Friday, August 24, 2007

There Is No News Today, Unless You Count Austin Nichols Being Arrested...

...which we don't.

Why not enjoy something completely different and non-Jake related instead? Here.

16 comments:

blamesvedka said...

Oh dear. DUI seems to be all the rage these days.
But I find it interesting that he's facing a relatively longer sentence than the trio of paris/nicole/and linsday.

Cherita said...

I find it interesting that he's facing a relatively longer sentence than the trio of paris/nicole/and linsday

Couldn't possibly have anything to do with gender and the libidos of the DA/judges involved. I would never even suggest such a sordid thing. (And for the record, I'm not excusing him.)

felicia said...

Perhaps it has more to do with the state in which he was arrested? Different states, different penalties.

blamesvedka said...

^^^
True. But the disparity in sentencing is huge.
Perhaps CA has so many DUIs that if everyone went to jail there would be no one left on the streets.

penny lane said...

Clever post, me thinks. Thanks for the laughs!

Prophecy Girl said...

I looked it up, and yup, it's 'cause it's he was in Michigan. They're strict about first time offenses there (LINK)...as opposed to California where a thousand different things get taken into consideration (LINK).

Stephanie said...

I agree with felicia, California drivers are insane. If everyone who was pulled over for a DUI there went to jail, there probably wouldn't be anyone left...

Anonymous said...

It's 2.43 in the morning and I'm reading the council posts and ROFLMAO. They're great, I just want to remember a few to impress my friends because I'm crap at jokes.

cina said...

Well he sure doesn't beat Bill Murray when it comes to originality. Being pulled over in central Stockholm at 3 am in a GOLFCART - now that's something...

Not impressed with the drinking and driving stuff at all. NOT. AT. ALL. I hope he's smart enough to feel ashamed and then to never do it again.

S4M985 said...

I go away for a week and this is what happens!

So what else has happened... is there any Jake news yet LOL

Shondra said...

8:48PM: JW along with other Jake sites are mentioning it.

Thanks for the post Brits, it sums up my feelings 100%.

Anonymous said...

I find any determent from Jake-related news or postings utterly offensive!

If you need something to to do then lets start a Jake Inspired cookbook.

Titles?
Jake Cooks!(Sorta)
Jakers! (Actually thats a very
cute cartoon!)
To Grill a Mockingbird


Recipes?
Darko Dogs
Jack Lemon Twist Bars
October Sky High Apple Pie
Better Most Chili & Beans
Broke-Baby-Back Ribs
Zodiackers & Goat Cheese
Day After Tomato Bisque
Del Martinis

Anonymous said...

Day After Tomato Bisque sounds very appropriate for the occasion :)

Anonymous said...

just curious, do you know if he's in portland oregon right now, because i swear i just saw him at a movie theater and so now here i am online trying to see where he is right now :-)

slugnutter@yahoo.com

bmg said...

You know, DUIs, pant-less camera flashing and rehab sessions. Suddenly formal shorts don't look like the worst trend of the summer after all, but I still ain't wearing 'em.

heddaparsons said...

Just glad to hear that no one was hurt.