tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post115219105088953562..comments2024-02-17T09:02:22.902+00:00Comments on Jake Watch | Stalking Jake Gyllenhaal Daily: MY, THIS IS ALL GETTING A LITTLE SERIOUS AIN'T IT?britpopbabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04444074574966465657noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152286629280603422006-07-07T16:37:00.000+01:002006-07-07T16:37:00.000+01:00They've hired Lance to train them?They've hired Lance to train them?britpopbabyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04444074574966465657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152280481804396052006-07-07T14:54:00.000+01:002006-07-07T14:54:00.000+01:00Still, that pot belly turned out to be a wonderful...Still, that pot belly turned out to be a wonderful career move for Clooney -- since, partly as a result of that 35-pound weight gain, he won an Academy Award & got the opportunity to make his headlining "I'm proud to be out of touch" speech. <BR/><BR/>No, seriously, though, Clooney had a Big Year, and his classmates at Hollywood High, unable to resist his charisma & glibness, all voted him their class president.<BR/><BR/>He's wonderfully handsome, delightfully witty, and principled ... but at times just a tad too smug for me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152276632734275722006-07-07T13:50:00.000+01:002006-07-07T13:50:00.000+01:00I was wondering if Jake is a late-blooming jock. I...I was wondering if Jake is a late-blooming jock. In the accounts of his earlier life that I've read, he doesn't sound like a high school athlete. He sounds more like the hip, artsy type. So maybe he's developed this side of himself a little bit later in life? I've got a friend who loathed gym class, but is now quite athletic -- he's also a dedicated cook & very knowledgeable about restaurants. He tells me, "I run & work out so that I can eat." So maybe Jake is a little like that. But with Jake, it's even more of a necessity because his livelihood very much depends on his physical appearance & condition.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152263949658043132006-07-07T10:19:00.000+01:002006-07-07T10:19:00.000+01:00I'm wondering. Do you think maybe they were shooti...I'm wondering. Do you think maybe they were shooting a promotional vidoe or something related to the ESPY Awards show? It could be that we will see actual footage of them riding with Lance on the show.<BR/>Really don't like the idea of Jakey riding around in all that LA traffic, tho. I think he needs to stick to the sidewalk. Does Naomi know about this?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152252068199115252006-07-07T07:01:00.000+01:002006-07-07T07:01:00.000+01:00gin - those legs are to die for!!!gin - those legs are to die for!!!cinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06902165640305276490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152245495385915282006-07-07T05:11:00.000+01:002006-07-07T05:11:00.000+01:00Anon 8:18 PM, do you have a link to this:I just re...Anon 8:18 PM, do you have a link to this:<BR/><BR/><I>I just read this on the internet:<BR/><BR/>MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY and JAKE GYLLENHAAL have hired a tough taskmaster to perfect their cycling skills in the Hollywood Hills - Tour De France champion LANCE ARMSTRONG.<BR/><BR/>Looks like Jake is really getting serious about the bike riding!</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152242751122822332006-07-07T04:25:00.000+01:002006-07-07T04:25:00.000+01:00I was just perusing the rest of the cycling pics a...I was just perusing the rest of the cycling pics at IHJ...and the ones of Jake standing up riding are...incredible...I can't even look. I had to stop. I mean, those lick-a-licious legs in those bicycle shorts, all that muscle...god. I'm sorry to gush but I thought if there was anyone who could understand me being blinded by the beauty that is Jake...it would be fellow Jake Watchers. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152242337899138442006-07-07T04:18:00.000+01:002006-07-07T04:18:00.000+01:00I just read this on the internet: MATTHEW MCCONAUG...I just read this on the internet:<BR/><BR/> MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY and JAKE GYLLENHAAL have hired a tough taskmaster to perfect their cycling skills in the Hollywood Hills - Tour De France champion LANCE ARMSTRONG.<BR/><BR/> Looks like Jake is really getting serious about the bike riding!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152238657287139392006-07-07T03:17:00.000+01:002006-07-07T03:17:00.000+01:00Forget it. None of them are Austin. They're all to...Forget it. None of them are Austin. They're all too short and the faces are all wrong. The dude in the white is the one I was referring to but the closer the pic gets to his face the more different he looks so...JadziaDragonRiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14016907011781007934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152233951515423482006-07-07T01:59:00.000+01:002006-07-07T01:59:00.000+01:00Is the one dude Austin? I can't tell kinda looks l...Is the one dude Austin? I can't tell kinda looks like him but all that fucking shit all over their faces is making identification tough. Me and Jake would never work. I'm too fucking lazy. <BR/><BR/>The description of your brief but disasterous affair with a ford escort was heart chilling brit. Glad you weren't knocked senseless because we wouldn't be able to bask in your wit.JadziaDragonRiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14016907011781007934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152231794371466462006-07-07T01:23:00.000+01:002006-07-07T01:23:00.000+01:00You are forgetting one basic principle: Jake is GO...You are forgetting one basic principle: Jake is GOD!<BR/>All others revolve around HIM.<BR/>That is how he knows all these clowns.<BR/>see, simple<BR/>BruinsmamaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152230295636494012006-07-07T00:58:00.001+01:002006-07-07T00:58:00.001+01:00Are they really calling him "sporty spice?" Kewl!...Are they really calling him "sporty spice?" Kewl! Beats the hell out of Toothy Tile... GAWD but I cannot stand Teddy C. Totally vermin. A slug. Makes me retch!. Let us strike his name from every obelisk, from every pylon, ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152230295465068472006-07-07T00:58:00.000+01:002006-07-07T00:58:00.000+01:00Are they really calling him "sporty spice?" Kewl!...Are they really calling him "sporty spice?" Kewl! Beats the hell out of Toothy Tile... GAWD but I cannot stand Teddy C. Totally vermin. A slug. Makes me retch!. Let us strike his name from every obelisk, from every pylon, ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152228738658040232006-07-07T00:32:00.000+01:002006-07-07T00:32:00.000+01:00Don't know how Jake and Lance met, but Lance and M...Don't know how Jake and Lance met, but Lance and Matthew McC. are best buds:<BR/><BR/>http://www.statesman.com/sports/content/sports/stories/other/06/25lance.htmlHephaistionLohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16743169068784265351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152224953627275132006-07-06T23:29:00.000+01:002006-07-06T23:29:00.000+01:00Yeah! The spandex definitely does it for me! The M...Yeah! The spandex definitely does it for me! The Man can wear just about anything and get away with it.<BR/>And did y'all know that Jake "sporty spice" Gyllenhall can now call himself "Celebrity Athlete of the Year":<BR/><BR/>http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/04/<BR/>jake-gyllenhaal-the-original-sporty-spice/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152214980142037142006-07-06T20:43:00.000+01:002006-07-06T20:43:00.000+01:00Oh I WISH, anon 12:15!! I just meant he can "pull ...Oh I WISH, anon 12:15!! I just meant he can "pull it off"...like, he's one of the lucky minority who can wear Spandex in public without it being offensive. Yeah...if he was literally pulling it off, I'd pay mucho dinero to see that, as well. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152213341512886292006-07-06T20:15:00.000+01:002006-07-06T20:15:00.000+01:00gin! Jakey was pulling OFF spandex??!!! When??? Wh...gin! Jakey was pulling OFF spandex??!!! When??? Where??? I'd give away my first born child to just watch!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152212631179460292006-07-06T20:03:00.000+01:002006-07-06T20:03:00.000+01:00Yeah I don't get the Spandex Bashing either.I gues...Yeah I don't get the Spandex Bashing either.<BR/><BR/>I guess it just goes to show how many people are clueless when it comes to proper athletic gear when participating in any sort of sport. These people need to get out more often. I don't remember people being upset when Jake played softball last year and wore an appropriate glove on his hand.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152212005396280052006-07-06T19:53:00.001+01:002006-07-06T19:53:00.001+01:00The fact that Jake is biking with Lance Armstrong ...The fact that Jake is biking with Lance Armstrong is such a testament to his determination and athleticism...and also his ability to completely pull off Spandex, which I usually say should only be worn in the home...that it just makes me want him more. As if that were even possible.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152211261228583042006-07-06T19:41:00.000+01:002006-07-06T19:41:00.000+01:0010:51 AM here. So. Then we can agree Matthew looks...10:51 AM here. So. Then we can agree Matthew looks like a muscular chubby? This is important to me. (Jake is SO not a muscular chubby. Not an ounce of body fat on him...unless I can't see it, bcz of the spandex...) On a more important note: Natalie Portman was reported as among those celebrating the 4th at Matt's house party. As was Jakey. Can anyone confirm this? Any reports of Nat and Jakey hangin' out together warms my heart...I know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152210929585619382006-07-06T19:35:00.000+01:002006-07-06T19:35:00.000+01:00Perhaps Jake is going to give up acting and become...Perhaps Jake is going to give up acting and become a professional cyclist!<BR/><BR/>Or maybe it's training for a new film project?Jake baby,which is it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152210853677663592006-07-06T19:34:00.000+01:002006-07-06T19:34:00.000+01:00anon 11:29, I missed those originally! He really h...anon 11:29, I missed those originally! He really has put on some weight so make that he "used" to be thin and toned. LOL.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152210563324814092006-07-06T19:29:00.000+01:002006-07-06T19:29:00.000+01:00anon 11.14 Did you see the pics in the sun?He has ...anon 11.14 Did you see the pics in the sun?He has more then an ounce!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152210362495076732006-07-06T19:26:00.000+01:002006-07-06T19:26:00.000+01:00Oh Jake, you never cease to surprise me. I love th...Oh Jake, you never cease to surprise me. I love that about you!<BR/><BR/>And the spandex is growing on me. It really is. Slowly.cinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06902165640305276490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1152210115103705462006-07-06T19:21:00.000+01:002006-07-06T19:21:00.000+01:00No disrespect intended dear Bearded Lady. Just wi...No disrespect intended dear Bearded Lady. Just wishful thinking . . . A life-size doll of Jake (or Heath) could be so helpful to a lady of certain years living on her own...seated in the chair opposite her at dinner, in the car passenger seat, on a bicycle built for two, etc. Comforting in these crime filled times in which we live.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com