It's me, Terence. I'm the Jake Watch office manager and usually I'm totally on top of things but last night I went out for fatijas and when I came back, everyone was gone. I thought maybe they'd gone for a drunken joyride in the helicopter but they usually save that for Mondays. I checked the hanger though and the 'chopper was still there. I thought it was odd but sometimes things get a little unpredictable when you work for the world's top Jake Gyllenhaal protection agency.
This morning I went to give britpopbaby her usual gin and cornflakes and found her office completely trashed. I mean, it's normally messy but this was different. I thought she might have totalled it in a fit of rage or something so I went to see if I could find her in the bar. On my way I passed Survelliance Room 3, that was ransacked too:
The secret back door to the vault room had been smashed in so I took a look outside and saw a load of tyre tracks that had straight up ripped through the Oriential relaxtion gardens with the wind chimes and the Buddha fountain.
Well, I'm seriously spooked now. I can't even find Lt. Dan. I thought about calling Jake but I'm not really supposed to contact him ever since I mistakenly pinged that elastic band in Boo's face.
I don't know what to do. I don't understand whats happened. We were having a few problems with security this week but britpopbaby and Prophecy Girl were handling it. Help...