Wednesday, April 04, 2007

BACK AWAY FROM MY MAN!

Yo woman!
Are you...are you...no, surely not, wait...my eyes doth deceive...TOUCHING HIM? ARE YOU FREAKIN' TOUCHING HIM? Er, survey says, 'ding, ding, ding, HELL YEAH'. Are you out of your friggin' mind? Or can you please remind me where you fall on the very short yet comprehensive list of 'People authorised to feel up Jake Gyllenhaal's suit'? Thankfully (for you) this was a failed attempt at snaffling the Gyllenhaal as wherever it was you were trying to take him, he obviously didn't want to go. He's veering in the opposite direction, probably transfixed on a puggle or some passing lycra. Dear god. Close. Thatclose.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

OT: some sad news from Stephanie from IHJ:

http://stephanie-gb.livejournal.com/27191.html

Anne said...

she's scary

luckytina said...

Hey, this is the best website ever! you guys make me laugh everytime i look on here.JG........such a hot m*****f*****

cina said...

I really feel for Stephanie. She really deserves a long break, and hopefully she'll find the joy again. At IHJ, or somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

OT: I went to IheartJake and read the pap discussion.I think Jake is having fun with paps/gossips. All this Reese stuff, so he goes biking with Austin! LMAO. Go, Jake!!! Link for Stephanie didn't work.

Jake is So fine! I cannot believe how he just gets better and better. Impossibly beautiful.

hugsuzie said...

She looks like my sister-in-law! Crazy cow. Once again the JW agents prove it's a 24/7 job. Good work guys.

S4M985 said...

Oh what a great way to wake up :) thanks that was so funny! pugles or lycra hehehe

I loved his hair short like that...

call me cherita said...

Really, who the heck is this broad, anyway? She certainly doesn't appear to be on top of her game here. I wonder if she's from the same agency that supplies his inept PR/press staff. *snort*

Anonymous said...

probably transfixed on a puggle or some passing lycra


Lololol!!!


(Veeveevee here...grrr)

call me cherita said...

Vx3, have you tried clearing your browser cookies and cache?

(I know you probably have, but I figured I'd mention it just in case.)

Anonymous said...

Yet another brilliant cross-cultural vocabulary lesson.

Snaffle:
–verb (used with object), -fled, -fling. British Informal.
to appropriate for one's own use, esp. by devious means; purloin; filch.
[Origin: 1715–25; orig. uncert.]

Anonymous said...

Hi Cherita, yes I did try that, and the problem is global, in that the same thing happens on my home and my work computers (NOT that I would EVER be visiting any Jake related sites during working hours)

(Vx3 here, growly as usual)

heddaparsons said...

That chick looks creepy, seriously!

Anonymous said...

I think she's upset because she lost her babushka and Jake is trying to discreetly escort her toward a waiting ambulance where she will be sedated and returned to the home.

Anonymous said...

Ally has responded... and she seems pissed. This doesn't look good for the Pap Pic loving gyllenhaalics.

"Okay guys. This whole paparazzi thing has ALWAYS been a problem and will ALWAYS be a problem. I just want to say that IHJ is a fansite DEDICATED to Jake first and foremost. I feel like in these past couple of years we've forgotten our purpose of being a true fan. Seriously at the end of the day THEY ARE JUST PICTURES. You can choose to look at them or not. You can make a big deal about them.. okay. It's no secret that Jake gets harrassed by these people frequently but we have NO power what so ever over that. What I do have power over is what can be shown on MY site and what can't be. I know for a fact that one of my BEST FRIENDS Stephanie has been SERIOUSLY upset over this whole situation. It hurts me that she busts her ass to get these photographs for people because she feels obligated to. Thats the funny thing guys. I used to work NONSTOP on this site for people that I thought appreciated it but lately as most of you can see I've been MIA. One reason is because my life has gotten hectic with school, work, friends and just living. Why should I care if Jake is going out getting a bottle of toothpaste looking upset and dealing with people e-mailing, commenting, exploding at us telling us we're bad fans for even considering posting a photo like that up. YES we said we'd use our judgment but these complaints have seriously annoyed me to the core. I'm done with this. THEY ARE JUST PHOTOGRAPHS. And since they are just photographs I have decided that we're not going to post them. THE THING IS.. I have forgotten what its like to run MY site. Not because i feel obligated to have EVERY SINGLE photograph ever taken but to update because I enjoy it. Guess what? I dont enjoy it anymore. SO therefore it's decided that we're gonna update with what we feel like it, when we feel like it. Thats it guys. I know this may come off harsh but I've kept my mouth closed WAY too long. Thanks for reading"

ncwoman said...

^^^To whom was her rant directed?

Wow.

Anonymous said...

While this Jake/Reese thing is getting mileage in the gossip mags (especially now People is on the bandwagon), Jake is going to be followed constantly as any photo of them together will be worth big bucks. Normally he's pretty well left alone in LA.

Anonymous said...

I'm confused. Are they upset bcz ppl were complaining about the paps and the expression on Jake's face and blaming Stephanie and Ally bcz they posted those pics? I mean, sheesh! Fact is, ppl will always comment.You post a picture. Then you gotta deal with: His hair's too short, it's too long, beard, no beard, socks, no socks. And if he frowns people say he's depressed, but maybe he just has gas... or he's concentrating. I frown when I'm concentrating. The sad thing is, there's lots of fansites, but less than a handful are as good as IHJ. And it's bcz of the way Ally and Stephanie dedicate themselves to making it so excellent. If they decide to slack off, for their own good and valid reasons, then the site will go downhill, too. Very sad situation.

Anonymous said...

Jake's been outed by Ted.

Anonymous said...

I just saw that. I think Ted is one sick bastard. And this may finally get him sued out of a job.

Anonymous said...

I think Ted's just trying to get attention bcz all the attention has been with other gossip bloggers and tabloids and he's sort of been out of the loop. He's an ass.

Anonymous said...

What a pharse! People getting all heated up and ready to slaughter each other over the Jake is with Reese vs Jake is with Austin debate. Gossip columnists are down punching each other too. As if the one that barks louder will not only shut the others but determine Jake's sexuality one way or the other!

Anonymous said...

Ummm ... 5:16??? - Ted has a regular section in his column called "In the Closet" where he discusses all number of celebs and what they're wearing.

For example, discussing Madonna -

http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/?uuid=edca1dcb-8238-4220-a9cd-afab3acc267c

So don't get too excited - he hasn't "outed" anybody.

Anonymous said...

That's true, but the suggestive wordings in addition to the pretty open secret of TT's identity means that he may as well have.

britpopbaby said...

He makes me chuckle - he seems a little angry there. Oh god, who to believe, who to believe? People magazine? Perez? Teddy C? US Weekly? My great aunt Freida?

Anonymous said...

Just wanted to point out that IHJ and JW don't run advertising or profit financially from any of the info on their site (excluding the most excellent JW merchandise on offer - but I'm sure they just cover costs)
I no longer buy gossip mags, as I now visit both sites for my Jake fix and a good laugh, without taking the whole thing too seriously.
The mags I used to buy is where the paps get the big money, and why Jake gets hounded so much.
Both IHJ and JW are quite respectful of Jake's privacy and are supportive of Jake in a way that I find utterly endearing. Really I luv u guys!.
I choose not to view pap photos at IHJ - that is my personal choice. I would never attack BPB, Stephie or Ally for what they post.
Those who believe it is wrong have the right sod off to another site.
I haven't posted before but wanted to show my support for people who invest an enormous amount of their own time so I can have a laugh after a boring day at the office (or in the middle if the boss isn't looking)

Cheers darlings
anon

heddaparsons said...

Brit, your Great Aunt Freida has more credibility than them. I despise TC, Perez and the rest. Media whores looking for attention IMO and one sounds like he is coming a bit unspooled/frustrated. Sounds like someone pissed in TC's cornflakes! The Reese stuff must be getting to him, it doesn't seem to be going away, even the Portman stuff died down. Whatever.

Anonymous said...

BPB, I'm shocked!!! All this time, I'm thinking you're the genius and it's Great Aunt Freida!!! So, is she strictly a behind the scenes type?

smurfette said...

it's unfortunate that this media frenzy has escalated to this point, but i'm with BPB, i kind of find it amusing that the perez's and the ted's (the dumbs and dumbers) of the gossip world are practically getting into an all-out brawl over this. i'm glad jake and reese are sticking to their guns and not responding to these rumors. i just read W magazine's interview with america ferrera, and she said something really cool.

What truly baffles her are the machinations of the tabloid press. In February one weekly gossip rag ran with a story that Ferrera and Williams were engaged, giving rise to BETTY TO WED headlines all over the Internet. "It's totally not true!" she insists of the rumor. "And his mom called me and my sisters were calling me, and I was like, 'Are you kidding? Did you not think I would tell you first?' And then I put out a statement that it wasn't true, and that became a whole news story. So now it's news when something doesn't happen? Like, news flash: California did not get hit by a hurricane today."

http://www.style.com/w/feat_story/
040407/full_page.html

what a great point-- remember when the captain marvel story came from nowhere and was run by all the media outlets for no reason? then the screenwriter blogged how it wasn't true, and that just spurred more media outlets to run with the story that jake was NOT capt marvel; meanwhile, those sites that were behind were still running the old rumor... i mean, why create more news on something that you don't consider newsworthy to begin with?

(btw, it's really me, but blogger is acting up!)

Anonymous said...

Well, some tabloids or paps agency still insist that Jake is set to play Lance Armstrong in a movie in spite of Jake and Lance denying and saying there isn't even a script to the movie yet. And it is a fact for them that Jake has dated Natalie. I also hope Jake and Reese would NOT address the rumours at all. I also hope Jake and Austin keep cycling together whenever they please. They sure make a good pair of spandex-clad hunks to look at.

Anonymous said...

4:38PM: There are tons of pics of Jake cycling with Lance, Matt, Chris on the net so these pics that surfaced the other day is no big deal a fact brought home by the fact that they weren't posted in the usual places and they were ignored for the most part, except for a few sites and TC. Methinks TC is a bit jealous of Perez and the rest, he sure took a his time "commenting" on Jake and Reese, maybe he was hoping they would go away. I'm wondering if he would have even bothered if his intern didn't forward him the pictures of Jake and Austin cycling. TC is so obvious and predictable and in this case playing/catering to an audience.

Anonymous said...

Actually, 4:38 PM, Jake and Natalie did date for a short while back in the pre-Kirsten days. I think they were 18 or 19 at the time? Maybe Jake was 20. Not sure. They've known each other since adolescence.
There are pics of them together starting when she was about 13 or 14. Those pics of them last year are pics of really good friends, bcz she is definitely with Gael.

Anonymous said...

Sheesh! Sure is quiet out there. Glad I have you guys to hang out with. BTW: Perez Hilton is either on his way or IN the UK en route to France. I'd like to throw him in the Channel and make him swim for it!