Monday, February 05, 2007

POP QUIZ

Which of the following people in this picture does not work for Jake Watch?

24 comments:

KayDee said...

the one in front on theleft, in gray suit with gorgeous blue eyes?

and you see the guy in the right corner, with the walking stick? that's kaydee undercover :D

Anonymous said...

With the exception of Sir Anthony and John Madden, I think every single person in the background is a JW agent. Matter of fact, Jake has no idea how bad it gets! He needs coverage 24/7 and he needs it front, back and sideways. His devastating charm, his accessibility and friendliness, the strong sex vibe that radiates from him, those "do me" eyes. He draws attention like Horse poop draws flies. As it were. I think the white haired gentleman with cane was a really nice touch. Lends something of a Bond-ish, European flavor to everything. The fact that they actually may have been in Europe notwithstanding.

Anonymous said...

the one in the middle? creeps me out:P.

salailama said...

no, i'd bet that anthony hopkins and john madden are both agents. you can see it in their eyes-- they're keeping the corner of their eyes on jake even as they face the cameras. i agree with kaydee. jake is so heavily watched at all times that most days, he himself must be the only non-agent around him. i like to think that his innocence and obliviousness (word?) is not unlike truman in the beginning of the truman show =).

Anonymous said...

The golden lions lined up in the background are actually Trojan lions -- each one cunningly conceals a JakeWatch agent.

In other news, Maggie was selected to present the Science & Technology Awards for the Academy Awards.

http://www.oscars.org/press/pressreleases/2007/07.02.05.html

Nothing Really Matters said...

It's clear Sir Anthouny is on the look out!

John Madden is just eyeing Jake up! Naughty boy!

Anonymous said...

Speaking of awards, BAFTA, BAFTA, BAFTA...I'm chanting....aren't the BAFTAs this coming Sunday in London????? Jaaaaaa-aaake!!!!Come to BAFTA, Jake...come to BAFTA...
You're getting very sleepy...when you awaken, you will be in London at BAFTA, preenting an award. After the ceremony, you will return to the red carpet, where adoring fans are waiting for you...they will show you what to do next. You must obey them...but first ask them if they are JW agents...if yes, then go with them...if no...click your heels together three times and say, "There's no place like home. There's no place like home..." Oops! Wrong movie.

KayDee said...

Trojan lions

ROTFLMAO

veeveevee said...

I'm agreeing with kaydee on this one - I think only the beauty up front on the left is not in our employ.

P.S. Can someone let me out of this lion? It's kind of stuffy in here...

KayDee said...

veeveevee, aren't you on a misson in nyc now? ah, ok, i get it. it was all a cover, right?

why do I always end up stuck in hq for night duty when there is smth exciting going on somwhere?! and then you blame me for drinking all bpb's gin and eating the fucking cat!!! should be glad i didn't eat terence :P

Anonymous said...

Well, Jake is the only one who is not an agent, of course. ;) Everyone else is there to protect The Sex.

I hope all is going well in Morocco. I can picture him there now....sigh.

salailama said...

thanks for the news, nice anon-- maggie's in good company, previous hosts were rachel mcadams and scarlett johansson as i recall? hopefully that won't mean that she's not showing up at the actual ceremony though.

kaydee, eating cats, what?!

Dumbo said...

Orange shirt guy sticks out way too much. Plus he is wearing an orange sherbet colored shirt.

Sam said...

hahhahaha
that is a great pic!

Anonymous said...

this is totally hilarious! he's got the whole world watchin' his backi. of course!

KayDee said...

kaydee, eating cats, what?!


yes well, when you leave my on night duty at the hq and go away on some glamourous mission, then this boy gets bored and drunk and isn't responsible for his actions.


also, i LOVE cats :P

playitagain said...

cant stop chuckling - the guy with the cane, the guy with the dark glasses, the women - obviously JW agents! -

Miffed67 said...

Jake.

And possibly that guy in the peach t-shirt in the background. With THAT fashion sense, there's no way he's an agent.

Anonymous said...

Completely OT but decidedly cool:

"New mum MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL has signed on to present the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' Scientific and Technical Awards on Saturday (10FEB07) at the Beverly Wilshire hotel in Beverly Hills. Among the 15 awards Gyllenhall will present during the ceremony is the Academy's Gordon E. Sawyer Award, which is being bestowed on RAY FEENEY for his lifetime of technological contributions to the industry. Segments of the Scientific and Technical Awards presentation will be shown during the 79th Academy Awards telecast on 25 February (07). "

http://contactmusic.com/
news.nsf/article/gyllenhaal
%20to%20host%20technical%20oscars_1021151

Elena said...

My bet is the white-haired background man with the cane, how JW would give a relentless task to a retired one who attends to premieres by mistake 'cause he got lost on his way?

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heddaparsons said...

Let's see, it's the cute guy on the left with the grey suit!!!

Anonymous said...

What is Bubbleboy doing with Hannial Lector?