Sorry there was no live blog last night but sometimes Number Six has to wash the cat and hover the drapes. But of course, we can always recap the highlights because it's almost the same...
0.00 Jake enters the Conan studio raring to go. A question we never asked is immeadiately answered; what is that suit made of? Pure love? Cashmere and goat's blood?
1.30 Jake wisely states that the Oscars shouldn't freak you out by transporting you back to your high school days and an ill-advised experiment with modern dance. But they do.
3.11 I think Jake gets the Ramona time scale wrong. She wears organic diapers made of bananas and straw. I think it's a joke.
4.15 She's really going to thank you for this anecdote in the future Uncle Jake.
5.30 They have fruit in Morocco...and turtles, and rabbits and birds.
6.19 Don't touch the toads!
7.05 "It was just like, 'ribbet'"
8.58 The now famous 'Pong' Scene from Zodiac. RDJ gets into drink and drugs and lives in a house boat...and so does his character in Zodiac.
9.14 Lance was on this too!...and the end.
Good Morning America
0.08 The scary blonde lady is fangirling Jake with witch boots. Number Six puts the pieces together and is not happy.
1.00 Jake is wearing a really blue jacket. After the Conan statement I'm going to assume it's made from pieces of sky and blueberries.
1.11 Look, Jake just wants to sing.
2.05 We're talking about hair...Gywneth's hair. I feel now would be a good time for a major media outlet to address Eva Green's hair from the Baftas but they don't.
2.57 Real pictures from the Zodiac murders. Nice for morning TV! Enjoying your cornflakes, there?
3.35 Zodiac clip that is not the 'Pong' scene: Jake and Chloe need to know a lot of things. Number Six needs to know why they made Chloe Sevigny look like that for this film. I know it was the 70's but come on.
4.10 Jake seems to think fax machines and cell phones would have solved the Zodiac murders. Er, how about Lt Dan?
4.50 Coming up next and ex-con chef. Oh my freakin' god, Jake will love that!
Jake was also on TRL in which he stood three feet away from Ally of IHJ and managed to keep his cool. He also claimed to have written rhymes for MIMS and loves him some Dirrrty. You can watch it at IHJ.com in the Media Section.
Anything else? Oh yeah, Jake on Jon Stewart tonight. We're going to buck the trend and do a 24-hours-later live blog for reasons that must remain confidential at this time.
Pics from JustJared and IHJ.com.