.veeveeveehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15825941874076427091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169846658062276822007-01-26T21:24:00.000+00:002007-01-26T21:24:00.000+00:00or perhaps it's some lust-struck fan who'd like to...or perhaps it's some lust-struck fan who'd like to keep jake in his storage room as a sex toy. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169846415526053922007-01-26T21:20:00.000+00:002007-01-26T21:20:00.000+00:00I think it's none of the above. Instead, it's clea...I think it's none of the above. Instead, it's clearly a plot by Paramount-Dreamworks. Doubtless someone from the studio has kidnapped Jake. Even now a burly operative is muttering into Jake's ear: "You made fun of 'Dreamgirls' on national television. It was all over the Internet! Your clip was viewed by over a quarter of a million people on YouTube. And then we didn't get a Best Picture nomination. It's your fault, Jake. The only way we'll let you live is if you agree to spend the rest of your life as a love slave, chained up in David Geffen's basement."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169844799908788742007-01-26T20:53:00.000+00:002007-01-26T20:53:00.000+00:00i wouldn't mind being kidnapped by george cloney.a...i wouldn't mind being kidnapped by george cloney.<BR/><BR/>and they look so hot together in that pic. <BR/><BR/>kaydee had a visual of being sandwiched between those two, with - or preferably without - tuxes. <BR/><BR/>guhAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169840245923439732007-01-26T19:37:00.000+00:002007-01-26T19:37:00.000+00:00Are you sure that's Jake saying "Come on, pick up ...Are you sure that's Jake saying "Come on, pick up the phone?" It doesn't sound like him at all! But if that was him....good God...just when I thought he couldn't get any sexier...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169839256646672812007-01-26T19:20:00.000+00:002007-01-26T19:20:00.000+00:00^^me too, but BPB and PG are our top agents respon...^^me too, but BPB and PG are our top agents responsible for ensuring jake's safety-- perhaps by first kidnapping the girls, the captor has succeeded in leaving jake more vulnerable than ever! good thing we've got agent 6 (whoever he is), and the rest of us manning the operations. <BR/><BR/>and thanks, anon and getreal for the ellen news, he's so sweet! i hope it gets on youtube too!<BR/><BR/>hmm... so jake is stalking ellen, much like we stalk him--i wonder if this has anything to do with PG and BPB's kidnapping? maybe a stretch, but you never know how these things come to be connected...salailamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15198455465405759241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169838315002888302007-01-26T19:05:00.000+00:002007-01-26T19:05:00.000+00:00I'm confused. I can understand totally why someone...I'm confused. I can understand totally why someone would want to kidnap Jake. Totally. But why would George Clooney want to kidnap BPB or PG???? It won't bring Max back!!!!! If this means we all have to take a side trip to Lake Como to investigate...I can do that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169838255625887532007-01-26T19:04:00.000+00:002007-01-26T19:04:00.000+00:00According to IHJ, Jake was part of Ellen Degenere...According to IHJ, <A HREF="http://iheartjake.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=gyllenhaalics&action=display&num=1169824944" REL="nofollow"> Jake was part of Ellen Degeneres birthday show</A>. Hope someone can get it on YouTube. He sounds adorable as always trying to stalk her, lol. <BR/><BR/>And love these pics of him with random celebs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169836192048956992007-01-26T18:29:00.001+00:002007-01-26T18:29:00.001+00:00Oh and "Land Shark" - I LOVED Land Shark.Candygram...Oh and "Land Shark" - I LOVED Land Shark.<BR/><BR/>Candygram?veeveeveehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15825941874076427091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169836160932864162007-01-26T18:29:00.000+00:002007-01-26T18:29:00.000+00:00Silly me, Cina! I had forgotten about that. I kn...Silly me, Cina! I had forgotten about that. I knew that George had an affinity for pigs, having had a pet one for years, and that it recently died. I had forgotten we killed it. No wonder George is pissed.<BR/><BR/>Definitely George. Definitely.<BR/><BR/>Although if he's the one who has Brit and PG, they may not necessarily want to be saved. Or at leat not for a little while... ;)veeveeveehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15825941874076427091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169833823044991052007-01-26T17:50:00.000+00:002007-01-26T17:50:00.000+00:00If you go to the homepage of the Ellen show you ca...If you go to the homepage of the Ellen show you can hear Jake being one of her 'Celebrity Stalkers' (on the Birthday edition)... you can hear him say "C'mon, pick up the phone." It made me all tingly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169833603680815172007-01-26T17:46:00.000+00:002007-01-26T17:46:00.000+00:00I know for a fact that despite seemingly severing ...I know for a fact that despite seemingly severing all ties with his homeland, Anthony Hopkins is actually the Head of the Welsh Mafia, Codename: RED DRAGON. This also explains his role in the aforementioned film - it was a cover for a trans-continental sheep smuggling ring. There are pictures of Ed Norton with more sheep than any man needs.<BR/><BR/>I think this should be looked into.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169830999649636662007-01-26T17:03:00.000+00:002007-01-26T17:03:00.000+00:00Have either BPB or PG ever expressed any interest ...<I>Have either BPB or PG ever expressed any interest in slaughtering pigs????</I><BR/><BR/>No, but like I said, we accidentally killed George's pig Max when mugging him of his Oscar in order to give it to Jake instead. That's his motive.<BR/><BR/>I'm telling you. It's George. And I'm after him as we speak.cinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06902165640305276490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169829563359381152007-01-26T16:39:00.000+00:002007-01-26T16:39:00.000+00:00Are you suggesting that George Clooney kidnapped B...Are you suggesting that George Clooney kidnapped BPB and PG???? Bcz I'm totally up for that!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1169829474624535492007-01-26T16:37:00.000+00:002007-01-26T16:37:00.000+00:00Here's the thing.Jake is very physically fit. So I...Here's the thing.Jake is very physically fit. So IMHO,I think who ever is responsible will have to use guile and cunning rather than use force.<BR/>Thus, I move George and RD,Jr. to the top of the list. Jake likes and admires both of them. They have guile and cunning. These crimes are often committed by people we think we know as opposed to random crimes by total strangers. And both have a motive. Geoerge's is obvious. The Pig. Robert's motive may be less obvious. As for BPB and PG. I'm thinking SNL. Remember the "land shark?" Again. Guile and cunning.<BR/>It was someone they thought they knew. Have either BPB or PG ever expressed any interest in slaughtering pigs????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com