Jake was on This Morning, er, This Morning. I didn't watch it, because I have a job.
I also didn't watch it because Alison Hammond makes me want to gouge my eyes out with forks. Nothing personal. I just don't appreciate how someone off Big MUTHAFUCKING Brother gets a career interviewing Hollywood stars. Like I said, nowt personal. At least they didn't talk about baseball.
Excuse me now, I'm going to eat a Dib Dab. And I need both hands.