tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post115141411263731670..comments2024-02-17T09:02:22.902+00:00Comments on Jake Watch | Stalking Jake Gyllenhaal Daily: RUBIC RODEObritpopbabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04444074574966465657noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-72760321251310110712007-02-05T20:27:00.000+00:002007-02-05T20:27:00.000+00:00You have an outstanding good and well structured s...You have an outstanding good and well structured site. I enjoyed browsing through it <a href="http://www.visualization-penis-enlargement.info/Circumsized_penis.html">»</a> <a href="http://www.skimpy-bikinis.info/Licking_lesbians_sapphic_erotica.html">»</a> <a href="http://www.headsets6.info/plantronics-telephone-headset-parts.html">»</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151547334024629432006-06-29T03:15:00.000+01:002006-06-29T03:15:00.000+01:00See? It says here: "Auditions for 'Grease.'" I'...See? It says here: "Auditions for 'Grease.'" I'm auditioning for Rizzo but I REALLY want to get Sandy. I'm wearing her pants!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151474695045475252006-06-28T07:04:00.000+01:002006-06-28T07:04:00.000+01:00The incident that led the senate to prohibit teach...<B>The incident that led the senate to prohibit teaching students on a bench.</B><BR/><BR/>Girl: Now repeat after me. Its Gyll-en-hall. come on. Gyll-en-hall. Say it! Say it before I spank you.<BR/><BR/>Jake: Really???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151462650057510692006-06-28T03:44:00.000+01:002006-06-28T03:44:00.000+01:00Girl: Hey...This person looks just like you. And...Girl: Hey...This person looks just like you. And your wearing those same sunglasses...and that same shirt...you don't change clothes much, do ya?Hawkeye41https://www.blogger.com/profile/16225805015179384284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151453605260155462006-06-28T01:13:00.000+01:002006-06-28T01:13:00.000+01:00Girl " DUDE! You've got to get a Dell!"Jake: "NO W...Girl " DUDE! You've got to get a Dell!"<BR/><BR/>Jake: "NO WAY!... and the prices are so LOW! A FREE 17 IN FLAT MONITOR AND RAM UPGRADE! I need to go buy one NOW! Dude I DO need a DELL!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151448583163879582006-06-27T23:49:00.000+01:002006-06-27T23:49:00.000+01:00Girl: Ha ha look at this guys name (points to a pi...Girl: Ha ha look at this guys name (points to a pic of Jake) how do you say that...Gillenhal..no um Gilaleianahall...nah...ha ha poor guy what a name! (notices Jake's bemused face)<BR/>Girl: Wait...is this?! You look just like...has anyone ever told you your the spitting image of this Gilalenhail chap?!<BR/>Jake: Um...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151445790036595062006-06-27T23:03:00.000+01:002006-06-27T23:03:00.000+01:00Girl: "I was just looking at the poetry readings i...Girl: "I was just looking at the poetry readings in the Event listings here im Time-Out New York. Hey, you wouldn't happen to be related to the poet Stephen Gyllenhaal, would you? I mean, he's hot. Have you seen the guy's butt? It's so fine! He's just got a new book out, did you hear?" <BR/><BR/>Jake: Ummm, yeah. [Thinks: Better not tell Mom about this encounter.<BR/>Jeesh, what is it with Dad these days? He's hotter than I am. Just look at BritPopBaby's blog. It's SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT ME.]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151439306192471712006-06-27T21:15:00.000+01:002006-06-27T21:15:00.000+01:00Girl: OMG! I just LOVE Justin Timberlake! But who ...Girl: OMG! I just LOVE Justin Timberlake! But who is that biotch in the red gown!...Did you watch the MTV awards? I missed them. Had to work..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151435982269010752006-06-27T20:19:00.000+01:002006-06-27T20:19:00.000+01:00oops, major typo going on in my original post! i ...oops, major typo going on in my original post! i meant 'why' and not 'won't'. Dammit, thats spoilt my chances!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151433354834966752006-06-27T19:35:00.000+01:002006-06-27T19:35:00.000+01:00Girl: -Look, look, it says right here: "Saggitariu...Girl: -Look, look, it says right here: "Saggitarius: Hot n' steamy romance on a bench with dark stranger wearing really tight pants expected"!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151432967057259362006-06-27T19:29:00.000+01:002006-06-27T19:29:00.000+01:00"I was just looking at the poetry readings in the ..."I was just looking at the poetry readings in the Event listings here im Time-Out New York. Hey, you wouldn't happen to be related to the poet Stephen Gyllenhaal, would you? I mean, he's hot. Have you seen the guy's butt? It's so fine! He's just got a new book out, did you hear?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151432262720326472006-06-27T19:17:00.000+01:002006-06-27T19:17:00.000+01:00"Hey, won't don't you try selling this great magaz..."Hey, won't don't you try selling this great magazine? Its called The Big Issue and all the homeless tramps do it in the UK"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151425034338174982006-06-27T17:17:00.000+01:002006-06-27T17:17:00.000+01:00have you seen these pics upclose?....she has a int...have you seen these pics upclose?....she has a interesting face ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151422806798045992006-06-27T16:40:00.000+01:002006-06-27T16:40:00.000+01:00Girl: See!! That's me in the bushes! Right behi...Girl: See!! That's me in the bushes! Right behind you, right there. I've been stalking you since your plane touched down Wednesday morning.<BR/><BR/>Jake: Um wow (laughs nervously), that's not insane at all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151420595433964162006-06-27T16:03:00.000+01:002006-06-27T16:03:00.000+01:00@Nice Anom. that's the best!LMAO@Nice Anom. that's the best!LMAOAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151419086795679032006-06-27T15:38:00.000+01:002006-06-27T15:38:00.000+01:00Look - I am not answering one of those personal ad...Look - I am not answering one of those personal ads again. Not after that guy showed up last time expecting me to dress up as a gay cowboy...why do people keep doing that anyway?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151418759032966852006-06-27T15:32:00.000+01:002006-06-27T15:32:00.000+01:00"''Crash' Owes a Debt to Dickens,' says Roger Eber..."''Crash' Owes a Debt to Dickens,' says Roger Ebert. Ha! As if! He says he thinks it's the best film of 2005. Hmmmmm, I disagree. What do you think, sir? Say, you're not from this neighborhood, are you? You look awfully familiar."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151417682971651652006-06-27T15:14:00.000+01:002006-06-27T15:14:00.000+01:00Is that nose real?Is that nose real?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151416833023154592006-06-27T15:00:00.000+01:002006-06-27T15:00:00.000+01:00Oh, holly! That's PERFECT! :)Oh, holly! That's PERFECT! :)DKBBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09196491564642160029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151416647670722932006-06-27T14:57:00.000+01:002006-06-27T14:57:00.000+01:00Girl: 8 down. 10 letters. Winner of the 2006 B...Girl: 8 down. 10 letters. Winner of the 2006 Bafta for best supporting actor. Any ideas?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1151415443867158312006-06-27T14:37:00.000+01:002006-06-27T14:37:00.000+01:00It’s a pain when stars want to get up a leave. Sho...It’s a pain when stars want to get up a leave. Shown here by this random or at lest I think she is, is how to keep a star interested. <BR/><BR/>Girl: Ha, Ha, Ha, just look at that, how funny! Can’t you see come closer, look I’ll point it out! Ha, Ha, Ha. (Maybe i can drug him?).<BR/><BR/>Jake being the kind hearted soul he is, took a look just to make the random feel good. How sweet.Nothing Really Mattershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11221612998198089266noreply@blogger.com