Monday, July 30, 2007

Quote of the Week (Back From the Dead)

Jake wakes up, shirtless and sweaty, goes to find his hot woman (I honestly don't remember if she even had a name? Regardless, she's Moroccan and really hot) who has just gotten out of the shower, and is wearing just a towel. They exchange some sort of pleasantries, then he pulls her against him, up against the bathroom door. They start kissing, and he runs his hand up under her towel just under her ass, lifting her thigh up and just barely around him, and they make out. I came.

- hearthisvoice, a commenter on Oh No They Didn't!

It appears this is what we have to look forward to in Rendition. Thank you Jesus Christ Lord Almighty. I'm not even going to pretend that I don't get seriously turned on watching Jake make out with other people. Thank you, and Happy Monday.

Thanks to Penny Lane for the link! And hearthisvoice, if this is not true, just know that you will have killed a piece of my soul and I will probably cry myself to sleep every night for at least a year.

Random picture of Jake looking sexy brought to you by IHJ.

28 comments:

ncwoman said...

GUH. Just....GUH. Happy Monday indeed.

I'm with you PG...if IHeartHisVoice is wrong about this...I will personally reach into her/his chest and pull her/his live beating heart out.

*shivering in anticipation of finally seeing our guy in a hot love scene*

Anonymous said...

Hi to you all...

I wanted to ask you if anyone knows if he will be in Los Angeles during September???

Please please please let me know...

heddaparsons said...

Good morning!
I'm shivering in anticipation as well, sigh. That review HAD BETTER BE RIGHT!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well for part of September he will be in Toronto, probably. For the Toronto International Film Festival. They are doing a Gala presentation for Rendition, whatever that means.

Anonymous said...

Hi to you all...

I wanted to ask you if anyone knows if he will be in Los Angeles during September???

Please please please let me know...

2:22 PM BST


Well, Jake will defintely be in Toronto, for the film fest, the first two weeks in September. Otherwise, no clue where he will be the rest of the month.

Anonymous said...

And YES!! that very sexy sounding scene better be in "Rendition"!! Mmmmm.....SexyJake! ;p

3:42 PM BST

cina said...

I'm not even going to pretend that I don't get seriously turned on watching Jake make out with other people.

That makes two of us. Seriously, I've been DYING to see him in such a scene. It better be true... or you know what's coming, ihearthisvoice! ;)

Anonymous said...

http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/custom/today/bal-to.liz30jul30,0,4011826.story

Jake to play Joe Namath??!!!

theshowerlady said...

"..hearthisvoice, if this is not true, just know that you will have killed a piece of my soul and I will probably cry myself to sleep every night for at least a year..."

This is why I love you, PG.


The Joe Namath project is just another rumor. Is there a script? Is there a producer? Is there financing? Is there a point?

Anonymous said...

If Jake is in Toronto for REndition, most likely, he will only be there for two or three days at the very most. Just as he went to Cannes for only two days.
Actors promoting a festival screening of their work usually just come in for media promotions and the actual screening, they schmooze industry types and they leave. It is really a part of the job.

Prophecy Girl said...

And the fact that I have not yet been called out for being a pervert is why I love Jake Watch! :D

And yeah, this Joe Namath rumor is so...unsubstantiated. Jake doesn't seem to be serious about anything new at this point. Although he could definitely pull it off. The hotness of Jake as a football player has definite appeal. See? Pervert.

Zodiac said...

I love you, Profecy Girl but in a different way than Jake:)

Anonymous said...

Oh boy, I can't wait for Rendition, drool!

Meh on the Namath rumor.

nice anonymous said...

An indelible image from my childhood: Joe Namath on the TV, lying on his side, wearing L'Eggs pantyhose, in a commercial.

Or was it Hanes?

For Jake, after his SNL appearance, this wouldn't be such a stretch.

nice anonymous said...

Neither, apparently.
It was Beauty Mist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23dBG27gnuU

As for "Rendition," thank you for giving me yet another reason to see it. (As if I needed a reason.)

The only flaw here is that Jake was supposed to be the one to emerge from the shower. But I can live with a slight change to the scenario.

call me cherita said...

I'm not even going to pretend that I don't get seriously turned on watching Jake make out with other people.

I can't think of a single reason to pretend such a thing, PG. People who don't get turned on watching Jake make out are mutants.

And the fact that I have not yet been called out for being a pervert is why I love Jake Watch!

Trust me, perversion is relative. Nothing you've said even comes close in my book. I have been chastised as perverse a couple of times...but not here. I think we're all in the same boat.

Anonymous said...

Thank you all for letting me know :)))))

I guess he will be back to LA for the Emmy's on Sunday 16th September..
I am only guessing :))))))))

Anonymous said...

8:51: Jake is not attending this year's emmy awards. Just to let you know so you won't be disappointed. Why would you think that he would?

S4M985 said...

alright, well if thats the case i cant watch this until it comes out on DVD because i dont think i could HANDLE seeing something like that with other people around!!!!

And PG, if your a pervert, we all are! ;)

Anonymous said...

I thought he'd be in town... maybe??? Maybe he'll meet with friends at after parties??? I guess he will be in town??? during that time you know?

Anonymous said...

1:06: Jake doesn't do stuff like that anymore unless he is involved, ie: hosting, presenting, nominated. Bafta, Espys, GG, AA, MTV all fit that criteria. Who knows where he will be in late Sept.

Anonymous said...

Going to awards shows and related parties is something people do to see and be seen. They are working occasions to get your name out there, to meet people you need to talk to, to find out what's going on, etc. Jake doesn't need to do any of that. He only attends events if he has an official role to play as in being a presenter or a nominee. And aside from his SNL gig, he has no relationship to television or the Emmies. His handlers, in fact, would probably avoid them. Not consistent with hisimage. I mean, Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Matt Damon doln't do these things either. So why should Jake! Jake probably has access to parties and people most of those folks only dream of getting.

Shaken, not stirred said...

I know that Rendition is about a very serious subject that will be discussed when the movie is reviewed when it opens in October, but is it wrong for me to get, um excited about this love scene???

Prophecy Girl said...

^^^ Um, no! Please, if we're going to have to sit through torture and shit, then I want some sex to balance it off!! I'm a picky movie-goer like that. :D

And anon, honestly, we don't know what Jake is doing pretty much 100% of the time. If he was that easy to track, then my inevitable meeting with him would have happened already. ;) If it's any consolation, every time I've been to LA, he's been on the opposite coast. If you're even in the same city as him, you're luck it greater than mine!

Prophecy Girl said...

That should be "is greater." Obviously.

Anonymous said...

Gasp! TMZ actually has a picture of Jake and Reese together. I guess we know what he's doing with some of his time! ;-)

Anonymous said...

Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Anonymous said...

GYLLENSPOON!!!