Sunday, January 28, 2007

SITE UPDATES

As you may or may not have noticed, Jake Watch has undergone a cosmetic transformation in the past week. It's still under construction but hopefully the 'Xtras' link will be going live soon and also the 'Store' area will be revamped but more on that in a moment.

The emails have been changed in accordance with new security measures. To contact JW for any reason please use contact@jakewatch.com.

Under 'ROLL' you can find new link buttons (sexy bitches), so feel free to put them on your own page, myspace or drape them about your person.

For people viewing Jake Watch in FireFox or IE 7, we now have our own favicon. Basically a little 'JW' symbol in the URL box. It should also show up if you've saved us to Favorites. This now puts us on par with the BBC. Awesome, I think you'll agree.

Back to the 'STORE', we've had a few enquiries about the Jake Watch T-shirts. As you may remember, they have to be ordered in bulk to cut costs and dodge tax and stuff. If you're interested in getting an Official 100% Approved Luxurious JW T-shirt, head over to the forum and leave us a note. They will cost around £14 / $27 / 21 euros (includes P&P).

On to more serious business; we are still having no success in tracking the whereabouts of britpopbaby and Prophecy Girl. We have only found one clue at the scene - a bottle of blonde hair dye. L'Oreal.

30 comments:

j01560403 said...

Who are you Number Six? Where did you come from? Did you even attend JWATA (Jake Watch Agent Training Academy)???

There have been numerous sightings of PG in the past few days over at the Forum, if you don't even know that......

*claps hand on mouth*

Anonymous said...

why is jake licking his fist on the new banner?

veeveevee said...

Blonde hair dye??? Blonde hair dye??? This gets more interesting by the moment...

*tries to picture Britpop as a blonde*

Oooh, and I've got Firefox, and there's the way cool little favicon right up top! Awesome!

S4M985 said...

wow this is all getting very very professional! im liking it!

and about the Loreal hair dye? what colour exactly was it? Number, exact sub brand?! i mean details are important when catching these crims

And is it safe atm to order a t-shirt, i mean with all this security stuff going on im a bit wary! hehehe

perfectscore_goldstar said...

Rob Thomas's wife Marisol is on color #70 (honey almond) of the green Garnier Nutrisse haircolors ... I wonder if BPB was modeling herself as a blonde better half of a famous celebrity (read:Jake) ... dunno why when she could have just photoshopped herself in ... and PG's hair is toooooo gorgeous of a color for her to change it (and it looks fabby when she wears a pink on pink sweater in New York City ... trust me ... I know ...)

Anonymous said...

Is this like the time Jake bleached his hair for Homegrown with Jamie Lee Curtis?

I think Brit & Proph are at the American Idol auditions 2nd round in Hollywood - yeah I think I saw them at the Seattle auditions.

Anonymous said...

i miss the black background

city girl said...

I'm one who want a tee shirt and I'll be contacting you via email.

Thanks a million for getting them in.

BTW where is Jake?

Anonymous said...

City Girl, I think he is probably in Morocco.

veeveevee said...

I DVR'd the entire SAG awards and fast-forwarded through it, just in case Jake was there, but no dice! :(

S4M985 said...

yeh i have a feeling we arnt going to see much of jake in the next few months, even with the oscars and everything...

AgentLola said...

I feel your pain Vee, I sat through the entire SAG awards. No Jakey. :( I was so disappointed! I kept waiting for them to say his name! I wonder if he will be at the Oscars?

Anonymous said...

I miss the black background too, BRING IT BACK!
According to some comments at IHJ is seems our beloved may be heading off to Morocco for a few months or five.

Waitaminit! Maybe HE kidnapped PG and BPB!! He's taking them with him! *GASPS* (faints)....

cina said...

^^ I HARDLY think he would have to kidnap them in order to make them come along... LOL!! ;)

cina said...

Oh, and I can assure you that Number Six is a highly trained and skillful agent!

city girl said...

Thanks for that info!! Jake is in Morocco is this for Rendition?
Knowing he's in Europe makes me miss him even more. Looks like March before he's back here.

I hope the premiere of Zodiac is in NYC maybe this time I'll get a chance to see him in person.

Can you guys believe this all the time he spends in New York I still haven't been able to bump into Jake? One day Jake, just one day!!

nice anonymous said...

Number Six's voice sounds rather like Prophecy Girl -- at least, Number Six spells equally well -- but is less exuberant & less ironical. Like a Prophecy Girl running on automatic pilot. Maybe it's a borg version of Prophecy Girl

Brits is the one I'm really worried about. But that bottle of blonde hair dye sounds harmless enough. Maybe she's just exploring a new identity.

Anonymous said...

I know where our intrepid and strangely seductive leaders are.

Morocco.

I'm a genious

cina said...

City girl - Yes it's for Rendition he is in Morocco. :)

I for one am glad he's in Morocco!Not that it's "Europe", it's actually Africa, LOL!, but it means he's closer to me than he normally is, and in the same time zone! :)

Anonymous said...

I hope he gets a break for the BAFTAs in February so he can go up to London! Wonder if Peter Saarsgard is also needed for the Morroccan shoot. Do the Oscars happen before or after BAFTA? I thought BAFTA was first, then Oscar.

Anonymous said...

OK, where are our fearless leaders???? Blonde, hmmmmmmm.

nice anonymous said...

Directors Guild Awards are Feb. 3rd -- was Jake going to be a guest, or was that just a rumor?

Feb. 11 is the BAFTAs

Feb. 25th is the Academy Awards

Anonymous said...

Is Jake going to get sloshed and run amuk again like last year's CAA pre-Pscar party?

because that would rule.

He should do it every year.

Maybe in that Frank the Rabbit costume....

KayDee said...

)(*&^%$#@!@#$!!! why did it change all my posts to anonymous?!

KayDee said...

I for one am glad he's in Morocco!Not that it's "Europe", it's actually Africa, LOL!, but it means he's closer to me than he normally is, and in the same time zone! :)

yes, cina, but all the way to the south, still like 2-3 thousand km from me :(

Maybe she's just exploring a new identity.

can't blame her, new identities are great. very refreshing

Nothing Really Matters said...

I need a new hair dye!

cfitz said...

Can you imagine Jake with a mouthful of cous cous! Lucky semolina!

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine Jake with a mouthful of cous cous! Lucky semolina!

What?!

cfitz said...

Oh! cous cous is the national food of Morocco. It is made with semolina, so is pasta. My very misguided attempt at a double entendre. Sorry.

Jake will no doubt be consuming a great deal of it while in North Africa. Sigh!

heddaparsons said...

Liking the changes so far, just miss the JW agents in the banner!