Sunday, October 28, 2007

Boo!

I went to a Halloween party dressed as Jake this year...okay, when I say 'Jake', I really mean a 'battery-powered house that visually impaired me for the night'. I was going to go as a tube of Crest toothpaste but alas, time was against me.

But we're not here to talk about me! What did Jake dress up as for that time of the year where the veil of existence between the living and the dead is at it's thinest?

I don't get it....oh, wait...I think I do! Is this what happens when a gondolier and a Canadian mountie mate?

I'm thinking his dad didn't help him out this year.

21 comments:

BirdGirl said...

I'm not really sure what he is. I think that he was wearing the mask to disguise himself from the pap's. I think that he has taken this lumberjack thing a little too far. :)

I also want to add that I don’t like that he is driving while wearing a mask. That is kind of dangerous Jake. We don't want anything to happen to you.

coffeecat said...

WTF is it? What is that thing? What's he supposed to be? Yikes, Stripes, Fruit-stripe gum!?

Beckham was seen at a fancy restaurant sporting the 'lumberjack' look. I like to think that underneath it all he's wearing ladies' underwear.

BirdGirl said...

He he! :)

get real said...

LOLOL, not sure what Jake is but maybe he thought he would be a souped up version of Jason?

And this post is why we need you Brits and PG. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US!! *on knees begging*

Anonymous said...

I know! He's dressed as the creepy guy that lives next door to the battery powered house!

Papa G? Your boy may soon be turning 27.... but he needs serious help in the Halloween costume department.

BirdGirl said...

Wow, anon 12:55. I think you figured it out.

Anonymous said...

I think its a salute to the Canadian film 'Strange Brew'.

I think it may be Jake's fav film EVER!

snowtonight said...

Please, please, please let the lumberjack look be coming into style. I love it all, the flannel, the thermals, the axes, bring it on. That is a very weird mask but now that his face has touched it I would do almost anything to own it. Thanks for the pic!

Jojo said...

Maybe he is Reese's beard!

cina said...

LOLOL, not sure what Jake is but maybe he thought he would be a souped up version of Jason?

That's what I thought too. A pimped-up Jason, LOL!

Anonymous said...

Lamest costume in his lifetime I am sure

Xenia said...

His father didn't help him because this year he sould have worked hard for making two costumes instead of one and, the poor man, this is honestly too much...;)

Kdizzle said...

hmm im more worried about the fact that hes driving with the mask thats clearly blocking his view. look, we cant see his eyes, so i doubt HE'D be able to see anything. dangerous boy!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking his dad didn't help him out this year.

heeeeeee heeeeeee; so true and funny!

heddaparsons said...

He looks like that Mexican wrestler, Libre Loco or something.

coffeecat said...

JoJo

He's R's beard. LMAO

ncwoman said...

Jake Jake Jake. I love you but...

DUDE!! Is that the best you can come up with?! You need some serious help with your costume, baby!

On second thought, it is sort of hard to recognize him...hmmm. Methinks he has an ulterior motive with this one, lame as it is. LOL!

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penny27 said...

"I'm thinking his dad didn't help him out this year."

You guys are hysterical. Pls don't leave, you make my day everyday with your fabulous and witty posts. You guys ROCK!

Going back to the subject in hand, his costume is pretty lame. He obviously couldn't be arsed and is wearing the 'bothered' cap with it.

Anonymous said...

costumes (?) look like a last minute thought about what to wear, for both he and Reese.

Cherita said...

Preferable though it might be to believe that there's some adorable funny story behind the lame masks and wig, I'm inclined to agree with anon 10:14 here. I suppose the hostess was glad to have them, costumed or not.