Monday, April 16, 2007

JAKE MAKING ORDINARY THINGS EXTRAORDINARY JUST BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE DOING THEM

First Example of Extraordinary Behavior:

Hanging out in the dairy aisle.

More at Just Jared.

Second
Example of Extraordinary Behavior:

Walking to the car with one grocery sack.

More at IHJ.

Third Example of Extraordinary Behavior:

Walking to the car with two grocery sacks.

More at IHJ.

Fourth Example of Extraordinary Behavior:

Displaying various emotions whilst watching a basketball game.

From top left, clockwise: confusion, joy, sadness, I've got something in my teeth. More in the Jake Watch Forum.


Fifth Example of Extraordinary Behavior:

Using the word "cowgirls" (unfortunately there is no accompanying audio/visual for this one). Click HERE.

Sixth Example of Extraordinary Behavior:

Er, OK, this doesn't exactly fit into the theme of the post, but there are a billion more Back Away From My Man moments with Aniston HERE.

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Alright, I admit it! We just needed a compilation post to make sure we covered everything that happened between April 12th and April 15th. Remember last week when I said I couldn't believe there was that much Jake? I lied. I can believe there was that much Jake because now there is even more Jake and it is this new amount of Jake that I can't believe. The previous amount of Jake pales in comparison.

Did I use "whilst" in this post? Damn you, britpopbaby. Damn you!

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think it is very sweet that you used " whilst" in your post, PG. This surely must be the most literate, poetic celebrity blog with ironic humor, that I have ever read. Your "whilst" shows not only that you and BPB have become each other's alteregos, but it lends style to JW. Puts it a notch above the ordinary...like Jake... Wouldst that there was a way to bottle all the Jakeness we've been blest with for those tymes of utter despair...Jakelessness...that we couldst savor them and not be disbursed into the deserts of negation, abject and bereft...how'm I doin'?

cina said...

I'm immensly impressed with his grocery carrying-skills!! Jake, sweetheart - how DO you do it?!?

cina said...

I just HAVE to add that the second picture from the top.... Oh god.

*THUD*

Help!

theshowerlady said...

Clearly Jake had Montessori training as a child! Note that he carries that grocery bag with one hand positioned under it's bottom, while the other hand is fully engaged on top....everything is like sex with him! When will it be warm enough in Los Angeles for him to take off his t-shirt?

call me cherita said...

From top left, clockwise: confusion, joy, sadness, I've got something in my teeth.

ROFL! What a great post, brimming over with simple joy and Jakeness! PG, you have no idea how badly I needed this today! Thank you!

theshowerlady said...

One thing more, PG. There's a delightful picture I saw recently on the DC Forum, I believe, of Jake and Kirsten (we can photoshop her out!) sitting at an outdoor cafe and Jake has bedhead and a dark top on and he's digging in his nose for the cameras. He looks SO hot! I cannot think of anyone who looks hot picking there nose...except Jake. If you can add an addendum to this selection, I wish you could add that nose-picking photo. It fits in so well with the theme of this thread.

Prophecy Girl said...

Ah, and I see the Lakers pics have made their way to IHJ. They look much nicer when not tiny.

Showerlady, can you narrow down the DC search? Those Lashers go through so many pages a day, and I have no idea where to start looking!! If you can give me a page number, I'd be happy to add to the post...

Annie said...

Omg.
I've never seen somebody carrying bags in that way. unbelievable!

cina said...

Omg.
I've never seen somebody carrying bags in that way. unbelievable!


I know!! Isn't it incredible?! THANK GOD the paps were there to capture this exclusive moment on camera!! What would we do without them I wonder... The mind boggles.

Anonymous said...

(Vx3 Here - blogger hates me AGAIN!!)

There is certainly NOTHING like that in my grocery store - I want an upgrade!

How can he look sooo sexy just carrying grocery bags? He's not human.

And I can't believe that there is no one who has gotten Jake's intro up on You Tube yet. What a bummer.

Loving the last set of "Jake's Expressions." ;-)

Anonymous said...

Might Ramona be hiding in the grocery bag...to avoid the paps???

city girl said...

It's great to see Jake out and about. Great photos THANKS for posting them.

Can anyone make out what's in his grocery basket? I wonder what's for dinner.

Damn he looks GREAT!

KayDee said...

you know what's really extraordinary? in america even yoghurt bottles seem to be the size of beer barrels.

everything's bigger in america :P

Prophecy Girl said...

^^^ You're not wrong.

Linna said...

PG, you're the funniest!! I needed that laugh! And that many pictures of Jake ;)

theshowerlady said...

Well, PG. I've searched thru more than 70 pgs of Eyelashes looking for Jake's classic "Nose-picking with Kirsten," but no luck...yet. I KNOW I saw it there! And it was recently...I did not have a brain fart. If anyone else wants to help locate a rare and special moment, it would be lovely. This has become irksome!

nice anonymous said...

The Lakers set of photos would be perfect if he'd just shown a little tongue in one of them.

Anonymous said...

LMAO He looks a bit baffled in that first pic. Confused about what brand of milk to buy Jake? Calling for advice? He's too damn cute.

veeveevee said...

I'm sorry, but the tilt of his hips in that second picture...OH. MY.

*fans self rapidly*

Did it suddenly get REALLY HOT in here??

*clunk*

britpopbaby said...

Well I used 'pinky' in yesterday's post so we're even.

His eyes look puffy in the second pic - he obviously partied hard after the awards on Saturday. Grocery shopping with a hangover! He's invincible!

Anonymous said...

In RL I think Jake actually TRIES to not be sexy. And when he's "on" like with JA, he really tries for sexy. And I think his people should, like, tell him. He is the epitome of SEXY.I mean. Jake IS SEXY. So, in RL he doesn't succeed when he down plays it, he just calls more attention to it. And when he's actually tryin' to be sexy like with JA, it's enough to send millions of people, men and women, to hospital with seizures and heart attacks and fainting spells. It's like, a combustible situation. Did any of that make sense?

kokodee said...

Did any of that make sense?

No but we understand all the same.

Anonymous said...

About the nose-picking - that was a photo taken with Kirsten in London, some of the cutest photos of Jake I think.

Jake's finger up his nose

I don't know what it says about me that I can recognise a photo of Jake (and know when and where it was taken) just by the description.

Anonymous said...

Also want to add that there were also some very unflattering pictures of Kirsten in the same series of photos -

Kirsten 1

Kirsten 2

Kirsten 3

Katie said...

So why is Jake holding the phone to his left ear like that instead of to the more convenient right ear... hmmmm

call me cherita said...

^^^Maybe he doesn't want the soy milk to hear what he's saying about it?

theshowerlady said...

Anon 11:24PM, ROFLMAO!!!!! The expression on Jake's face in Kirsten #2 and the n #3 is absolutely priceless. These deserve captions. Like first he's stunned by the reality of what he sees before him... and not in a good way. Then, he begins to ponder what to do, what to do!

Seriously. Thank you for finding the pictures, bcz I couldn't to save my life.

Prophecy Girl said...

Ah, thanks, anon, for finding that picture! Except I don't want to amend the post now because everything will have moved on by tomorrow morning...I'm saving it under "Jake Picks Nose" and filing it away for future use. Best to stretch these things out anyway. You never know when we'll hit a dry patch. ;)

Anonymous said...

I'm just picturing him being carried Cleopatra style on one of those Egyptian people carrier things...the sound of Arabian snake charmer music ....Maybe a few extras with palm fronds to fan him.....a belly dancer to make it all festive.

The procession stops by the cheese display and lowers the chair "whilst" Jake peers down at the array...

A slight nod gives his approval and the frond woman takes the cheddar and drops it in the basket....Music resumes... onward chariot.

heddaparsons said...

Jake seems to have a really, um big appetite, And such expressions!

Anonymous said...

The pics of Jake and KD look like they were taken at an outdoor cafe in LA. I've seen several other pictures on other days at the same location. But they are great pictures and she does look awful.

Anonymous said...

Good job Jake aint in my shop......i,d want him in my basket

Anonymous said...

Now, when I'm shopping at my own Whole Foods, I will stop at dairy and have a silent moment with Jake. (sig!)

Anonymous said...

Not that I have an encyclopedic knowledge of Jake pics or anything, but the J/K pics were taken in London.

cina said...

Now, when I'm shopping at my own Whole Foods, I will stop at dairy and have a silent moment with Jake. (sig!)

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Just a thought: After studying the clips and screen caps of Jake&Jen, how in the world could anyone think he's flinging with Reese! And maybe that was the point.

Anonymous said...

Look. Enuf is enuf. I want him. He can be my rent boy, he can be my gigolo, my boytoy, whatever you want to call him. Yes. He'll be kept. He will be my sex slave. He will have every comfort; he will want for nothing. He will be totally under my power...and he will like it. What? 'scuse me. I have to take my meds.

Anonymous said...

The one thing that really, really makes me proud of Jake, I mean really proud of his poise and his grace, is that we have never seen a picture of him scratching his ass...and you know it has to itch sometimes!

cherita chen said...
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call me cherita said...

^^^Let's be honest: it's the other side that's more likely to itch or just need "adjustment." If he looks that beautiful while picking his nose, can you imagine photos of him scratching his crotch?

Anonymous said...

"If he looks that beautiful while picking his nose, can you imagine photos of him scratching his crotch?"

I do and he does.

Anonymous said...

This is a small point, and probably not important, but as I contemplate all these ordinary things he does so extraordinarily, I was thinking about Jake jogging,cycling, basketball, baseball,exercising in general. I
have never ever seen sweat stains on his t-shirts or his body for that matter. Does Jake sweat???
Well? DOES HIM? (Wanna sip of gin?)

Anonymous said...

From Dani -Yes, Jake does sweat. Remember the MTV AWARDS with the wet spots in the armpits of his gray shirt? I still wouldn't mind being up close and personal with him!

miffed67 said...

O.M.G. How I *love* those boots and jeans he has one.....mommy!