Thursday, October 18, 2007

Wren Fish Vomiting On...I Don't Get It

Jake was on This Morning, er, This Morning. I didn't watch it, because I have a job.

I also didn't watch it because Alison Hammond makes me want to gouge my eyes out with forks. Nothing personal. I just don't appreciate how someone off Big MUTHAFUCKING Brother gets a career interviewing Hollywood stars. Like I said, nowt personal. At least they didn't talk about baseball.

Excuse me now, I'm going to eat a Dib Dab. And I need both hands.

30 comments:

Nothing Really Matters said...

Life is a bitch eh darling! What you have to work!

Nothing Really Matters said...

that should have been "when" not "what".

cina said...

She was in Big Brother?? Eh, okay... If that is what you have to do to get a kiss from The Gyllenhaal, I think I'll pass. It was a rather funny interview though, I have to say. =)

Prophecy Girl said...

Eh, okay... If that is what you have to do to get a kiss from The Gyllenhaal, I think I'll pass.

Snort. :D Why do all these Big Brother people make it big? And why is Jake kissing interviewers (I haven't watched it yet, but it seems highly unprofessional)?

Anonymous said...

Forget about her. I just watched the love fest that is Ellen and Jake. I'd like to show him my secret ingred. Jake is as sweet as a starburst.

Anonymous said...

Best line in there: "I like older women" (at least for me, anyway!) ;-)

Anonymous said...

Lucky, wench! Seriously though, I thought that was his funniest interview yet.

ncwoman said...

"I like older women"
"I'm gonna kiss you now"

Words I hear in my dreams.

And Brits, I know what you mean about wanting to gauge out your eyes with forks when hearing Alison what's-her-name speak...yikes!!

Great interview tho, and was she totally flirting with Jake?? My God! But do I blame her? Uh, no.

Thanks for posting, Brits darlin'! And um....what exactly is Dib Dab??

Cherita said...

Never having watched Big Brother on either side of the pond, I wouldn't have know where the hell this woman came from if not for a comment I spotted elsewhere. Rather than being confused or distressed that BB participants are being unduly rewarded (as is also my general opinion), I'm more baffled that someone who apparently has quite a personality and isn't an absolute tw@t ever wanted to be on BB.

That was one hell of an interview. My hat, if I wore one, would be off to her. Seriously, the woman has...moxie.

BirdGirl said...

Jake was absolutely fabulous on Ellen. I am still floating on cloud 9. That t-shirt alone was worth watching it.

Mmmmm, Jake in the kitchen.

S4M985 said...

Thanks for that vid BPB, i found it very amusing. She was smitten!

Loving Ellen!! Jake in an apron cooking random shit is HOT . I really think Ellen loves Jake, and i think he has a real soft spot for her too.

God hes amazing *sigh*

So what does everyone think about the capability to dodge the Reese questions?!

Anonymous said...

Hee! The interview with Alison is almost as flirty as the one with Terri Seymour.

"There's hope for you cause I know where you keep your pens."

What exactly are you trying to do to a girl, Jake?

Xenia said...

I found this lively British interviewer a breath of fresh air really...and Jake liked it as well!! :D

joycedavenport. said...

Oh my God, for most of the interview he looked stunned- except for the part he looked scared!

heddaparsons said...

So he like older women? Best part of the interview!

There was no talk of baseball which seemed to be the theme for a lot of the chat shows but he must be breathing a sigh of relief regarding the Red Sox: They won last night, breathing life into their post season!!

cina said...

Jake + Ellen = Love. =D

I've never seen a man look so sexy in an apron. *thud*

Anonymous said...

Goodness, I'll forgive Alison Hammond a lot after that (and at least she isn't Jade Goody), hilarious and very silly.

*Runs off to find Ellen interview*

Anonymous said...

amazing interview with ellen, they so spark off each other, and it had me in stiches, jakes everywhere at the moment, (lifes good again) he seemed to like johnathan ross's joke about it being on youtube the next day coz he repeats it in Conans interview, ahh Jake..you little munchkin

Anonymous said...

Aw how funny are Jake and Ellen...he can cook for me anytime!
Also I quite enjoyed the Alison Hammond interview...lucky moo got a full kiss on the lips!

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